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mr.whippy Flag West Wickham 21 Jan 03 9.37pm Send a Private Message to mr.whippy Add mr.whippy as a friend

Owen show us your hand, Owen, Owen show us your hand!

 

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Lombardo's Syrup Flag In the bush 21 Jan 03 9.56pm Send a Private Message to Lombardo's Syrup Add Lombardo's Syrup as a friend

Owen, have a punt
Owen Owen have a punt

or

Have we seen you
Have we seen you
Have we seen you in Ladbrokes (in Ladbrokes)
Have we seen you in Ladbrokes

or

Owen, whats the odds
Owen Owen whats the odds

or

can we play you
can we play you
can we all play you at cards
can we all play you at cards

Edited by Lombardo's Syrup (21 Jan 2003 10:16pm)

 


As the plastic cup of time fails to dispense from the vending machine of destiny

And the hot coffee of fate trickles down the trouser leg of eternity

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Old Chap Flag Orpington 21 Jan 03 9.58pm Send a Private Message to Old Chap Add Old Chap as a friend

Quote Skip at 21 Jan 2003 12:07pm

We could always wave a load of betting slips at him.

Better warn Ladbrokes to get an extra supply. Just don't take them all before I put my usual (Palace to win 5-1) bet on

 


Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season?

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Lombardo's Syrup Flag In the bush 21 Jan 03 10.00pm Send a Private Message to Lombardo's Syrup Add Lombardo's Syrup as a friend

You're worse than Stevie Claridge
You're worse than Stevie Claridge

 


As the plastic cup of time fails to dispense from the vending machine of destiny

And the hot coffee of fate trickles down the trouser leg of eternity

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gambler Flag Kent 21 Jan 03 10.43pm Send a Private Message to gambler Add gambler as a friend

To the tune of "you're not singing anymore"

Six to four,
Six to four,
Six to four says you won't score,
Six to four says you won't score.

 

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shaness Flag Not a million miles from here. 22 Jan 03 7.57pm Send a Private Message to shaness Add shaness as a friend

Just after we score a goal.....

Michael Owen, Michael Owen
Did you have a grand on that?
Did you have a grand on that?

 


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iantheeagle Flag Oxford 22 Jan 03 8.39pm Send a Private Message to iantheeagle Add iantheeagle as a friend

The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
And this is what he lost: 30 GRAND!
Whos that scouser with no money?
Whos that scouser with no mates?
He earned a million
Then he lost it all in one
On the outcome of a race

 


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thejabba Flag West Wickham 22 Jan 03 9.11pm Send a Private Message to thejabba Add thejabba as a friend

Quote iantheeagle at 22 Jan 2003 8:39pm

The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
And this is what he lost: 30 GRAND!
Whos that scouser with no money?
Whos that scouser with no mates?
He earned a million
Then he lost it all in one
On the outcome of a race

THAT IS BRILLIANT!!!


 


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palace polo Flag London,Streatham 22 Jan 03 9.37pm Send a Private Message to palace polo Add palace polo as a friend

Quote iantheeagle at 22 Jan 2003 8:39pm

The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
And this is what he lost: 30 GRAND!
Whos that scouser with no money?
Whos that scouser with no mates?
He earned a million
Then he lost it all in one
On the outcome of a race

Thats fukin brilliant we've got to sing it. Hows about it!!!

 


We are palace!

SUPER Palace!!!!

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jimmy2 Flag penge 23 Jan 03 10.15am Send a Private Message to jimmy2 Add jimmy2 as a friend

whos that scouser with no money
whos that scouser lost it all
hes that little number ten
and hes lost a bet again


thats as far as i got cant think of any more lol

 


it is only i who can smoke a joint

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eulalio Flag Girls just wanna have Funt 23 Jan 03 11.55am Send a Private Message to eulalio Add eulalio as a friend

Quote iantheeagle at 22 Jan 2003 8:39pm

The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
The famous Michael Owen went into a betting shop,
And this is what he lost: 30 GRAND!
Whos that scouser with no money?
Whos that scouser with no mates?
He earned a million
Then he lost it all in one
On the outcome of a race

Definitely the best offering so far.

 


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thejabba Flag West Wickham 23 Jan 03 12.30pm Send a Private Message to thejabba Add thejabba as a friend

Quote jimmy2 at 23 Jan 2003 10:15am

whos that scouser with no money
whos that scouser lost it all
hes that little number ten
and hes lost a bet again


thats as far as i got cant think of any more lol


whos that scouser with no money
whos that scouser who lost it all
hes that little number ten
and hes lost a bet again
and he cant even score

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(only if he dont score )


 


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