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stuckinbristol Flag In the woodwork. 30 Jul 19 4.42pm Send a Private Message to stuckinbristol Add stuckinbristol as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Are you just jealous?

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 30 Jul 19 4.53pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Was watching Ancient Aliens about how aliens have interbred with us and changed our genetic makeup. Apparently, in some abduction cases they are still at it.
There was a New Zealand chap who awoke in the night to find himself getting f***ed by a blonde female alien with big eyes. They never mentioned the size of her tits though.

That has happened to me a few times. I didn't ask if they were aliens.
Come to think of it, I probably didn't even ask for their name.

 

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 30 Jul 19 5.11pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Was watching Ancient Aliens about how aliens have interbred with us and changed our genetic makeup. Apparently, in some abduction cases they are still at it.
There was a New Zealand chap who awoke in the night to find himself getting f***ed by a blonde female alien with big eyes. They never mentioned the size of her tits though.

can you clear up that old urban myth once and for all, these blond embryo faced aliens, did they really insert metal probes up this person's jacksy in order either to gain information or to determine his overall condition?

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 30 Jul 19 5.18pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

That has happened to me a few times. I didn't ask if they were aliens.
Come to think of it, I probably didn't even ask for their name.

Loving the Alien.

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 30 Jul 19 5.25pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

can you clear up that old urban myth once and for all, these blond embryo faced aliens, did they really insert metal probes up this person's jacksy in order either to gain information or to determine his overall condition?

I'll put it this way: those putting tin foil on their heads to stop Alien mind reading are putting the foil in the wrong place.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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Stirlingsays Flag 30 Jul 19 5.55pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I'll put it this way: those putting tin foil on their heads to stop Alien mind reading are putting the foil in the wrong place.

Storming Area 'Hot Alien'

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 30 Jul 19 6.16pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Loving the Alien.

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Good old Dave.

Gone too soon.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 30 Jul 19 6.22pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Loving the Alien.

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As I type, I'm wearing a Bowie t-shirt. But I'm not sending a photo.

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 31 Jul 19 11.39pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Some more going ons out there in space with discovery of an unusual star system that we can't explain yet.

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Invalid user 2019 Flag 01 Aug 19 1.59am

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Was watching Ancient Aliens about how aliens have interbred with us and changed our genetic makeup. Apparently, in some abduction cases they are still at it.
There was a New Zealand chap who awoke in the night to find himself getting f***ed by a blonde female alien with big eyes. They never mentioned the size of her tits though.

Alien or not, this is a common occurrence in NZ after a night out on the tiles.

 

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