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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 29 Apr 21 4.12pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Spiderman

“sitting on your jack in your van” be honest are you Neil Shipperley?


no comment spider.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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BlueJay Flag UK 30 Apr 21 1.52pm

They always looked a bit gross but it's true that you hardly ever see them now. I would imagine such unbridled lust has since been reduced to a love bite emoji instead.

 

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kennybrowns leftfoot Flag Reigate 30 Apr 21 10.05pm Send a Private Message to kennybrowns leftfoot Add kennybrowns leftfoot as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

I still give my Mrs the occasional one, then again I am very possessive. Sometimes I pee on her car just to mark my territory.


Yes rarely seen now... But reminds me of a funny story that has stuck with me.. When I was 14 my 15 year old sister got herself a boyfriend who was 17... For weeks they used to go out in his car and she used to come home with love bites.

My old man didnt say a word then the first time he came in the house to meet my parents he was sitting on the sofa.. My old man walked into the living room with an apple. He threw it at her boyfriend and it hit him in the head and he said 'right next time you wanna chew on something chew on that, leave my daughters neck alone'!!

It was fantastic and has always stuck with me!! And she never came home with another love bite!

 


Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!

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