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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 05 Jul 22 7.58pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

An Englishman in the semi final. Not a miserable sweaty. An Englishman.

Well done Cameron Norrie (Cam Norrie)

Only Novak Djokovic to beat in the semi

Far be it for me to muddy the waters an’ all but I believe he has a Scottish father and a Welsh mother.

My bigger question, however, is how do the male players in mixed doubles control their erections whilst playing alongside such damnably foxy chicks?

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 05 Jul 22 8.20pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Far be it for me to muddy the waters an’ all but I believe he has a Scottish father and a Welsh mother.

My bigger question, however, is how do the male players in mixed doubles control their erections whilst playing alongside such damnably foxy chicks?

I’m now going to have to reconsider my support for this young man. He sounds English after being born in Johannesburg so I might give him a pass, and he doesn’t start crying like Judy Murray, I mean Andy Murray the puppet. If he starts draping himself in Scottish and Welsh flags from the crowd then meh. I expect it so may as well ignore him now.

What I’d love is a modern day English version of John Mac. Yep, the LTA would fix all his junior results so he fails.

 


COYP

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 05 Jul 22 9.08pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Far be it for me to muddy the waters an’ all but I believe he has a Scottish father and a Welsh mother.

My bigger question, however, is how do the male players in mixed doubles control their erections whilst playing alongside such damnably foxy chicks?

Arab straps, Cucking..
Arab straps.
(you dont really see them anymore?)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Painter Flag Croydon 06 Jul 22 3.20pm Send a Private Message to Painter Add Painter as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

An Englishman in the semi final. Not a miserable sweaty. An Englishman.

Well done Cameron Norrie (Cam Norrie)

Only Novak Djokovic to beat in the semi

Born in South Africa to a Scottish father and Welsh mother, how far removed from English can you get?

 

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HeathMan Flag Purley 07 Jul 22 1.01am Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

It is said that the Scots and Welsh are the true English - driven to north and west by invaders over the years.

 

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YT Flag Oxford 07 Jul 22 7.02am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

Notwithstanding my male pattern baldness, spectacles and beer belly, I wish to identify myself as Marilyn Monroe

Edited by PalazioVecchio (05 Jul 2022 8.00pm)

Well, nobody's perfect!

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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CrazyBadger Flag Ware 07 Jul 22 10.00am Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

Originally posted by Painter

Born in South Africa to a Scottish father and Welsh mother, how far removed from English can you get?

Wasn't he raised in new Zealand, moved to US, where he started playing ?

 


"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one"

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Eaglehamster Flag Storrington 07 Jul 22 10.08am Send a Private Message to Eaglehamster Add Eaglehamster as a friend

Special award for the most obnoxious semi-finalist ever - Nick Kyrgios.

He just cannot shut his foul mouth. Be OK if he was funny but he's not. 50% objectionable git, 50% thug.

 


I have now sufficient funds to last me the rest of my life. Provided I don't buy anything.

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 Jul 22 11.02am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by CrazyBadger

Wasn't he raised in new Zealand, moved to US, where he started playing ?

So Ireland didn't sign him up for the rugby team? The one that got away.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 07 Jul 22 11.49am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

My support for Cameron Norris lasted about 2 sets after Cucking told me he’s foreign - Scottish and Welsh.

 


COYP

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Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 07 Jul 22 1.02pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Nadal played through pain to beat Fritz in a stunning 5 setter last evening. But is the old boy going to be fit for his semi against Kyrgios tomorrow?

I certainly hope so. It promises to be one heck of a match, because for all his bad boy stuff, Kyrgios is playing wonderful tennis right now.

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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nickyf 07 Jul 22 8.30pm Send a Private Message to nickyf Add nickyf as a friend

No Nadal in the semi final shame as people want to see 2 semi final matches being played,

 

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