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 kingdowieonthewall  Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Mar 19 8.25pm |
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Originally posted by martin2412
Perhaps it's just me, but I think Jerry Hall is a mankey old minger. Edited by martin2412 (17 Mar 2019 6.01pm) agreed martin.
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Jimenez  SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 17 Mar 19 8.32pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
This is a photo of British Super Welterweight Title holder boxer Ted Cheeseman with his girlfriend. Now by all accounts Ted seems to be a nice normal bloke.....but lets be honest....take a look at that mug.....that mug could curdle cheese let alone anything else. Now a bloke with Ted Cheeseman's face would normally never get a bird like that....He'd be lucky to get dumpy Sharon off the tills....That bird is about three leagues above him. If that photo is proof of anything it's that money makes the world go round.......the honey can smell the money. Edited by Stirlingsays (17 Mar 2019 2.25pm) I have to admit she's not exactly an oil painting.
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Pussay Patrol  17 Mar 19 9.15pm |
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Maybe he got a nice bird as he's got out, made a success of himself and is a genuinely nice bloke, as opposed to spending his life on internet forums hating on others?
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Teddy Eagle  17 Mar 19 9.17pm |
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Originally posted by Jimenez
I have to admit she's not exactly an oil painting. _______________________________________________________ Depends who painted it. Picasso? Francis Bacon depicted some right ugholes.
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| Stirlingsays 17 Mar 19 10.04pm |
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You can tell when a politically 'progressive' lefty comes onto the thread. They are about as funny as finding a foreskin in your Kebab. Edited by Stirlingsays (17 Mar 2019 10.08pm)
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| ChrisGC Wantage 17 Mar 19 11.06pm |
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I dunno, she looks a bit pikey and has a lot of slap on. Probably about the same league. It's the surname that's the killer. Nobody wants to be Mrs Cheeseman.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 17 Mar 19 11.49pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
You can tell when a politically 'progressive' lefty comes onto the thread. They are about as funny as finding a foreskin in your Kebab. Edited by Stirlingsays (17 Mar 2019 10.08pm) Baizuo is quicker to type once you’ve got it in your predictive text. You’ll waste less of your life on it before he calls you a Gammon.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 17 Mar 19 11.50pm |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
Well I'm an ugly bloke and I'm not with a pretty women. My Mrs and I are both real mingers. Proper disgusting c@nts. The plus side is we both know the other won't ever leave as no one else would ever have us. That was excellent. I laughed so loud the pussy on my lap wasn’t pleased. Stirlingsays’s comment on the theme tune to Love Story playing while reading it was epic.
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| Stirlingsays 18 Mar 19 5.45am |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
That was excellent. I laughed so loud the pussy on my lap wasn’t pleased. Stirlingsays’s comment on the theme tune to Love Story playing while reading it was epic.
The non Baizuo know how to have a laugh thank god.....and if you'd seen some of my girlfriends you'd know what I mean.
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| Stirlingsays 18 Mar 19 5.47am |
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Originally posted by ChrisGC
I dunno, she looks a bit pikey and has a lot of slap on. Probably about the same league. It's the surname that's the killer. Nobody wants to be Mrs Cheeseman. Unless she's Ms Pickle perhaps.....I dunno...think she's a bit of a cracker, but maybe that's just me.
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| Stirlingsays 18 Mar 19 5.56am |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
I always tell my missus she's the good looking one but it's pretty obvious that really it's me.
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| Casual Orpington 18 Mar 19 6.39am |
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Originally posted by ChrisGC
I dunno, she looks a bit pikey and has a lot of slap on. Probably about the same league. It's the surname that's the killer. Nobody wants to be Mrs Cheeseman. I love the pikey look. Michelle Keegan would have made a great gypo.
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