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 Stirlingsays  23 Aug 17 4.05pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Was that what New Order were singing about all that time? Stroking their knobs for an audience? Maybe they were secretly calling England 'w***ers' whilst making money off of people buying the record! I feel sullied.....Or is that the name of that bird's army on Game of Thrones?
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| Stirlingsays 23 Aug 17 4.07pm |
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Originally posted by chris123
Shame Indonesia isn't part of Ocenaia or I could claim a 6! Blimey, a lot more impressive than my two.....I should have hung around with you waiting for your cast offs.
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Ray in Houston  Houston 23 Aug 17 5.37pm |
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I saw a documentary about the hundred or so people who stay behind in the winter to maintain the research station in Antarctica. About 20 of them are women. One commented on favourable ratio by saying that "well the odds are good, but the goods are odd." As to my personal tally of continents: 4. North America (du'uh), South America, Europe and Australia/Earls Court. However, of the North America conquests, in my single days, I did amass a pretty broad spectrum of races. "Love Actually" really wasn't exaggerating that much. Edited by Ray in Houston (23 Aug 2017 5.38pm)
We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football. |
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| Pikester Worthing 23 Aug 17 7.06pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I reckon I've whacked off on webcam for someone from each of the continents. I reckon they were all 'Big Dave' from Skegness pretending to be a female. That's what happened to a.. um.. friend of mine.
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regal_eagle  somewhere 23 Aug 17 7.13pm |
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All of them bar Antarctica. Unlike Penguins I'm not up for life-time coupling just yet. In fact my chap has been to more countries than the rest of me! I am hoping that in my lifetime I get to make the full set, and one day give the rest of the Galaxy a go
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| Ray in Houston Houston 23 Aug 17 8.03pm |
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Originally posted by regal_eagle
I am hoping that in my lifetime I get to make the full set, and one day give the rest of the Galaxy a go
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Attachment: | Bobtail Crowborough 23 Aug 17 8.10pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
It is generally considered that there are seven continents - Africa, Antarctica, Asia, Australia/Oceania, Europe, North America, and South America....even though technically Europe and Asia are connected. For reasons no more convincing than idle tomfoolery have any of our Holers shagged a person from each one? I suppose you could then claimed to have shagged the entire earth! I'm assuming it's unlikely really because only research scientists really stay there in Antarctica. So six continents is far more realistic.....anyone do six? Edited by Stirlingsays (22 Aug 2017 12.13am) You don't seem to be having much luck with this. Perhaps you should have asked how many incontinents instead.
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| rob1969 Banstead Surrey 23 Aug 17 8.15pm |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
Nothing wrong with that. Though it did make me realise global warming was not made up as mine melted straight away.
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| Stirlingsays 23 Aug 17 8.16pm |
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Originally posted by Bobtail
You don't seem to be having much luck with this. Perhaps you should have asked how many incontinents instead.
Now that would be a messy thread.
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| Part Time James 23 Aug 17 8.37pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
I reckon they were all 'Big Dave' from Skegness pretending to be a female. That's what happened to a.. um.. friend of mine. Doesn't bother me, I claimed to be Sharon from Crawley.
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| Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 24 Aug 17 11.28am |
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Originally posted by nobody
I bet there will be at least one of our contributors that claims to have shagged a Penguin !! Well I shagged an irish girl a long time ago who became a nun-does that count ?
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| Ray in Houston Houston 24 Aug 17 4.07pm |
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Originally posted by Cannonball
Well I shagged an irish girl a long time ago who became a nun-does that count ?
We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football. |
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