Hopefully United won’t give a monkeys about the last game, just like our last game against them in 1991 when we stuffed them 3-0. Although to be fair, they did have the cup winners cup final a few days later so you couldn’t blame them.

Everton have been playing like they're jacked up on coke the last three or four games and it finally cost them with two reds against Brentford. It'll be interesting if they maintain the same intensity and whether we can match it. They look really fragile and can't keep the ball for more than three passes, but they are showing real desire and we have sometimes struggled against overly physical teams. Wilf may need to wear three pairs of shin pads!

United have been embarrassing, but they still have world class players, even if they're not playing like it. It would be a great end to the season to beat them comfortably.

The mathematician in me (and he's not much of one BTW) is struck by symmetry. WE gained 23 points from the first 19 games. One more point in the next 2 games will see us with 23 from the last 19. Sadly, that's about how well I think we'll do in the last 2 games. Hope I'm wrong.

Ending the season in the top ten would do me.

There is a strong possibility of finishing the season with a positive goal difference, something I am sure Palace haven't achieved before in the Premier League

Trust Ten Hag to be in place for our match. What a con.

Red and Blue Army!

Although don't forget, we have three days to prepare for the Man U game after Everton. From what I can see, they have a full week. Could well play a part.