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YT Flag Oxford 04 May 19 10.13pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by cryrst

How do you f*** an ant.

Very carefully.

 


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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 05 May 19 3.22am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by cryrst

How do you f*** an ant.

Ask an ant.

 


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Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 05 May 19 2.41pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Ask an ant.

Unplug the Jukebox Bender....

 


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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 05 May 19 3.22pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

I have tried watching women’s football several times in the past, but it’s just so dull, slow paced and lacking intensity for me. Though to be fair, if I still lived in Bromley I’m sure I would’ve mooched along to watch palace ladies a few times by now.

The last time I tried on tv, I got so bored I ended up watching a documentary on some obscure channel about the sex industry instead. Some bloke was selling his old socks online that he’d cum in several times and let it dry, it was so much more interesting

Edited by monkey (05 May 2019 3.22pm)

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 05 May 19 3.47pm

Originally posted by monkey

I have tried watching women’s football several times in the past, but it’s just so dull, slow paced and lacking intensity for me. Though to be fair, if I still lived in Bromley I’m sure I would’ve mooched along to watch palace ladies a few times by now.

The last time I tried on tv, I got so bored I ended up watching a documentary on some obscure channel about the sex industry instead. Some bloke was selling his old socks online that he’d cum in several times and let it dry, it was so much more interesting

Edited by monkey (05 May 2019 3.22pm)

So basically what you're saying is that after watching ladies running round in their footy kit for a few minutes you decided to have a w@nk

 


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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 05 May 19 3.51pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

So basically what you're saying is that after watching ladies running round in their footy kit for a few minutes you decided to have a w@nk

Actually no, I’d run out of socks

 

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collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 05 May 19 4.01pm Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

Women's football has come a long way in a short time, but now it's getting to time perhaps the women presenters and pundits who have infiltrated the men's game can move over to to the women's side, I really can't stand women commentating on the men's game, it's just not right imho, eye candy isn't enough, get rid!!

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 05 May 19 5.38pm

Originally posted by monkey

Actually no, I’d run out of socks

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 06 May 19 7.32am

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

You need a very small dick.....currently Owen Jones holds the world champion title for the number of ants f***ed.....all male ants of course.

James O'Brien would have beaten him to the title but came second....on account of stopping every two minutes to ask the ant how they felt about the process....but then interrupting them half way through a leg rub to call them a racist before carrying on.

Edited by Stirlingsays (04 May 2019 10.05pm)

There's no way this is true. Jones and Spaz Mouth have never f***ed anything in their lives.
They are beta males. They receive not give. I pity the unfortunate halfwit who has the displeasure of having to see either of their middle aged, flabby lesbian-esque bodies in the flesh and deal with it thereafter.
Catcher's mitts the pair of them.
JOB especially loves a pegging, look at him.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 06 May 19 8.09am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ChrisGC

There's no way this is true. Jones and Spaz Mouth have never f***ed anything in their lives.
They are beta males. They receive not give. I pity the unfortunate halfwit who has the displeasure of having to see either of their middle aged, flabby lesbian-esque bodies in the flesh and deal with it thereafter.
Catcher's mitts the pair of them.
JOB especially loves a pegging, look at him.

Yep, I'd imagine JOB's rear quarters has buried more stiffs than most cemeteries.

 


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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 06 May 19 8.11am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

I don't care about women's sport mainly because they insist on imitating men sport and do it badly.

Why watch someone run 100m in 11 seconds when I can watch Usain Bolt?

Women's football is just not interesting to me for that reason the same way I don't watch men's Sunday park football.

I have no problem with them playing it and I am sure they are professional and people are entitled to watch it or in my case not.

I do look for the results of our ladies team but only because they are Palace.

 


One more point

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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 06 May 19 8.46pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Women's football.

so the tv studio will have womens players, managers, coaches etc etc.


will the BBC have a quota on the number of male commentators and pundits ?

 


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