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 Stirlingsays  19 Aug 21 5.13pm |
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Originally posted by jeeagles
If someone offered me a choice between new pair of shoes or a rocket launcher. I know which one I'd go for. Yeah me too, I've already got a pair of shoes.
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 19 Aug 21 6.27pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Yeah me too, I've already got a pair of shoes. is the club on the left or the right ?
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| Stirlingsays 19 Aug 21 6.47pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
is the club on the left or the right ? Selhurst Park.
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BlueJay  UK 19 Aug 21 6.54pm |
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Is there a badge or quarterly magazine for joining? Any vouchers? Important questions.
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| steeleye20 Croydon 19 Aug 21 7.02pm |
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Originally posted by BlueJay
Is there a badge or quarterly magazine for joining? Any vouchers? Important questions. Yes, and as an introductory offer, you get a signed photo of General Sir Nick Carter. Having a w**k.
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 19 Aug 21 7.59pm |
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They've probably got a funny handshake so they can spot each other when they're out for a pint.
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 19 Aug 21 8.03pm |
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I joined the Taliban last week, and they have sent me my large introductory pack in the post. Do I open it ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Aug 2021 8.03pm)
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 19 Aug 21 8.04pm |
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Diane's getting involved.
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Attachment: ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 19 Aug 21 8.11pm |
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All of the radical Muslim issues are fine by me, except giving up beer and egg and bacon sandwiches. Is it possible to get exemptions?
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Teddy Eagle  19 Aug 21 8.26pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
All of the radical Muslim issues are fine by me, except giving up beer and egg and bacon sandwiches. Is it possible to get exemptions? Aren't they a bit soggy? Soggy biscuits would get you a warm welcome.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 19 Aug 21 8.38pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Aren't they a bit soggy? Soggy biscuits would get you a warm welcome.
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| Stirlingsays 19 Aug 21 8.49pm |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
I joined the Taliban last week, and they have sent me my large introductory pack in the post. Do I open it ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Aug 2021 8.03pm) Just be happy you don't have to go to the open day. I've just found out that the Taliban have banned statisticians in Afghanistan. But I suppose with the Taliban the clue's there in the name. Edited by Stirlingsays (19 Aug 2021 8.50pm)
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