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Izal Medicated Toilet 'Tissue'
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 HeathMan  Purley 21 Mar 20 11.20pm |
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I wonder if there will be a social experiment - if people could have two rolls of gentle paper or three of Izal, would there still be stock, and which, on shelves at the end of a shopping day.
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Teddy Eagle  21 Mar 20 11.26pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Given what I have told about 'Izal', I have concluded I would rather use a bog brush. Basil Brush would be preferable.
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| Mapletree Croydon 21 Mar 20 11.32pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
Very good As I have already asserted, I have no recollection whatsoever of purchasing 'Izal'. Not at all, it was super smooth. But lethal if it got a fold in it.
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| Teddy Eagle 21 Mar 20 11.43pm |
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 21 Mar 20 11.43pm |
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Originally posted by Mapletree
Not at all, it was super smooth. But lethal if it got a fold in it. I hope that your comments are not borne out of personal experience.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 22 Mar 20 8.45am |
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if you scroll down a bit you will see a Viz parody of Izal called 'Badger's Arse' - worth a read,
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| Pete53 Hassocks 22 Mar 20 1.47pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Indeed. I could also do a fine imitation of Mr Punch using the same equipment.
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Henry of Peckham  Eton Mess 22 Mar 20 3.06pm |
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Used to use it in the Civil Service right up to the early 1990s. Every sheet was stamped "Government Property" ... we were very grateful for it in those days.
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| esox lucius Deal 22 Mar 20 5.46pm |
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Had this stuff when I was at school in 60’s, absolutely horrendous, like trying to wipe your ar5e with a 6 inch square of grease proof paper.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 22 Mar 20 5.51pm |
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Originally posted by esox lucius
Had this stuff when I was at school in 60’s, absolutely horrendous, like trying to wipe your ar5e with a 6 inch square of grease proof paper. I was in school in the 60s, but hand on heart I have no recollection whatsoever of any experience of the use of toilet paper in this establishment.
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 22 Mar 20 6.04pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I was in school in the 60s, but hand on heart I have no recollection whatsoever of any experience of the use of toilet paper in this establishment. You must've to a right posh school or a 'Grammer' Us plebs in the Secondary/Comprehensives back in the 60's knew ALL about IZAL. It was worse if it came out of a small box one sheet at a time.
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| JRW2 Dulwich 23 Mar 20 2.00pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
I was in school in the 60s, but hand on heart I have no recollection whatsoever of any experience of the use of toilet paper in this establishment. What, none at all?
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