Inspired by above..

I wonder if he’ll ever score again, the first three letters I’m afraid spell BEN.
He hardly moves to get the shot, if he was in the right place he would get the lot.
I’m astonished he is still in the team, with his penalty miss and one goal in sixteen.
Now it must be time for him to go, so come on Eagles let’s all chant Sako…..

Well if that is the team it will be:

Hennessy, Souare, Delaney, Lee, Townsend, Reidewald, and probably Kaikai.

Subs: Speroni, Sakho, Sixo, Sakho, Saxo, Sockso, Sakho

Best post in ages :-)

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

I dream of a team of Sakhos plus Zaha
it would make the Selhurst faithful go hoorah
With Diafra, Bacary and Mama on crutches
…my nightmare is a team of Jordon Mutches

fox in sockso sir
sicko and sako and sockso in box sir
sakho and sixio and fox in box sir
zaha in box sir
ball in net sir

Parrot finds the Sako team funny sir

Mr Cadbury's Parrot says "Hello"