Throw the towels in the pool or p1ss on them and leave them to dry on some grass.

COYP

At hotels abroad, I've seen people laying towels on sunbeds before they go to bed, safe in the knowledge they can get up late, and still have sunbed.
Wrong.
A waiter comes out very early in the morning and chucks all towels in the swimming pool. Job done.

and footie shirts on holiday just lacks a bit of class. Even if it is Palace.
There is no escaping fvckwits. They are everywhere.

and rip the last page out of his book,...that'll fvck him

I disengage, I turn the page.

I've never understood the need for Brits to go abroad and hang a Union Jack from their hotel balcony. Or complain when the natives don't speak English or ketchup is not served with everything.

I was on holiday it Italy recently. On Lake Garda; I wasn't really expecting all that towel on sun-lounger mullarky, but it was a constant problem. Without sun-loungers there was no where around the pools. At one stage a bloke nicked my kids' sun-loungers while they were in the pool. I can say he was taken down a peg or two by me. Germans and Dutch were getting up at 7 to put towels on sun loungers and the place was doing nothing about it. Was like a week of the battle of the sun loungers, rather than a holiday. Can say we were getting beaten by the Germans' sheer dedication and determination to have every sun lounger to themselves.
Imagine setting your alarm for 6 something whilst on holiday and putting a pile of towels on sun loungers in the faint light of dawn. The sheer mentality of it is bewildering.

Red and Blue Army!

Eh?

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)