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matt_himself Flag Matataland 01 Feb 18 8.11am Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine.

Is this normal?

This will go one of three ways:

1. She is seeking for you to reciprocate, as she is massively into bum tricks, meaning you have an anal nympho on your hands and will be in botting heaven shortly;
2. She was with her dappy friends and one of them said something about how one of her ex’s liked a finger up the jacksie or having their prostrate milked and she was egged into doing this to you. Assuming that you told her to cease her invasion of your anal cavity, the matter is now dead, unless;
3. If for some reason, for example you were concentrating on other activities at the time or are a latent homosexual, and did not tell her to cease, or you did anything that could be construed as enjoying this practice, expect her to say, ‘let’s try something new’ the next time you are at it, whereupon she will latch on a 9 inch strap on and go to town ‘pegging’ you;

I make no judgement on the above as what you do with your bottom is your business.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 01 Feb 18 8.12am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine.

Is this normal?

Result!
dirty bird.
(the pegging will follow in a few months mate)

although word of warning , my mate had a lady friend that was keen on this.
scratched his ring bad once and he had weeks of changing a dressing
(He told his wife he got sand down his Dagenham cleavage at work & scratched it)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Sportyteacher Flag London 01 Feb 18 12.41pm Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine.

Is this normal?

Have you asked the RSPB if this is acceptable behaviour?

 

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Pussay Patrol Flag 01 Feb 18 1.10pm

Originally posted by matt_himself

This will go one of three ways:

1. She is seeking for you to reciprocate, as she is massively into bum tricks, meaning you have an anal nympho on your hands and will be in botting heaven shortly;
2. She was with her dappy friends and one of them said something about how one of her ex’s liked a finger up the jacksie or having their prostrate milked and she was egged into doing this to you. Assuming that you told her to cease her invasion of your anal cavity, the matter is now dead, unless;
3. If for some reason, for example you were concentrating on other activities at the time or are a latent homosexual, and did not tell her to cease, or you did anything that could be construed as enjoying this practice, expect her to say, ‘let’s try something new’ the next time you are at it, whereupon she will latch on a 9 inch strap on and go to town ‘pegging’ you;

I make no judgement on the above as what you do with your bottom is your business.

Thanks for your advice, most helpful

Actually point 1 was the immediate first thought that popped in my head at the time. I was like.."what on earth is she doing, then very quickly, now hang on a second - lets not be too hasty"

This weekend could be interesting

 


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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 01 Feb 18 2.58pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Check your PMs.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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YT Flag Oxford 01 Feb 18 3.33pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

Thanks for your advice, most helpful

Actually point 1 was the immediate first thought that popped in my head at the time. I was like.."what on earth is she doing, then very quickly, now hang on a second - lets not be too hasty"

This weekend could be interesting

Like it!

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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YT Flag Oxford 01 Feb 18 3.34pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Check your PMs.

Are they internal body parts?

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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Lyons550 Flag Shirley 01 Feb 18 4.23pm Send a Private Message to Lyons550 Add Lyons550 as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

So i've been seeing this bird for about 3 months, long story short - we're 'at it' last weekend and she decides to put her finger where the sun don't shine.

Is this normal?

Of course it is...makes a nice change for a 'bird' to be that way inclined! She sounds a keeper...

Good work sir!

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 01 Feb 18 7.32pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

as matt pointed out in his first point.

Result dirty bird,months of no holes barred sex{pun defo intended}.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Casual Flag Orpington 02 Feb 18 4.14pm Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

To quote Simon Cowell “it’s a no from me”

 

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matt_himself Flag Matataland 02 Feb 18 5.04pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

Thanks for your advice, most helpful

Actually point 1 was the immediate first thought that popped in my head at the time. I was like.."what on earth is she doing, then very quickly, now hang on a second - lets not be too hasty"

This weekend could be interesting

Are you going to try and pot the brown this weekend?

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Pussay Patrol Flag 03 Feb 18 10.14pm

Originally posted by matt_himself

Are you going to try and pot the brown this weekend?

I'm there now. f***ing bitch got her period

 


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