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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 27 Oct 20 1.41pm
Originally posted by stevethenorm Saying to my ex "GO ON THEN" as she was drunkenly waving a kitchen knife at me after she was shouting that I didnt cut her pizza correctly? 8 days later I left Mayday Hospital after being admitted with a collapsed stomach and a lung filling up with blood. Only time the stupid bint ever did as she was told. Pizza rage. Can't top that. Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.
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Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 27 Oct 20 1.41pm

Originally posted by stevethenorm

Saying to my ex "GO ON THEN" as she was drunkenly waving a kitchen knife at me after she was shouting that I didnt cut her pizza correctly?

8 days later I left Mayday Hospital after being admitted with a collapsed stomach and a lung filling up with blood.

Only time the stupid bint ever did as she was told.

Pizza rage. Can't top that.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Teddy Eagle 27 Oct 20 1.58pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle So Teddy, why did you decide to propose at Oxford St Tube? I was steaming, we were on our way home and it seemed a good idea to marry someone I’d known for a month. 25 years later she’s still around so maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea.
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27 Oct 20 1.58pm

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

So Teddy, why did you decide to propose at Oxford St Tube?

I was steaming, we were on our way home and it seemed a good idea to marry someone I’d known for a month. 25 years later she’s still around so maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea.

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NEILLO Shoreham-by-Sea 27 Oct 20 2.03pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle Trying to race down the unoccupied escalator at Old St tube late one night and very quickly taking a flying header down the whole thing bouncing off every fifth step or so before landing in a crumpled, battered heap at the bottom. Also proposing at Oxford St tube. The underground hasn’t been kind. After ' celebrating ' Beaujolais Nouveau Day in the City some years ago, I lost my footing near the top of the up escalator at Bank station. My head hit every step on the way down. As I lay at the bottom, a guy asked me if I was alright ( ! )...I asked him if there was any blood and he replied '' oh yeah '' ...at which point I passed out. I was taken to Guys Hospital where they examined my head, shaved it where they thought it might require stitches ( it didn't ), and kept me in overnight. It left me with ......an imprint of the escalator on my skull for weeks, a bald patch which never recovered...and I never touched a drop of Beaujolais again...which was the only positive Edited by NEILLO (27 Oct 2020 2.03pm) Old, Ungifted and White
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Shoreham-by-Sea 27 Oct 20 2.03pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Trying to race down the unoccupied escalator at Old St tube late one night and very quickly taking a flying header down the whole thing bouncing off every fifth step or so before landing in a crumpled, battered heap at the bottom.
Also proposing at Oxford St tube.
The underground hasn’t been kind.

After ' celebrating ' Beaujolais Nouveau Day in the City some years ago, I lost my footing near the top of the up escalator at Bank station. My head hit every step on the way down. As I lay at the bottom, a guy asked me if I was alright ( ! )...I asked him if there was any blood and he replied '' oh yeah '' ...at which point I passed out.

I was taken to Guys Hospital where they examined my head, shaved it where they thought it might require stitches ( it didn't ), and kept me in overnight.

It left me with ......an imprint of the escalator on my skull for weeks, a bald patch which never recovered...and I never touched a drop of Beaujolais again...which was the only positive

Edited by NEILLO (27 Oct 2020 2.03pm)

Old, Ungifted and White

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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 27 Oct 20 3.14pm
Originally posted by NEILLO After ' celebrating ' Beaujolais Nouveau Day in the City some years ago, I lost my footing near the top of the up escalator at Bank station. My head hit every step on the way down. As I lay at the bottom, a guy asked me if I was alright ( ! )...I asked him if there was any blood and he replied '' oh yeah '' ...at which point I passed out. I was taken to Guys Hospital where they examined my head, shaved it where they thought it might require stitches ( it didn't ), and kept me in overnight. It left me with ......an imprint of the escalator on my skull for weeks, a bald patch which never recovered...and I never touched a drop of Beaujolais again...which was the only positive Edited by NEILLO (27 Oct 2020 2.03pm) Good choice of station to, banks the steepest escalator i knew, back in the day! used to get giddy looking down.
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croydon proud

Any european country i fancy! 27 Oct 20 3.14pm

Originally posted by NEILLO

I was taken to Guys Hospital where they examined my head, shaved it where they thought it might require stitches ( it didn't ), and kept me in overnight.

It left me with ......an imprint of the escalator on my skull for weeks, a bald patch which never recovered...and I never touched a drop of Beaujolais again...which was the only positive

Edited by NEILLO (27 Oct 2020 2.03pm)

