I may well have been there

If so I can't remember it, which would be par for the course

When working on site at st pauls at christmas about 30 years ago, went to the master gunner, pub full of crumpet on last work day, got chatting to a nice brunette, drank all day with her, in evening, barely anyone left , she asked me back to her office, nobody gona be there, got up stairs of pub, stepped in to the path, air hit me and i nearly collapsed in a heap, she walking to office saying come on, i had to just turn and try and crawl to the tube station, never saw her again!

the hose pipe..
from what i remember it was a half of guiness & a can of barley wine in a pint glass topped off with a large port.
named the hosepipe as youd need to hose yourself & bog down after a few
from the oval tavern in oval rd circa 1984.
also 'petrol'
cherry trees circa 1988-90
a pint glass with half babycham, alf lager & shot tequila.
awful, i fell over so hard in the street I had a burn on my face & my mate, skunky slept under a car as he couldnt be arsed to get home.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

In Malaysia in the early 80s in a very out of the way place the local fishermen were drinking some stuff they were keen to share. Tasted awful - mix it with Seven-Up was the advice. Still foul but in for a penny, etc. Ended up skulling bowls of the stuff and watching a thunderstorm for hours. Turned out to be some kind of opium tincture.
Strongest was poteen after hours in an Irish pub in Hackney. Also Polish High Spirit at a party was an interesting experience.

Hopefully, it was beer goggles and you didn't miss much.

Red and Blue Army!

Wonder if she’s posting on another site about the greatest disappointment of her life. The Master Gunner got knocked down a few years ago - maybe she went back and wreaked her revenge on the place.