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sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 08 Nov 19 7.17pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

I too would also like to go on record as looking for some ‘lady action’.

Applicants must be 16 + (exceptions may apply)

To make the offer even more appealing, any potential lady will be guaranteed a slap up meal at the Weatherspoon of their choice.

I await your responses.

Tom

Think you might want to re think the exceptions to the 16 + age limit mate.

 

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braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 08 Nov 19 8.47pm Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

is this fred serious?

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 08 Nov 19 9.17pm

Originally posted by chris123

5 years and first post, so not exactly chatty.

His profile states his interests to be: ‘all ball sports and collecting Antique figurines’

I’m sure any guy who spends his spare time collecting antique figurines will have no trouble with the ladies.

 


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YT Flag Oxford 08 Nov 19 10.52pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

His profile states his interests to be: ‘all ball sports and collecting Antique figurines’

I’m sure any guy who spends his spare time collecting antique figurines will have no trouble with the ladies.

He'll wedgewood in no time.

 


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OldFella Flag London 08 Nov 19 11.50pm Send a Private Message to OldFella Add OldFella as a friend

Originally posted by SiJayJoe2905

As an absolute Palace fanatic all my life and recent divorcee aged (a very fit) 56 years, I would love to date a Lady with a similar affliction for this great club of ours, so please respond if you are of a like minded virtue, bearing in mind too that I am considered to be very eligible with much to offer a Lady of similar characteristics.

Have you thought about self-partnering?

 


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Alex1991 Flag Ashford 09 Nov 19 1.55am Send a Private Message to Alex1991 Add Alex1991 as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

I too would also like to go on record as looking for some ‘lady action’.

Applicants must be 16 + (exceptions may apply)

To make the offer even more appealing, any potential lady will be guaranteed a slap up meal at the Weatherspoon of their choice.

I await your responses.

Tom

That is proper noncey that is.

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 09 Nov 19 8.37am

Originally posted by YT

He'll wedgewood in no time.

That sir was very good

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 09 Nov 19 9.10am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by SiJayJoe2905

As an absolute Palace fanatic all my life and recent divorcee aged (a very fit) 56 years, I would love to date a Lady with a similar affliction for this great club of ours, so please respond if you are of a like minded virtue, bearing in mind too that I am considered to be very eligible with much to offer a Lady of similar characteristics.

I wish you the very best of British in your quest to find a lady for love,friendship and affection - or even affliction!

Hopefully you will meet someone who is a lighthouse of joy,a waterfall of righteousness,a bracing gust of fresh air and not a blatherskite like my dear wife!!!!

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 09 Nov 19 10.00am

Originally posted by Alex1991

That is proper noncey that is.

That’s cos I’m a proper nonce

 


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derby eagle Flag Derby 09 Nov 19 11.08am Send a Private Message to derby eagle Add derby eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

That’s cos I’m a proper nonce

With your tropes/views of Jewish influence and this, you sound a right catch!

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 09 Nov 19 11.52am

Originally posted by derby eagle

With your tropes/views of Jewish influence and this, you sound a right catch!

Not sure what my views on Jewish influence have great to do with the price of bread mate.
As have stated on here several times, my wife and therefore our children are Jewish.
I’m hardly anti-Semitic. Just pointing out the facts which are impossible to disagree with.

 


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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 09 Nov 19 12.10pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Not sure what my views on Jewish influence have great to do with the price of bread mate.
As have stated on here several times, my wife and therefore our children are Jewish.
I’m hardly anti-Semitic. Just pointing out the facts which are impossible to disagree with.

he wont be able to reply for a few hours now tom.
he'll be keeping a close eye on the palace crowd for any racist goings on

 


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