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Badger11 Beckenham 02 Aug 21 6.25pm | |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
I don’t think trespass is a criminal offence unless on certain premises (railways, nuclear sites, military installations etc) so there’s not much the police can do. Agreed that's why I said tell the police "lurking" hint at possible B&E.
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beak croydon 02 Aug 21 6.44pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
[Link] "She wrote: "I have a block of flats next to my house and I thought for a while things have been moved in my garden and it seemed a bit weird. "I’ve got a lock on the gate and it’s always locked. So over the weekend, I’ve installed a small outdoor camera under my guttering which records the whole back garden. "I’ve come home tonight after work (I work the late shift) and found two cigarette butts on the path by my seating area.
"To say I’m annoyed is an understatement but how do I confront them as they aren’t the friendliest of people at the best of times? "I guess they’ve been doing this since the nice weather began. Unfortunately, it’s not difficult to see I’m out as I have to drive to work and so once my cars are not there they obviously know I’m out. "I just don’t know how to approach this as I’m a single woman and just concerned it’ll escalate but I can’t allow this" what would you all do? Let your imagination go wild. I was thinking along the lines of chemical warfare,...but you must be able to use your own garden. Put superglue on the seats.
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Teddy Eagle 02 Aug 21 6.53pm | |
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Mr Palaceman 02 Aug 21 7.31pm | |
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Lol, I just realised it was a link to the sun and not an actual poster asking for help. Took me ten minutes to write it.. Edited by Mr Palaceman (02 Aug 2021 7.35pm)
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 02 Aug 21 7.45pm | |
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She should have knocked neighbours door, told them to be careful as someone tried to break in the back of her house, the cheeky buggers even stopped for a drink on the garden furniture! Tell them the police have been and she got cctv set up, but be careful because they could come to you! Its a hard one cos if the neighbours are low lifes, which you imagine they are, they could be up all night playing music if they think the neighbour is a "grass", and that won"t end well.
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Aug 21 8.13pm | |
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leave out a bottle of wine on table , in a nice cold ice bucket, bottle opener , glasses etc(pre injected through cork, with eye drop solution)
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cryrst The garden of England 02 Aug 21 9.14pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
She should have knocked neighbours door, told them to be careful as someone tried to break in the back of her house, the cheeky buggers even stopped for a drink on the garden furniture! Tell them the police have been and she got cctv set up, but be careful because they could come to you! Its a hard one cos if the neighbours are low lifes, which you imagine they are, they could be up all night playing music if they think the neighbour is a "grass", and that won"t end well. Also mention that the cousin with HIV might have left a sharp on one of the seats and it looks sat on. But it's OK as I've binned it now so please stay quiet or I will be in trouble. That'll do the trick.
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 02 Aug 21 10.11pm | |
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Currently, you can go in the garden and cough really loudly all the time. Generally keeps people away.
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 02 Aug 21 10.24pm | |
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Originally posted by cryrst
Also mention that the cousin with HIV might have left a sharp on one of the seats and it looks sat on. But it's OK as I've binned it now so please stay quiet or I will be in trouble. That'll do the trick. Ha, that to!
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