Boro won’t catch sheff Utd , and the play offs are a lottery , we are established , if asked he will come and I believe he’s been asked , he’ll be in charge before Leicester game

“This is a crisis, a large crisis.... in fact if you have a moment, it’s a 12 storey crisis, magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24 hour portage , and an enormous sign on the roof saying “This , is a large crisis” - Edmund Blackadder

Odds checker has Hasenhuttl as favourite with Benitez second.

Sky bet have hodgson favourite …

“This is a crisis, a large crisis.... in fact if you have a moment, it’s a 12 storey crisis, magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24 hour portage , and an enormous sign on the roof saying “This , is a large crisis” - Edmund Blackadder

There’s no one rumoured that really is standout that exciting …. Managing in the Scottish Prem is no guarantee you can do it I the EPL just ask Stevie G… who would also be a disaster along side Lampard.

Whoever it is let’s hope they spend some training time on putting the ball and players in the last third of the pitch ….

Got up, i am in Vegas, city that never sleeps

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

If the players need gingering up (which I think they do) then Jesse Marsch is also worth considering.

I have no doubt he’d interview extremely well and would bring discipline and a hard work ethic next to none.

The beatings will stop when morale improves.