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Teddy Eagle 08 Mar 21 4.31pm | |
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Originally posted by Jimenez
I thought there were more than two genders? They’re covered by the non-binary traffic lights in Trafalgar Square. My wife was confused by a form she got from work which asked if, among scores of choices, she identified as a Big Ender. Turned out to be Bi-Gender. My lip was very well bitten.
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DanH SW2 08 Mar 21 4.50pm | |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Does she make you do the hoovering while she lies in the bath gusset typing? I did actually run the hoover round earlier like a #modernman.
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becky over the moon 08 Mar 21 6.04pm | |
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Originally posted by DanH
I did actually run the hoover round earlier like a #modernman. Was that whilst your wife stood over you in 7" red patent heels and with a whip in her hand, cursing you for not doing it properly and telling you what your punishment was going to be after?
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Stirlingsays 08 Mar 21 6.30pm | |
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Originally posted by DanH
I did actually run the hoover round earlier like a #modernman. Freddy a bit too butch?
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Spiderman Horsham 08 Mar 21 6.35pm | |
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Originally posted by becky
Was that whilst your wife stood over you in 7" red patent heels and with a whip in her hand, cursing you for not doing it properly and telling you what your punishment was going to be after?
Got any pictures Becky? Tom’s on his way round as we speak
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PalazioVecchio south pole 08 Mar 21 7.17pm | |
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i know english women, german women, even a few that are mixed ethnicity..... i am trying to find some of these 'international women' to congratulate them on their day. The best i can manage is standing at Upper Norwood, close to the Bus Station. At the original Crystal Palace. The confluence of Lewisham, Lambeth, Bromley, Croydon & Southwark. Grab a girl and congratulate her..... Interborough Women's day. Edited by PalazioVecchio (08 Mar 2021 7.34pm)
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lush1076 leatherhead 08 Mar 21 7.33pm | |
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Originally posted by DanH
I did actually run the hoover round earlier like a #modernman. What is a #modernman? I'm not being difficult I just don't know what I'm supposed to be if I'm a #modernman. What makes one?
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DanH SW2 08 Mar 21 8.46pm | |
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Originally posted by lush1076
What is a #modernman? I'm not being difficult I just don't know what I'm supposed to be if I'm a #modernman. What makes one? One who is as comfortable in a leather skirt and heels as in thermals and a fleece.
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Stirlingsays 08 Mar 21 8.53pm | |
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Originally posted by lush1076
What is a #modernman? I'm not being difficult I just don't know what I'm supposed to be if I'm a #modernman. What makes one? It doesn't exist...you are what you are. It's just easier the more your masculinity fits your self image. Edited by Stirlingsays (08 Mar 2021 8.56pm)
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Stirlingsays 08 Mar 21 8.54pm | |
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Originally posted by DanH
One who is as comfortable in a leather skirt and heels as in thermals and a fleece. Thermals and a fleece? Freak.
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DanH SW2 08 Mar 21 9.57pm | |
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Don’t pretend a fleece and long johns don’t do it for you.
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Stirlingsays 08 Mar 21 10.08pm | |
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Originally posted by DanH
Don’t pretend a fleece and long johns don’t do it for you. I do have a couple of fleeces.....but long johns!? Na, this is my daily walking about get up.
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