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esox lucius Deal 17 Feb 20 11.01am | |
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In Florida in 1980 in a bar with my mate who asked the barman for a fag, the lady next to us gave him a very strange look until the barman explained to her he wanted a cigarette.
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 17 Feb 20 6.47pm | |
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Originally posted by esox lucius
In Florida in 1980 in a bar with my mate who asked the barman for a fag, the lady next to us gave him a very strange look until the barman explained to her he wanted a cigarette. 'your mate' knew what he was doing. He wanted botty action.
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Midlands Eagle 19 Feb 20 8.16am | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
with media everywhere now, i see the everyday intrusion of Americanisms into the English language by mainstream media. On the UK Business Forum a couple of weeks ago someone asked if he would be in trouble with the feds
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Slimey Toad Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 19 Feb 20 11.01am | |
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When Brookside started on C4 Barry or Terry were always saying 'Come Ed' before leaving the room. I spent months wondering who and where this Ed bloke was before having this scouse phrase translated for me.
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ex hibitionist Hastings 20 Feb 20 10.48pm | |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
On the UK Business Forum a couple of weeks ago someone asked if he would be in trouble with the feds reminds me of the black lady who said she'd never been pulled by the fuzz but she had been swung round by the t*ts!
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PalazioVecchio south pole 21 Feb 20 7.18pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
Marvel comics and American kids shows introduced the American language to a wider UK population in the 1970's. However, it was never main-stream. with media everywhere now, i see the everyday intrusion of Americanisms into the English language by mainstream media.
Edited by Forest Hillbilly (17 Feb 2020 7.58am) Cookie is not American. It is Dutch. Lekker.
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 21 Feb 20 7.48pm | |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
reminds me of the black lady who said she'd never been pulled by the fuzz but she had been swung round by the t*ts! Just out of interest, why was it a black lady?
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ex hibitionist Hastings 21 Feb 20 8.35pm | |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Just out of interest, why was it a black lady? bcos of her frizzy hair and I should have mentioned she was a prostitue
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 21 Feb 20 8.37pm | |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
bcos of her frizzy hair and I should have mentioned she was a prostitue Got ya
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Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 22 Feb 20 10.38am | |
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In England (hot)women wear suspenders-it the USA men wear suspenders (Braces) to hold their pants (trousers)up
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rob1969 Banstead Surrey 22 Feb 20 12.46pm | |
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Many years ago worked in an office with a Yank who used to get very annoyed when someone asked for a rubber ( to remove a one pencil mark) he would scream it’s not a rubber it’s an eraser.
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Teddy Eagle 22 Feb 20 1.26pm | |
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