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 eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 19 Mar 20 5.13pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
the only men getting married these days are losers who cannot get it for free. so they indenture themselves, their future salary, their house, pension, their inheritance...everything, even their sanity. Betting on a contract that has already shown itself to be null and void. clever men will never get divorced. Unmarried couples (with kids ) stay together longer than many married couples these days. And footballer's wives always stick in the knife after the playing career is over. Edited by PalazioVecchio (19 Mar 2020 5.03pm) NO bloke EVER gets it for free, single or married. Those cunning sly conniving women(not incl lbgt/non-binary/toasters/kettles etc) knew/know how to empty our wallets/pockets in return for, er, certain'carnal favours. Remember back when you were SINGLE, you bought them a drink, used to hope it was half a lager, turned out to be brandy & babysham. You took them for a slap up meal, prawn cocktail, steak, bottle of blue nun & then black forest gateau. Cost a bloody fortune back then. Getting a shag FREE, dont make me laugh
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 19 Mar 20 6.42pm |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
NO bloke EVER gets it for free, single or married. Those cunning sly conniving women(not incl lbgt/non-binary/toasters/kettles etc) knew/know how to empty our wallets/pockets in return for, er, certain'carnal favours. Remember back when you were SINGLE, you bought them a drink, used to hope it was half a lager, turned out to be brandy & babysham. You took them for a slap up meal, prawn cocktail, steak, bottle of blue nun & then black forest gateau. Cost a bloody fortune back then. Getting a shag FREE, dont make me laugh
how often do you reckon Jeff Bezos gave the wife one ? how many years married ? wow, that was some bill he got slapped with !
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 21 Mar 20 10.59pm |
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Take away religion and social/peer/kids pressure and having a partner for life seems utterly insane. Having a life-partner is comfortable and (sometimes) secure. That commitment (and kids), can really mess things up. Don't see divorce as (necessarily) a bad thing.
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Midlands Eagle  22 Mar 20 8.07am |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
You're showing your age with that menu
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 becky over the moon 22 Mar 20 8.17am |
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Can't believe Cucking hasn't been along on this thread to post his favourite comment yet: "Don't get married - just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house" There, saved him the effort
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| dreamwaverider London 22 Mar 20 9.14am |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
NO bloke EVER gets it for free, single or married. Those cunning sly conniving women(not incl lbgt/non-binary/toasters/kettles etc) knew/know how to empty our wallets/pockets in return for, er, certain'carnal favours. Remember back when you were SINGLE, you bought them a drink, used to hope it was half a lager, turned out to be brandy & babysham. You took them for a slap up meal, prawn cocktail, steak, bottle of blue nun & then black forest gateau. Cost a bloody fortune back then. Getting a shag FREE, dont make me laugh
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 22 Mar 20 9.19am |
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nonsense, I have it on good authority that the vast majority of young modern women like nothing more than a night out at a Bernie Inn as a prelude to a good seeing to - but don't wear too much Hai Karate or you might not get to the gateaux or the Cracker Barrell and crackers which follows
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| becky over the moon 22 Mar 20 10.15am |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
nonsense, I have it on good authority that the vast majority of young modern women like nothing more than a night out at a Bernie Inn as a prelude to a good seeing to - but don't wear too much Hai Karate or you might not get to the gateaux or the Cracker Barrell and crackers which follows Heard of a post-coital cigarette, but cheese and biscuits afterwards? never!
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| eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 22 Mar 20 11.35am |
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Originally posted by dreamwaverider
WHAAAT? You mean this doesnt happen anymore? No wonder i was getting funny looks standing outside the flicks in me pukka pinstriped flared trousers, platform heeled shoes & my banging ruffled shirt. & ME, you're right, i am
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 27 Mar 20 2.12pm |
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Some people are happily married. Some are happily divorced. Some are happily single.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 27 Mar 20 2.27pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
nonsense, I have it on good authority that the vast majority of young modern women like nothing more than a night out at a Bernie Inn as a prelude to a good seeing to - but don't wear too much Hai Karate or you might not get to the gateaux or the Cracker Barrell and crackers which follows Valerie Leon gave it to me for free, plus some Hai Karate aftershave. And don’t count on sex if you fill a woman up with heavy food.
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