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YT Oxford 04 May 19 10.13pm | |
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Originally posted by cryrst
How do you f*** an ant. Very carefully.
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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 05 May 19 3.22am | |
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Originally posted by cryrst
How do you f*** an ant. Ask an ant.
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Jimenez SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 05 May 19 2.41pm | |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Ask an ant. Unplug the Jukebox Bender....
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monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 05 May 19 3.22pm | |
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I have tried watching women’s football several times in the past, but it’s just so dull, slow paced and lacking intensity for me. Though to be fair, if I still lived in Bromley I’m sure I would’ve mooched along to watch palace ladies a few times by now. The last time I tried on tv, I got so bored I ended up watching a documentary on some obscure channel about the sex industry instead. Some bloke was selling his old socks online that he’d cum in several times and let it dry, it was so much more interesting Edited by monkey (05 May 2019 3.22pm)
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 05 May 19 3.47pm | |
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Originally posted by monkey
I have tried watching women’s football several times in the past, but it’s just so dull, slow paced and lacking intensity for me. Though to be fair, if I still lived in Bromley I’m sure I would’ve mooched along to watch palace ladies a few times by now. The last time I tried on tv, I got so bored I ended up watching a documentary on some obscure channel about the sex industry instead. Some bloke was selling his old socks online that he’d cum in several times and let it dry, it was so much more interesting Edited by monkey (05 May 2019 3.22pm) So basically what you're saying is that after watching ladies running round in their footy kit for a few minutes you decided to have a w@nk
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monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 05 May 19 3.51pm | |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
So basically what you're saying is that after watching ladies running round in their footy kit for a few minutes you decided to have a w@nk Actually no, I’d run out of socks
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collier row eagle romford essex via another galaxy 05 May 19 4.01pm | |
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Women's football has come a long way in a short time, but now it's getting to time perhaps the women presenters and pundits who have infiltrated the men's game can move over to to the women's side, I really can't stand women commentating on the men's game, it's just not right imho, eye candy isn't enough, get rid!!
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 05 May 19 5.38pm | |
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Originally posted by monkey
Actually no, I’d run out of socks
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ChrisGC Wantage 06 May 19 7.32am | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
You need a very small dick.....currently Owen Jones holds the world champion title for the number of ants f***ed.....all male ants of course. James O'Brien would have beaten him to the title but came second....on account of stopping every two minutes to ask the ant how they felt about the process....but then interrupting them half way through a leg rub to call them a racist before carrying on. Edited by Stirlingsays (04 May 2019 10.05pm) There's no way this is true. Jones and Spaz Mouth have never f***ed anything in their lives.
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Stirlingsays 06 May 19 8.09am | |
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Originally posted by ChrisGC
There's no way this is true. Jones and Spaz Mouth have never f***ed anything in their lives. Yep, I'd imagine JOB's rear quarters has buried more stiffs than most cemeteries.
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Badger11 Beckenham 06 May 19 8.11am | |
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I don't care about women's sport mainly because they insist on imitating men sport and do it badly. Why watch someone run 100m in 11 seconds when I can watch Usain Bolt? Women's football is just not interesting to me for that reason the same way I don't watch men's Sunday park football. I have no problem with them playing it and I am sure they are professional and people are entitled to watch it or in my case not. I do look for the results of our ladies team but only because they are Palace.
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PalazioVecchio south pole 06 May 19 8.46pm | |
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Women's football. so the tv studio will have womens players, managers, coaches etc etc.
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