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YT Flag Oxford 24 Jul 18 11.04am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Double-barrelled forenames are the ones that get me:

Kaylee-Jayne

Charlie-May

or kids named after the place/direction of their conception:

Brooklyn, North or Grimsby

and then there's the ones that make them sound more like pets than children:

Blaze, Hero or Joey

What's so wrong with Antony or Mavis, Neville or Agnes?

Or indeed Anthony...

 


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Cannonball Flag High in the Ozarks. 24 Jul 18 12.10pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

There seems to be this African-American trend of putting "De"in front of every name,such as DeJohn and Dewayne.

 


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YT Flag Oxford 24 Jul 18 12.58pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Cannonball

There seems to be this African-American trend of putting "De"in front of every name,such as DeJohn and Dewayne.

Deluded parents, if you ask me.

 


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Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 24 Jul 18 1.06pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

If your Puerto Rican? Imagine being called Colon!!

 


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Frickin Saweet Flag South Cronx 24 Jul 18 1.11pm Send a Private Message to Frickin Saweet Add Frickin Saweet as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

My wife is Jullie and the spelling is due to her daft father who couldn't spell and thought that it was spelt that way.

I do wish the registrar of births had questioned the spelling at the time though

I registered my son George a few weeks ago and the Registrar wrote it Gorge at first and so I had to correct her. She said she just doesn't know how to spell even traditional names any more as there are so many different spellings of names, as much from European versions as silly made up ones.

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 24 Jul 18 1.13pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Cannonball

There seems to be this African-American trend of putting "De"in front of every name,such as DeJohn and Dewayne.

YT, it’s not really delusional in this case. It’s more to emphasise their black roots, community, identity, a separation from white America because of poverty, lack of or fewer opportunities and all that stuff. But really all they’re doing is putting their kid at a disadvantage and setting their pay ceiling very very low.

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 24 Jul 18 1.15pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Frickin Saweet

I registered my son George a few weeks ago and the Registrar wrote it Gorge at first and so I had to correct her. She said she just doesn't know how to spell even traditional names any more as there are so many different spellings of names, as much from European versions as silly made up ones.

If he grows up to be good looking he’ll be addressed gorge by females anyway so may as well have kept it.

 


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YT Flag Oxford 24 Jul 18 1.22pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

YT, it’s not really delusional in this case. It’s more to emphasise their black roots, community, identity, a separation from white America because of poverty, lack of or fewer opportunities and all that stuff. But really all they’re doing is putting their kid at a disadvantage and setting their pay ceiling very very low.

Understood. I took the poster as meaning that the 'De' prefix had become commonplace i.e. was being use by people who weren't African-American.

 


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martin2412 Flag Living The Dream 24 Jul 18 1.28pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

My favourite was Wayne & Waynetta's kids - Keanu and Spudulika.

 

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Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 24 Jul 18 1.33pm Send a Private Message to Dan Theolmesdaleroad Add Dan Theolmesdaleroad as a friend

Don't get me started on this. I might actually put it in the 'what grinds your gears' thread!

I recently read about a couple in New Zealand who tried to call their kid 4Real. They were barred from doing so in the end, and had to settle for Superman instead.

Then there was another family in France who wanted to name their child Nutella. Fortunately, the French courts were able to stop them (probably before it could spread!).

One new-fangled name that winds me up is Jaxson. Not only is it a surname being used as a forename, which is one thing, but it's also spelled incorrectly, and not just with an 'x' but with a pointless 's' as well!

It's bad enough when you hear of made-up or misspelled names being given to children of people you don't know, but it's even worse when it happens among your own friends and relatives. You can't really say anything about it without causing upset, and it's too late for them to do anything about it anyway. I haven't had any 4Reals, Supermans, Nutellas or Jaxsons in my family, thankfully, but have been left discreetly rolling my eyes at one or two of my friends' and cousins' children's names over the years.

But there is some good news. I met a woman a couple of years ago who had two young children named - wait for it - Arthur and Elsie! OK, it did sound as if she'd given birth to an elderly couple, but traditional, meaningful names that don't need to be constantly repeated or spelled out for people are still around.

Which reminds me, my mum had a cousin named Arfur, with an 'f'. It might not have been right, but at least it was funny!

 

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fish mitten Flag Chelmsford 24 Jul 18 1.45pm Send a Private Message to fish mitten Add fish mitten as a friend

It's the using of surnames as first names also seems to be a trend. McKenzie..it's a surname not a christian name. A lad at my daughters school is called Fletcher. When i hear his Mum calling his name, my natural thought is to launch into Porridge ''Norman Stanley Fletcher you are a habitual criminal''. Wonder if he has a brother called Godber?

 

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YT Flag Oxford 24 Jul 18 1.49pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by fish mitten

It's the using of surnames as first names also seems to be a trend. McKenzie..it's a surname not a christian name. A lad at my daughters school is called Fletcher. When i hear his Mum calling his name, my natural thought is to launch into Porridge ''Norman Stanley Fletcher you are a habitual criminal''. Wonder if he has a brother called Godber?

Never heard of Fletcher Christian then?

 


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