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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 13 Sep 20 7.02pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by croydon proud

I didn"t eat anything at all for a full 5 days, and can tell you that after that time, the only thing that comes out is a clear jelly, and not much of it either!

Hunger strike in the Maze prison.

 


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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 13 Sep 20 9.29pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Hunger strike in the Maze prison.

No- i was long kesh mate!

 

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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 14 Sep 20 12.13am

Originally posted by croydon proud

No- i was long kesh mate!

Maze/Long kesh-tomatoe/tomato- lets call the whole thing off!

 

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BlueJay Flag UK 14 Sep 20 2.29am

Originally posted by croydon proud

I didn"t eat anything at all for a full 5 days, and can tell you that after that time, the only thing that comes out is a clear jelly, and not much of it either!

Please don't bring this story out as a restaurant as they're handing out the dessert menus

Edited by BlueJay (14 Sep 2020 2.29am)

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Sep 20 10.21am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by croydon proud

Maze/Long kesh-tomatoe/tomato- lets call the whole thing off!

 


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Sep 20 10.22am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by BlueJay

Please don't bring this story out as a restaurant as they're handing out the dessert menus

Edited by BlueJay (14 Sep 2020 2.29am)

Came out like a carrot foam.

 


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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 14 Sep 20 1.54pm

Originally posted by BlueJay

Please don't bring this story out as a restaurant as they're handing out the dessert menus

Edited by BlueJay (14 Sep 2020 2.29am)

Ha ha, I was lowering the tone i have to confess, but thought i would trow it in just in case anyone on here has been pondering the outcome of eating zilch for 5 days, now you know!

 

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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 14 Sep 20 1.57pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Came out like a carrot foam.

You have obviously gone the 5 day nil by mouth thing to mate- as thats exactly what it was like- felt like my body was eating itself inside!

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Sep 20 5.07pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by croydon proud

You have obviously gone the 5 day nil by mouth thing to mate- as thats exactly what it was like- felt like my body was eating itself inside!

Lent in the old days.

 


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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 14 Sep 20 10.08pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Lent in the old days.

Ha ha, yes, wouldn"t happen now.

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 15 Sep 20 7.46am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I had another 2-day hiatus, which ended yesterday. I'd been eating normally, but the corkage at the anus proved to be difficult to budge.
I used fingers and the sphincter/cutter to nibble away the blockage.
I know you'll all be relieved to know this

 


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becky Flag over the moon 15 Sep 20 8.50am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Nanny Becky Advises:......


To put an end to all this s***,(and the fact you will end up with piles from too much straining) just get yourselves a bottle of Lactulose from your pharmacy. No purging, no mad dashes, just softens the stools for easy passing.


There,....... all better now

 


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