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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 14 Nov 20 1.15pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

a brilliant topic for a thread. Congrats to the OP.

and well, stories too numerous to repeat.


i recall meeting a bunch of icelandic chicks in central london....getting very drunk and arranged to meet the cross looking one for a drink the next day.

Sobriety diminished her looks from a 7 to a 3.

she vaguely fancied me, but she hates all men and was permanently cross. I left her in a gay bar on Charing Cross road.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (14 Nov 2020 1.17pm)

 

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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 14 Nov 20 3.00pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

At a time that I was still attending school, I was once invited 'to have a good time' just off Shaftesbury Avenue.

The generous benefactor was very obviously a woman of the night economy, and in automobile parlance, she was an MOT failure with rusting bodywork.

When I arrived home, I had full confidence that the night out culminated in a social-disease-free state.

 
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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 14 Nov 20 3.51pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

a truly mad solicitor who was a fan of donovan, drank too much & could get horribly pished on cheap waitrose own brand lager.
crawling around on all fours, purring, pretending to be a cat, she asked if I could
'join her world'
I had previosly partaken of the basic run out with her which was a shame as she was pretty mucky..
However I opted out & passed her over to my flatmate (the often mentioned 'dirty dave')
Dave had no problem joining any world or playing pussy cats & lesbiens.
however it went wrong for him, when banging her in front of a small bedroom vanity mirror, both in lingerie, she stepped back in stilletoes & put the heel right through his bare foot.

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 14 Nov 20 4.23pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

My goodness. She was into motorbikes (I had a full licence). The best looking and sounding Honda (inline 4) 750cc you will see.

She drank pints of real ale. And she got her round in when it was her turn. (pushing her breasts out to get to the front of the queue)
She smoked rollies.

Valley-girl. Best ever.

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 14 Nov 20 4.32pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I was a dustman,....she was a solicitor. She grabbed my cock in her VW Golf, and it went quickly to full penetration. Who would have thought ?

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Nov 20 5.46pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

In a former relationship going back to yesteryear I took umbrage with a lady for treating me like a piece of meat.
She was a vegan and refused my chipolata.

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 14 Nov 20 7.33pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

a truly mad solicitor who was a fan of donovan, drank too much & could get horribly pished on cheap waitrose own brand lager.
crawling around on all fours, purring, pretending to be a cat, she asked if I could
'join her world'
I had previosly partaken of the basic run out with her which was a shame as she was pretty mucky..
However I opted out & passed her over to my flatmate (the often mentioned 'dirty dave')
Dave had no problem joining any world or playing pussy cats & lesbiens.
however it went wrong for him, when banging her in front of a small bedroom vanity mirror, both in lingerie, she stepped back in stilletoes & put the heel right through his bare foot.


I always love a Dirty Dave story

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 14 Nov 20 10.22pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle


I always love a Dirty Dave story

dead 5 yrs now, but most definatly not forgotten.
Died on the job, heart attack.
true.

 

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 14 Nov 20 10.45pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

dead 5 yrs now, but most definatly not forgotten.
Died on the job, heart attack.
true.

You’re kidding me??

What a way to go

 

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Mapletree Flag Croydon 14 Nov 20 10.51pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

My goodness. She was into motorbikes (I had a full licence). The best looking and sounding Honda (inline 4) 750cc you will see.

She drank pints of real ale. And she got her round in when it was her turn. (pushing her breasts out to get to the front of the queue)
She smoked rollies.

Valley-girl. Best ever.

Ah. I had one like that. Always spannering a 650 Bonnie. She was an Astrophysicist by trade. I didn’t know baths could be so dirty.

 
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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 15 Nov 20 8.11am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

You’re kidding me??

What a way to go

yes, true(unfortunatly)
was rogering his girlfriend 1st thing in morning.
Docs had missed a blocked heart valve a few weeks previously.
smoking done for him.
Even in hs 50s, often had 3 women on the go & would think nothing of clocking up 70 plus hours a week at work plastering.
quaffed bars dry.
If theres a Valhalla, hes in it.

 

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Eaglecol Flag Maroochydore 15 Nov 20 9.39am Send a Private Message to Eaglecol Add Eaglecol as a friend

We’ve all (most) have woken up with one that as we say in Oz- you’d chew your arm off not to wake as you escaped..... one night / morning I’ll never forget is waking up tied up and couldn’t move hardly a muscle ( let alone the one we all adore) - Crikeys after a lashing of a whipping and Multiple bite marks I managed to talk myself out of there and was released.... for years I drove past that street / units and wondered how many more victims that wench had got too ! that was a lesson learned and never forgotten....near on 3 decades later....
well done to the OP- great subject to bring out the war stories....

 
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