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Pro-Brexit and pro-Bidet?
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 YT  Oxford 29 Jun 18 10.17pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
have you been spying on me? I'm sussed!
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 30 Jun 18 11.03am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
I'm sure that you're right as the Arabs have been doing it for centuries but the squatting position isn't lying prone Indeed. But as I saw it, the comment could be split into two parts - lying prone and crapping into a hole in the ground. I just chose to address the latter.
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| rob1969 Banstead Surrey 30 Jun 18 11.46am |
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Must admit have often thought a bidet would be a gtreat addition to out bathroom if only we had the space. Apart from its intended use is also great for washing the feet. On the brexit issue I must admit that I am now a ‘don’t care one way or the other but just want the issue fiinalised .’ er! Edited by rob1969 (30 Jun 2018 11.51am) Edited by rob1969 (30 Jun 2018 11.51am)
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| Midlands Eagle 30 Jun 18 1.03pm |
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Originally posted by rob1969
Must admit have often thought a bidet would be a gtreat addition to out bathroom if only we had the space. Apart from its intended use is also great for washing the feet. We had a bidet when we lived in West Sussex and it was very useful for washing babies in
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 30 Jun 18 1.52pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
We had a bidet when we lived in West Sussex and it was very useful for washing babies in once my father once used a bidet as a lager cooler when he and the rest of my family were en suite in Tenerife if my memory serves me correctly
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| Stirlingsays 30 Jun 18 1.56pm |
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God, could this thread be more middle class? Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Jun 2018 1.56pm)
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| Midlands Eagle 30 Jun 18 2.08pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
God, could this thread be more middle class? I am middle class and not ashamed of it
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| Stirlingsays 30 Jun 18 2.28pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
I am middle class and not ashamed of it I wouldn't say you should be ashamed of it. Being middle class....in my view, is much more about mindset than actual reality. Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Jun 2018 2.28pm)
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 30 Jun 18 2.30pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
God, could this thread be more middle class? Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Jun 2018 1.56pm) no it couldn't, toilet paper is non-U, like instant coffee, baked beans and football, if bidet's are too sophisticated for you I'm sorry, but I will not shrink due to the insecurity of others, you can go ahead and apply sandpaper to the cleavage of your buttocks if the chip on your shoulder weighs so heavy
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| Stirlingsays 01 Jul 18 2.25am |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
no it couldn't, toilet paper is non-U, like instant coffee, baked beans and football, if bidet's are too sophisticated for you I'm sorry, but I will not shrink due to the insecurity of others, you can go ahead and apply sandpaper to the cleavage of your buttocks if the chip on your shoulder weighs so heavy
You think I was trying to get you to stop using a bidet? No, no, no....please don't stop. I find it absolutely hilarious. But make no mistake....I'm not saying stop. Yeah....I'll carry on using 'sandpaper'. This exchange reminds me of that life of Brian bit on class.
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| YT Oxford 01 Jul 18 6.46am |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
no it couldn't, toilet paper is non-U, like instant coffee, baked beans and football, if bidet's are too sophisticated for you I'm sorry, but I will not shrink due to the insecurity of others, you can go ahead and apply sandpaper to the cleavage of your buttocks if the chip on your shoulder weighs so heavy Class is knowing the plural of bidet.
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| YT Oxford 01 Jul 18 7.06am |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
no it couldn't, toilet paper is non-U, like instant coffee, baked beans and football, if bidet's are too sophisticated for you I'm sorry, but I will not shrink due to the insecurity of others, you can go ahead and apply sandpaper to the cleavage of your buttocks if the chip on your shoulder weighs so heavy I think for once Stirling may have been being ironic; possibly even aiming a joke at himself. Anyway, my post could not have been construed as middle class. There’s nowt more working class than washing your @rse in the sink. Often, after I’m finished, I’ll then use the sink to clean a few car engine parts.
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