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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 30 May 21 4.59pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom?

Cryogenics

 

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 30 May 21 6.08pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Cryogenics

You took ya time.

 

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 30 May 21 6.31pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom?

Bedroom?
The wife calls it that.
I call it the sensory deprivation zone.
Having said that, maybe we should swap.
I reckon we would get on well.
A few beers and a laugh and if itgoes well, maybe , sex.
Meanwhile the wives could go shopping and moan about us.

 
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Stirlingsays Flag 30 May 21 7.31pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom?

You need a bird with a low IQ who confuses sex for love.
It's a twenty percent chance everytime.

Outside of that I hear some people use masks.

 

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 30 May 21 7.58pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Live in a bedroom in Bangkok

 

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 30 May 21 8.01pm

Originally posted by sickboy

Bedroom?
The wife calls it that.
I call it the sensory deprivation zone.
Having said that, maybe we should swap.
I reckon we would get on well.
A few beers and a laugh and if itgoes well, maybe , sex.
Meanwhile the wives could go shopping and moan about us.

Good to have to back on here Sickboy.

You went missing for a while. Hope all is well mate

 

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 30 May 21 9.31pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Anyone have any ideas how to keep things fresh in the bedroom?

painters outfit tom.
and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac.

 

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Teddy Eagle Flag 30 May 21 9.39pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

painters outfit tom.
and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac.

Get her a cricket bat.

 
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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 30 May 21 9.51pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

painters outfit tom.
and the smell of putty, linseed oil n shellac.

Ha ha

You stud muffin

 

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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manwitheagletattoo Flag Somewhere in England 30 May 21 9.57pm Send a Private Message to manwitheagletattoo Add manwitheagletattoo as a friend

Have you tried changing or investing in that Emma mattress they advertise on the telly..The way that couple, specially that young woman spring out of that bed Wow
.

 

South London & Proud
Sometimes I really wonder if family are really worth it.
Because it doesn’t matter how time and affection you give
It’s never enough

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Bexley Eagle Flag Bexley Kent 30 May 21 10.09pm Send a Private Message to Bexley Eagle Add Bexley Eagle as a friend

My mate bought one of those and the missus said it’s so uncomfortable she moved to the spare bed. I guess that means the sheets will stay fresher.

 
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Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Flag Stoke sub normal 30 May 21 10.39pm Send a Private Message to Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Add Tim Gypsy Hill '64 as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I'm told by those who know that Lenor does the trick, your sheets smell lovely for days.

I heard it was c***fort Fatprick Conditioner.

 

Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers
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