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 eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Dec 20 1.48pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I used to know a delightful chap who was far from easy on the eye and generally proportioned. I did advise him,tactfully, to consider ladies who perhaps were not so much in demand but my words went unheeded.I did lose touch with this gentleman after I moved from the area and our paths haven't crossed since the 80s.Perhaps he married a 'Miss World' !! I dated a Miss World once, no wait hear me out. 1977, Mary Stavin Cats Whiskers in Streatham, a sunday night I think, she had just won the crown & was being paraded in front of people that were there & I blagged a dance with her . . . . PHWOAR. She was very tall, im only 5' 9", Swedish & smelt mmmmm, think I got a quick arse grope AND, I did get a full on snog, tho to be fair, most others did as well that night, had to spend a while in the gents very quickly afterwards . . . . To re-ajust my clothing, you understand.
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Willo  South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Dec 20 2.26pm |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
I dated a Miss World once, no wait hear me out. 1977, Mary Stavin Cats Whiskers in Streatham, a sunday night I think, she had just won the crown & was being paraded in front of people that were there & I blagged a dance with her . . . . PHWOAR. She was very tall, im only 5' 9", Swedish & smelt mmmmm, think I got a quick arse grope AND, I did get a full on snog, tho to be fair, most others did as well that night, had to spend a while in the gents very quickly afterwards . . . . To re-ajust my clothing, you understand. Maybe Mary Stavin thought you were the 'Cat's whiskers'.
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 26 Dec 20 3.01pm |
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in terms of attitude, there is nothing funnier than a munter who thinks she is Miss Universe.
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| eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Dec 20 6.18pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
in terms of attitude, there is nothing funnier than a munter who thinks she is Miss Universe. So, how many Miss Universe have you had?
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| eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Dec 20 6.25pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Maybe Mary Stavin thought you were the 'Cat's whiskers'. Ah, who knows, but, at least i can re tell the story. Now, this leads me to another enquiry, did/have you enjoyed the erm delights of Cats Whiskas Top Rank Suite Boobs etc ooo Sinatras? C'mon Willo, do tell, think most of us on here wouldve been there & (hopefjlly) done her(that).
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 26 Dec 20 6.59pm |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
So, how many Miss Universe have you had? 0. The same number as yourself. and there are also many Munters whom i have avoided. Another train wreck to watch out for is Stunners who think they are the ugly duckling. In spite of a million fellas throwing themselves at these girls every day. Beware of the crazies. You should never put your dick into crazy. Dating ? what does that term even mean anymore ?
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 26 Dec 20 7.09pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I used to know a delightful chap who was far from easy on the eye and generally proportioned. I did advise him,tactfully, to consider ladies who perhaps were not so much in demand but my words went unheeded.I did lose touch with this gentleman after I moved from the area and our paths haven't crossed since the 80s.Perhaps he married a 'Miss World' !! I think the phrase is ‘go ugly early’
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 26 Dec 20 7.45pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
0. The same number as yourself. and there are also many Munters whom i have avoided. Another train wreck to watch out for is Stunners who think they are the ugly duckling. In spite of a million fellas throwing themselves at these girls every day. Beware of the crazies. You should never put your dick into crazy. Dating ? what does that term even mean anymore ? crazies..known a good few:
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 27 Dec 20 10.43am |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
crazies..known a good few: Self inflicted, KD, self inflicted. If you insist on spinning this yarn about having a flat full of bunnies you can't be surprised that every boiler on the manor queues up at your door to see how many they can stuff in your Le Creuset. Like telling a big sort your name's Mr Kipling.
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 27 Dec 20 11.28am |
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Ever met one of these girls who treats 90% of men with disdain ? surly, argumentative, unfriendly, dislikeable.... and then she transforms into the smiling bubbly game-show hostess whenever a wealthy fella walks into the room ? sounds like one or two work colleagues i have known. Edited by PalazioVecchio (27 Dec 2020 1.06pm)
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| Spiderman Horsham 27 Dec 20 12.31pm |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
I dated a Miss World once, no wait hear me out. 1977, Mary Stavin Cats Whiskers in Streatham, a sunday night I think, she had just won the crown & was being paraded in front of people that were there & I blagged a dance with her . . . . PHWOAR. She was very tall, im only 5' 9", Swedish & smelt mmmmm, think I got a quick arse grope AND, I did get a full on snog, tho to be fair, most others did as well that night, had to spend a while in the gents very quickly afterwards . . . . To re-ajust my clothing, you understand. Was this before George Best got to her?
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| BudgiesBeak London 28 Dec 20 6.41pm |
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Another story from my past. I'd asked a girl out, and we'd arranged to meet at a Chinese restaurant for a meal. I arrived just before our arranged time, and within half a minute of arriving, a pigeon "mistook me for Nelson's column". I was covered in it - it was in my hair and all over my jacket.
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