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 Stirlingsays  04 Apr 20 7.21pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
True, It's from thousands of years of only needing to know where the kitchen and bedroom were.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 04 Apr 20 7.28pm |
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My mrs had a blonde moment earlier today, we’ve got a rotary washing line, as in it blows round in the wind. She come out and said to me ‘why did you hang the washing round that side by the fence?’
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| Stirlingsays 04 Apr 20 7.33pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
My mrs had a blonde moment earlier today, we’ve got a rotary washing line, as in it blows round in the wind. She come out and said to me ‘why did you hang the washing round that side by the fence?’ Sounds like Mensa level compared to some.
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 04 Apr 20 7.42pm |
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It's a wonder we let them loose with dangerous items like hot saucepans and irons.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 04 Apr 20 7.43pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Sounds like Mensa level compared to some. I’ve never let her forget this one,,,,,Back in the day when we lived in Sidcup, there used to be an Italian restaurant in Mottingham called ‘The Two G’s’ she come in one day and said ‘we’ll have to try that Italian with the funny name, ‘The Twogs’ Edited by monkey (04 Apr 2020 7.44pm)
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| Stirlingsays 04 Apr 20 7.48pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
I’ve never let her forget this one,,,,,Back in the day when we lived in Sidcup, there used to be an Italian restaurant in Mottingham called ‘The Two G’s’ she come in one day and said ‘we’ll have to try that Italian with the funny name, ‘The Twogs’ Edited by monkey (04 Apr 2020 7.44pm)
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 04 Apr 20 7.52pm |
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Modern women, well mainly the chavvy ones, are unbelievably gobby in public, especially driving or on high streets. I don’t know if it’s girl power or they know they’re unlikely to get a thump. Last Christmas (sounds like a Wham opening) this rude woman who just looked delusional in thinking she was better than she is wouldn’t say excuse me trying to get past my trolley by coming from the back/side of me. ‘’You won’t get through there’’ was my cheeky joke. Because she gave me a moody look back I doubled down to really get to her with, ‘’Not for a long time anyway.’’ She looked livid and I think she told her fella. Not a word was said.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 04 Apr 20 7.52pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
And there’s more, I said to her a few years ago, fancy a long weekend in Torquay, she said, Scotland’s a long way just for a weekend. I’ll stop now
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 04 Apr 20 7.56pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Modern women, well mainly the chavvy ones, are unbelievably gobby in public, especially driving or on high streets. I don’t know if it’s girl power or they know they’re unlikely to get a thump. Last Christmas (sounds like a Wham opening) this rude woman who just looked delusional in thinking she was better than she is wouldn’t say excuse me trying to get past my trolley by coming from the back/side of me. ‘’You won’t get through there’’ was my cheeky joke. Because she gave me a moody look back I doubled down to really get to her with, ‘’Not for a long time anyway.’’ She looked livid and I think she told her fella. Not a word was said. I bet she had a thong showing far too high out of her XXXL tracksuit bottoms
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| Stirlingsays 04 Apr 20 7.57pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Modern women, well mainly the chavvy ones, are unbelievably gobby in public, especially driving or on high streets. I don’t know if it’s girl power or they know they’re unlikely to get a thump. Last Christmas (sounds like a Wham opening) this rude woman who just looked delusional in thinking she was better than she is wouldn’t say excuse me trying to get past my trolley by coming from the back/side of me. ‘’You won’t get through there’’ was my cheeky joke. Because she gave me a moody look back I doubled down to really get to her with, ‘’Not for a long time anyway.’’ She looked livid and I think she told her fella. Not a word was said. You just know that some of those bints were trying to blow on their first times.
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 04 Apr 20 8.02pm |
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Whilst driving through the country one day with my ex wife, we passed a farm with a sign outside. She said to me 'are those PYO (she pronounced it pie-oh) strawberries the big ones' ?
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 04 Apr 20 8.18pm |
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Generally useful for cooking, cleaning, ironing and for the occasional intrusion of one's person into but they're expensive and they eat a lot.
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