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PALACE FOR EVER Flag London 06 Dec 17 7.24pm Send a Private Message to PALACE FOR EVER Add PALACE FOR EVER as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Its ok to say you don't know for sure, and that its for each person to explore and decide. No one can tell you this cosmic truth; its something you can only ever ascertain for yourself.

I agree. It is up for the individual to decide, just like if they like football and if so what team they support!

 


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Pikester Flag Worthing 06 Dec 17 7.36pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Dear Pubic Wig Junior,

Do you think it's likely there is a god who lives in the sky?
Do you think the old Greek, Roman and Norse gods are still real? Or do you think once people applied a bit of logic they thought "That's a bit daft."

Do you think we should still believe in the Sun God as our earliest ancestors did?

Or like us clever Elves do you think religion is a load of twaddle used as a weapon to oppress the weak minded?

One day you will question if the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and even The Fat Man himself are real.

When you decide the answer to that you've probably got your answer to whether or not there's a god.

Cheers,

The Elves.

 


You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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glazedallover Flag Allier 06 Dec 17 8.09pm Send a Private Message to glazedallover Add glazedallover as a friend

Dear junior ginger pubes. We have just spent the last fifty years fighting Orcs and the dark lord Sauron on your behalf, and you doubt our existence?

C*#t

Edited by glazedallover (06 Dec 2017 8.09pm)

 

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 06 Dec 17 9.30pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Park Road

Dear youngest ginger pubic wig,

It does seem possible that God exists, if you are part of that psychological thought process, that people can be better off believing in something than in nothing even without evidence, however untrue that something may be.

Best wishes

Head Elf

ok smart buttocks explain the big bang, the differentiation of identical stem cells, how and why magnets attract and pull, where memory resides, the double slit experiment, dark matter and energy and many more ... no ghostly beardy weirdy behind the clouds speaking old english no, of course not, but it's above your head as well as everybody else's - oh the ignorant arrogance of two bob atheists tssk tssk does Elves still play for Real Madrid? Or was it Barca? now there's a question for park road

 

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johnno42000 Flag 06 Dec 17 9.45pm Send a Private Message to johnno42000 Add johnno42000 as a friend

Dear Young Human,

God doesn't exist. Gods do but not one God. They live in Nigeria and only need a slight donation of ,000 to let them roam the earth again.

Please either pay this direct to my personal bank account so I can pay the release fee or by cheque made payable to my initials as you won't get my long name on the cheque, haha,

yours

Elfmaster General, Doctor of Philospohy (Nigerian Online University), Cornelius Adedayo Sunmoluwa Hanyechukwu (Mrs)

Edited by johnno42000 (06 Dec 2017 10.03pm)

Edited by johnno42000 (07 Dec 2017 5.51am)

 


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Park Road Flag 07 Dec 17 4.53am

Originally posted by ex hibitionist



ok smart buttocks
explain the big bang, the differentiation of identical stem cells, how and why magnets attract and pull, where memory resides, the double slit experiment, dark matter and energy and many more ... no ghostly beardy weirdy behind the clouds speaking old english no, of course not, but it's above your head as well as everybody else's - oh the ignorant arrogance of two bob atheists tssk tssk does Elves still play for Real Madrid? Or was it Barca? now there's a question for park road

Wow! Where to start. I've only just now wiped the tears of laughter from my face.
All I can say ex hibitionist is Barca
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By the way the head elf(who wrote the letter) is Madrid

Edited by Park Road (07 Dec 2017 4.56am)

Edited by Park Road (07 Dec 2017 5.58am)

 

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Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 07 Dec 17 6.47am Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

why did water coalesce here...random I guess.

but beyond that, why did it contain life? where did that very first life/organism come from? what caused it to be in the rest of the matter?

things like that do make me question my beliefs. but not to the extent I would believe in any conventional religion and I still instinctively think: nah.

so far, we are insisting little wig writes to Elfin, Dave or Mariella. he's yet to do so.

Edited by Ginger Pubic Wig (07 Dec 2017 6.48am)

 


If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

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Park Road Flag 07 Dec 17 7.21am

Originally posted by Ginger Pubic Wig

why did water coalesce here...random I guess.

but beyond that, why did it contain life? where did that very first life/organism come from? what caused it to be in the rest of the matter?

things like that do make me question my beliefs. but not to the extent I would believe in any conventional religion and I still instinctively think: nah.

so far, we are insisting little wig writes to Elfin, Dave or Mariella. he's yet to do so.

Edited by Ginger Pubic Wig (07 Dec 2017 6.48am)

I guess that all those complex questions are being worked on by scientists. Loads of lifes mysteries have been resolved this way obviously not in our life time will we no the answers.
In future tho more will be answered.

For example:The Big Bang may not describe the actual beginning of everything. “Big Bang” broadly refers to the theory of cosmic expansion and the hot early universe. However, sometimes even scientists will use the term to describe a moment in time—when everything was packed into a single point.

So as you can see scientists are constantly looking for evidence through testing and re testing and questioning their own theories.

Whereas religion is a blind faith not open to questioning.

I also believe everlasting life will be eventually worked out by man/woman scientist. Even now the ageing process has been discovered and can be reversed and people are talking about living till 200 in our life time.

So, should scientists carry on with the big bang theory, or should they concentrate on how a divine being who gives children cancer built the world in 7 days.

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 07 Dec 17 12.02pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Park Road

Dear youngest ginger pubic wig,

It does seem possible that God exists, if you are part of that psychological thought process, that people can be better off believing in something than in nothing even without evidence, however untrue that something may be.

Best wishes

Head Elf

Blimey is he 25
I'm 50 and struggling with that one

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 07 Dec 17 12.04pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Well he's the last one you want a favour from when drawing your last breath.

 

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chateauferret Flag 07 Dec 17 1.05pm

"Who do you think scored the winner against Stoke?".

HTH.

 


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The Ferret
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Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 07 Dec 17 1.41pm Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

Originally posted by Park Road

I guess that all those complex questions are being worked on by scientists. Loads of lifes mysteries have been resolved this way obviously not in our life time will we no the answers.
In future tho more will be answered.

For example:The Big Bang may not describe the actual beginning of everything. “Big Bang” broadly refers to the theory of cosmic expansion and the hot early universe. However, sometimes even scientists will use the term to describe a moment in time—when everything was packed into a single point.

So as you can see scientists are constantly looking for evidence through testing and re testing and questioning their own theories.

Whereas religion is a blind faith not open to questioning.

I also believe everlasting life will be eventually worked out by man/woman scientist. Even now the ageing process has been discovered and can be reversed and people are talking about living till 200 in our life time.

So, should scientists carry on with the big bang theory, or should they concentrate on how a divine being who gives children cancer built the world in 7 days.

isn't the belief that science answers everything also blind faith?

 


If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

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