These complaints normally come for a tweet that always seems to start along the lines of: "my child noticed this and asked me"

No they didn't, you just don't want to come across as someone with too much time on their hands.

There were some group of idiots objecting to the fact the word "woman" contains the word "man" recently. Most respondents to it were women who told them to get a life.

Optimistic as ever

And i wouldn't by the way.

And maybe take some time out of her busy day to teach her son to read.

why would you actually buy tissues when your bedroom is strewn with dirty pants n socks?
w*** rags a plenty, although wifeys panties are best suited.

when she's still in them..

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

It will be the Personchester derby soon so we can take our mind off all this utter ovaries, sorry I mean gonads.

Some would get there via taxi and hired limo. I’d go dressed in drag and once they’re all drunk and hungry I’d whip my dress off and cover myself in chocolate while you’re all moaning about women. I’ll let you know the outcome!

COYP