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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Dec 23 1.41pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I recall that Irish politician 'Dick Spring'.
Sounded like a sex aid.

 

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Midlands Eagle Flag 08 Dec 23 2.52pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I recall that Irish politician 'Dick Spring'.
Sounded like a sex aid.

Isn't that the common name for Viagra?

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Dec 23 3.00pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Isn't that the common name for Viagra?

Never existed in my lothario days and those with erectile dysfunction had to rely on sand and cement.

 

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Poplavian Flag Suffolk 08 Dec 23 3.36pm Send a Private Message to Poplavian Add Poplavian as a friend

When the Beckhams named their son Brooklyn after the place of his conception I was reminded of an old classmate called Bikeshed.

 

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 08 Dec 23 3.50pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Poplavian

When the Beckhams named their son Brooklyn after the place of his conception I was reminded of an old classmate called Bikeshed.

Very good

I wanted to do that, but the wife didn’t fancy calling our daughter South Norwood

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Dec 23 3.52pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Poplavian

When the Beckhams named their son Brooklyn after the place of his conception I was reminded of an old classmate called Bikeshed.

In my lothario days I once spent a weekend in a place in Cornwall called 'Mousehole'.

 

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Slimey Toad Flag Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 08 Dec 23 4.28pm Send a Private Message to Slimey Toad Add Slimey Toad as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

My goodness, he was a gentleman of erudition and wisdom, sage like in his thinking.

Back in my juvenile days I rang Peregrine up for a prank. Found his number in the phone box directory!

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 08 Dec 23 4.48pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Poplavian

When the Beckhams named their son Brooklyn after the place of his conception I was reminded of an old classmate called Bikeshed.

It's a shame the Beckhams weren't visiting Pratt's Bottom.

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Dec 23 4.51pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

It's a shame the Beckhams weren't visiting Pratt's Bottom.

I have visited Pratt's Bottom in Kent but have no recollection of any conjugal coupling at this location

 

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 08 Dec 23 4.59pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I have visited Pratt's Bottom in Kent but have no recollection of any conjugal coupling at this location

In my younger days before I met the wife, I went out with a girl from Pratt’s Bottom, a very pleasant area and handy for the M25, she was quite handy as well

 

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silvertop Flag Portishead 08 Dec 23 8.28pm Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

I think the marital equivalent of that dream Scottish football score is a celtic bonding of a girl called Mafanwy and a boy called Dickin.

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 08 Dec 23 8.49pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I have visited Pratt's Bottom in Kent but have no recollection of any conjugal coupling at this location

If they'd nipped down the road they could have sired Badgers Mount Beckham as well.

 

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