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Rudi Hedman Caterham 06 Sep 18 2.06pm | |
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Originally posted by chateauferret
On the chest of drawers at the end of one of the banks of desks in my office there is a sort of rose water bowl thing that's festooned with the colours and logos of Wet Spam. I thought I moved up here to get away from that kind of s***. Haven't found out whose it is yet. FFS. Don’t. Just scratch it off. Being on your own in carriage and train full of Brighton scraping off Palace stickers and replacing them with Brighton/Leverkusen stickers is unfortunately something you either watch or object to or fight the whole carriage or train.
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Rudi Hedman Caterham 06 Sep 18 2.09pm | |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
I had a 'friend of a friend' in Forest Hill, who was Miii, and so dis-liked Palace fans, he couldn't stand being in my company. I once found myself driving along, when a youngster up ahead was walking across a zebra crossing. He was wearing a Brighton shirt, and I subconsciously hit the accelerator to aim at said pedestrian. Hitting the brakes, I thought 'what the fck was I doing ?' I dropped off a relative at Gatwick on Saturday. He was in a wheelchair, waiting to be taken to the boarding lounge, when all of a sudden another 'wheelie' was positioned opposite us. His disability didn't irk me, or the dark colour of his skin. BUT, he was wearing a Southampton FC baseball cap. WTF? I think because it's not in the vicinity of a football ground, it catches me off-guard, particularly on match days. Edited by Forest Hillbilly (06 Sep 2018 7.17am) Don’t take football views or issues into work or too seriously or you’ll have problems or limits in life, but as he’s a simpleton then that’s to be expected for you and him. I don’t think I’ve ever been tempted to kill anybody on a zebra crossing apart from maybe people taking the p1ss, although the slight increase of speed was no doubt manageable and just to make the message.
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 06 Sep 18 2.49pm | |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Don’t take football views or issues into work or too seriously or you’ll have problems or limits in life, but as he’s a simpleton then that’s to be expected for you and him. I don’t think I’ve ever been tempted to kill anybody on a zebra crossing apart from maybe people taking the p1ss, although the slight increase of speed was no doubt manageable and just to make the message.
Kill. Kill. Kill. God, I sound like Comm Dreyfus from The Pink Panther films . . .
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becky over the moon 06 Sep 18 2.52pm | |
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Originally posted by chateauferret
On the chest of drawers at the end of one of the banks of desks in my office there is a sort of rose water bowl thing that's festooned with the colours and logos of Wet Spam. I thought I moved up here to get away from that kind of s***. Haven't found out whose it is yet. FFS. Had lunch in Morrison's café in Yeovil yesterday - bloke in a WH shirt in there too....... they get every- bloody-where. Like you, thought I'd get away from it down here.
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 06 Sep 18 3.54pm | |
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Originally posted by chateauferret
On the chest of drawers at the end of one of the banks of desks in my office there is a sort of rose water bowl thing that's festooned with the colours and logos of Wet Spam. I thought I moved up here to get away from that kind of s***. Haven't found out whose it is yet. FFS. Move the bowl right to the very edge of the desk. Watch the inevitable happen, when someone else walks by
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Rudi Hedman Caterham 06 Sep 18 5.18pm | |
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The West Ham shirt, home or away, has always looked dirty to me. Like something a garage should use for wiping grease off hands or nuts and bolts.
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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 06 Sep 18 5.30pm | |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
The West Ham shirt, home or away, has always looked dirty to me. Like something a garage should use for wiping grease off hands or nuts and bolts.
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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 06 Sep 18 5.40pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Et tu Stirling? I voted leave to get away from such French infiltration of our language.
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Stirlingsays 06 Sep 18 5.44pm | |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Et tu Stirling? I voted leave to get away from such French infiltration of our language.
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ex hibitionist Hastings 06 Sep 18 6.46pm | |
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I wholeheartedly agree with eugenics where Southampton fans are concerned - especially after Saturday, I don't know which club would win in a game of wheelchair football but we definitely have the better black players, which might make us less racist but that's not the point is it? What is the point can someone help me please? Maybe Stirling.
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Stirlingsays 06 Sep 18 7.04pm | |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
I wholeheartedly agree with eugenics where Southampton fans are concerned - especially after Saturday, I don't know which club would win in a game of wheelchair football but we definitely have the better black players, which might make us less racist but that's not the point is it? What is the point can someone help me please? Maybe Stirling. I could explain it all......but I'd have to swear you to secrecy with a ham mustard crouton & lettuce sandwich and special handshake.
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Rudi Hedman Caterham 06 Sep 18 8.27pm | |
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Originally posted by eagleman13
Well East London is becoming a home for gay men so why not?
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