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PALACE FOR EVER Flag London 08 Jun 17 3.40pm Send a Private Message to PALACE FOR EVER Add PALACE FOR EVER as a friend

Here is where the clubs were rated.

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The pyramid to beat all pyramids!!

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Find out what team is in which division, eg which division is Coppull United in?

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 08 Jun 17 4.14pm

Originally posted by Shifty97

They obviously didn't look at the toilets in the Arthur then.

The horror that is 'Hitlers Piss Bunkers' in the back of the AW is incredible. Holmesdale lower are grim, the upper Holmedale slightly better. The main stand in the corner by the tunnel are surprisingly nice.

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Spiderman Flag Horsham 08 Jun 17 4.27pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by Pete53

The ones I use in the Main Stand are at least clean even if have to bend double to get close to the urinals.

Bragging again?!!

 

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Pete53 Flag Hassocks 08 Jun 17 5.00pm Send a Private Message to Pete53 Add Pete53 as a friend

Originally posted by Spiderman

Bragging again?!!

 

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Pierre Flag Purley 08 Jun 17 5.08pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Thought our toilets were pretty much bog standard.

Back to the 'Committee room' now !

You clearly don't get out enough these days!

 

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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Jun 17 6.50pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

It's a fix. Our coach driver drove them to the stadia and nipped in for a quick sh*t before their inspection.

 

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Henry of Peckham Flag Eton Mess 08 Jun 17 9.22pm Send a Private Message to Henry of Peckham Add Henry of Peckham as a friend

Originally posted by CrazyBadger

Unfortunately I do not get to Selhurst as often as I'd like, but this certainly isn't my memory of the pisspotts

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Must have gone to Buckingham Palace not Crystal Palace.

 


Denial is not just a river in Egypt

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crvenaeagle Flag 10 Jun 17 11.02am Send a Private Message to crvenaeagle Add crvenaeagle as a friend

I suspect what actually happened is they were so horrified by what they saw their brains blocked out the memories and replaced it with fantasy for the sake of their sanity.
Right now dearest Diane and Melanie are rocking back and forth in their Stoke based homes reciting over and over "Selhurst Park... Selhurst Park... Nice toilets, Selhurst Park... Nice toilets... Selhurst Park"

 

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crvenaeagle Flag 10 Jun 17 11.04am Send a Private Message to crvenaeagle Add crvenaeagle as a friend

...and that was before I used them.

 

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JusticeToad Flag Beckenham 10 Jun 17 11.28am Send a Private Message to JusticeToad Add JusticeToad as a friend

I have fond childhood memories of wading ankle deep in piss in the family stand toilets. Rarely any soap available either in those days. Definitely was a lot of character to the toilets then.

 

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Holmesdale Hibs Flag Sydenham Hill 10 Jun 17 12.47pm Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Hibs Add Holmesdale Hibs as a friend

Originally posted by Frickin Saweet

Stoke City supporters and NHS workers Diane Marson and Melanie Riley became so fed up with the state of the facilities at English football’s stadiums that they decided to rate each and every one

Palace, whose restroom is said to have more of a hotel feel and are lovely and clean and smelt fresh

Doesn't say much about the hotels in Stoke!

A hotel feel? Haha, deary me. My preconceptions about Stoke must be true.

 

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Sportyteacher Flag London 10 Jun 17 1.16pm Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

Hasn't Palace always been 'Top of the Toilets'? Surely our reputation on this front has merely been encouraged to ..ahem...run and run.

 

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