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 Teddy Eagle  02 Jun 21 2.18pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Just met an old mate for a quick beer who told me that he now has a bent pen!s. Thought he had started following Brighton. Turns out he has a thing call Peyronie’s disease. Apparently it’s very common. Anyone in here have this and do you now have to shag sideways? If this was the conversation over a quick beer what topics does he get onto over the course of a proper session?
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Tom-the-eagle  Croydon 02 Jun 21 6.28pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
If this was the conversation over a quick beer what topics does he get onto over the course of a proper session? This is just how my crowd greet each morning other. How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s?
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 02 Jun 21 6.30pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
This is just how my crowd greet each morning other. How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s? When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s
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| Spiderman Horsham 02 Jun 21 6.38pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s Careful
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| Casual Orpington 02 Jun 21 7.23pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s Bit wacist
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| Teddy Eagle 02 Jun 21 7.44pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
This is just how my crowd greet each morning other. How are you? How’s your wife? How’s your pen!s? Fair enough. It’s still a hell of a conversation starter.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Jun 21 9.21pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
When speaking to my mate who lives in Thailand, I also ask how is his wife’s pen!s would you give them a run out if they were, yknow, Ok looking, a dozen vodkas.
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 06 Jun 21 1.26pm |
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According to Monica Lewinsky, President Bill Clinton had a bender.
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| Spiderman Horsham 06 Jun 21 3.48pm |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
According to Monica Lewinsky, President Bill Clinton had a bender. Blimey, I misread had for was
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| HeathMan Purley 06 Jun 21 11.52pm |
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Thank you Mr Apollo. I remember The Mate's name was Chopper,
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 07 Jun 21 12.33am |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
would you give them a run out if they were, yknow, Ok looking, a dozen vodkas. Apparently it's fun to reach around the front and pretend you've gone all the way through.
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