Good choice of station to, banks the steepest escalator i knew, back in the day! used to get giddy looking down.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 27 Oct 20 3.37pm
certainly far from my stupidest, but most recent was sunday morning. went to Bath for my 60th at weekend & rented a small courtyard apartment bang in the centre. very well equipped kitchen. We was leaving on sunday and going on to Salisbury (absolute khazi) so Id bought all the kit for a full belfast fry for wife & I before we left. Halogen hob, not used to this & seriously burnt the bacon which set off the very loud smoke alarm in our flat. This in itself was embarrassing enough as I scrambled through the guest book looking how to stop the bugger. I then noticed people coming out into the courtyard in dressing gowns, trackies etc.. there were 10 apartments, all f***ing 10 were plumbed in together. I'd set the lot off and cleared 10 flats at 9am sunday morning. skulked out later that day(after the owner had come from nearby to re-set.. (only silver lining was the owner laughing and sayin 'oh! it happens every week !') Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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certainly far from my stupidest, but most recent was sunday morning.
went to Bath for my 60th at weekend & rented a small courtyard apartment bang in the centre.
very well equipped kitchen.
We was leaving on sunday and going on to Salisbury (absolute khazi) so Id bought all the kit for a full belfast fry for wife & I before we left.
Halogen hob, not used to this & seriously burnt the bacon which set off the very loud smoke alarm in our flat.
This in itself was embarrassing enough as I scrambled through the guest book looking how to stop the bugger.
I then noticed people coming out into the courtyard in dressing gowns, trackies etc..
there were 10 apartments, all f***ing 10 were plumbed in together.
I'd set the lot off and cleared 10 flats at 9am sunday morning.
skulked out later that day(after the owner had come from nearby to re-set..
(only silver lining was the owner laughing and sayin 'oh! it happens every week !')

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 27 Oct 20 4.41pm
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall certainly far from my stupidest, but most recent was sunday morning. went to Bath for my 60th at weekend & rented a small courtyard apartment bang in the centre. very well equipped kitchen. We was leaving on sunday and going on to Salisbury (absolute khazi) so Id bought all the kit for a full belfast fry for wife & I before we left. Halogen hob, not used to this & seriously burnt the bacon which set off the very loud smoke alarm in our flat. This in itself was embarrassing enough as I scrambled through the guest book looking how to stop the bugger. I then noticed people coming out into the courtyard in dressing gowns, trackies etc.. there were 10 apartments, all f***ing 10 were plumbed in together. I'd set the lot off and cleared 10 flats at 9am sunday morning. skulked out later that day(after the owner had come from nearby to re-set.. (only silver lining was the owner laughing and sayin 'oh! it happens every week !') Happy birthday mate "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 27 Oct 20 4.41pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Happy birthday mate

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 27 Oct 20 4.42pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle I was steaming, we were on our way home and it seemed a good idea to marry someone I’d known for a month. 25 years later she’s still around so maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea. Ha ha. Love it Glad all worked out in the end "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Croydon 27 Oct 20 4.42pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

I was steaming, we were on our way home and it seemed a good idea to marry someone I’d known for a month. 25 years later she’s still around so maybe it wasn’t such a bad idea.

Ha ha. Love it

Glad all worked out in the end

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 27 Oct 20 5.47pm
I was mullered. I woke in the middle of the night and tried to throw myself through the upstairs window, trying to find the bathroom. (fortunately, the window held) My room smelt 'musty' for the next few days. On day 3 I found a pile of vomit on the floor of my wardrobe. I disengage, I turn the page.
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I was mullered. I woke in the middle of the night and tried to throw myself through the upstairs window, trying to find the bathroom. (fortunately, the window held)
My room smelt 'musty' for the next few days. On day 3 I found a pile of vomit on the floor of my wardrobe.

I disengage, I turn the page.

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thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 27 Oct 20 5.53pm
the list is endless and doesnt seem to stop as I get older , worse one was gobbing of at west german police, getting a beating from them, then ending up getting another one in the guard room...happy days Edited by thegreatlardino (27 Oct 2020 5.55pm) Sometimes I set out for Ludlow Sometimes I end up in Chepstow
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the list is endless and doesnt seem to stop as I get older , worse one was gobbing of at west german police, getting a beating from them, then ending up getting another one in the guard room...happy days

Edited by thegreatlardino (27 Oct 2020 5.55pm)

Sometimes I set out for Ludlow
Sometimes I end up in Chepstow

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 27 Oct 20 5.53pm
1993. Amshterdaaam stag do. I woke in the morning with an empty wallet, in some hostel with a neatly tied carrier bag of my own vomit next to me. I disengage, I turn the page.
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in a hidey-hole 27 Oct 20 5.53pm

1993. Amshterdaaam stag do.

I woke in the morning with an empty wallet, in some hostel with a neatly tied carrier bag of my own vomit next to me.

I disengage, I turn the page.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 27 Oct 20 5.54pm
^^^ I assume it was my vomit I disengage, I turn the page.
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in a hidey-hole 27 Oct 20 5.54pm

^^^
I assume it was my vomit

I disengage, I turn the page.

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thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 27 Oct 20 5.57pm
not me but at my brothers stag do in magaluf his mate ended up doing the dirty with a one toothed african prostitute and then ended up with some dodgy STD, and he was married Sometimes I set out for Ludlow Sometimes I end up in Chepstow
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crawley/selsey 27 Oct 20 5.57pm

not me but at my brothers stag do in magaluf his mate ended up doing the dirty with a one toothed african prostitute and then ended up with some dodgy STD, and he was married

Sometimes I set out for Ludlow
Sometimes I end up in Chepstow

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