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Michaelawt85 Bexley 17 May 17 5.09pm
What are the categories. Only had one flounce by proxy haven't we? When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 17 May 17 5.09pm

What are the categories. Only had one flounce by proxy haven't we?

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 17 May 17 5.11pm
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 hoping to get it up on Thursday. Didn't think you were that old you needed two days notice Jamie When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 17 May 17 5.11pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

hoping to get it up on Thursday.

Didn't think you were that old you needed two days notice Jamie

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 17 May 17 5.16pm
Originally posted by Pikester I think I won it in about 2001 - when it meant something! You know when popstars say they appeared on Top of The Pops 'when it meant something' - or had a Top 10 single 'when it meant something'. Well back then there were only a few hundred on here so all you had to do was come up with 1 joke a month to scoop the trophy. Then Morganistic came along and we all realised we were actually never very funny and he should get a bye to the final vote every year. Then once he left we've had this barren desert with Cucking trying his best, Superfly etc. all the old lags trying to be amusing and then finally you came along PTJ and once again we have a guaranteed winner every year. Uncle Hoof Chollis Hearted was always desperate to win but usually flounced during the vote counting so missed out. so anyway James, long story short - you've won! Can you also describe your entry for Goal of The Season in some detail so the panel can indeed determine if Andros' lame effort should be runner up. Thank God for the cuts, I say. Imagine if PTJ ever went full time. We'd miss him more than we're going to miss Brighton the year after next. Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.
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Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 17 May 17 5.16pm

Originally posted by Pikester

I think I won it in about 2001 - when it meant something!
You know when popstars say they appeared on Top of The Pops 'when it meant something' - or had a Top 10 single 'when it meant something'.

Well back then there were only a few hundred on here so all you had to do was come up with 1 joke a month to scoop the trophy.

Then Morganistic came along and we all realised we were actually never very funny and he should get a bye to the final vote every year.

Then once he left we've had this barren desert with Cucking trying his best, Superfly etc. all the old lags trying to be amusing and then finally you came along PTJ and once again we have a guaranteed winner every year.

Uncle Hoof Chollis Hearted was always desperate to win but usually flounced during the vote counting so missed out.

so anyway James, long story short - you've won!

Can you also describe your entry for Goal of The Season in some detail so the panel can indeed determine if Andros' lame effort should be runner up.

Thank God for the cuts, I say. Imagine if PTJ ever went full time. We'd miss him more than we're going to miss Brighton the year after next.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Midlands Eagle 17 May 17 5.21pm
Originally posted by mezzer Imagine if PTJ ever went full time. We'd miss him more than we're going to miss Brighton the year after next. I'm not so sure that Admin would as he could save a fortune by cutting down on his server costs
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Originally posted by mezzer

Imagine if PTJ ever went full time. We'd miss him more than we're going to miss Brighton the year after next.

I'm not so sure that Admin would as he could save a fortune by cutting down on his server costs

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Pikester Worthing 17 May 17 7.46pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 What are the categories. Only had one flounce by proxy haven't we? 1. FFS Get a Room you 2 Award! - Early favourite is the Gussett/Matt_Himself combo 2. Award for turning a thread round to themselves and then asking people not to make it another thread about himself. Or The Hogwash! Award as it will become known. 3. Biggest Tranny Lover. 4. Most tenuous plug of a musical....... starring Superfly at the Catford Palladium. 5. Funniest Pikester Award. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Worthing 17 May 17 7.46pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

What are the categories. Only had one flounce by proxy haven't we?

1. FFS Get a Room you 2 Award! - Early favourite is the Gussett/Matt_Himself combo

2. Award for turning a thread round to themselves and then asking people not to make it another thread about himself. Or The Hogwash! Award as it will become known.

3. Biggest Tranny Lover.

4. Most tenuous plug of a musical....... starring Superfly at the Catford Palladium.

5. Funniest Pikester Award.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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Part Time James 17 May 17 8.41pm
Originally posted by Pikester 1. FFS Get a Room you 2 Award! - Early favourite is the Gussett/Matt_Himself combo 2. Award for turning a thread round to themselves and then asking people not to make it another thread about himself. Or The Hogwash! Award as it will become known. 3. Biggest Tranny Lover. 4. Most tenuous plug of a musical....... starring Superfly at the Catford Palladium. 5. Funniest Pikester Award. I definitely reckon I like the biggest trannies.
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Originally posted by Pikester

1. FFS Get a Room you 2 Award! - Early favourite is the Gussett/Matt_Himself combo

2. Award for turning a thread round to themselves and then asking people not to make it another thread about himself. Or The Hogwash! Award as it will become known.

3. Biggest Tranny Lover.

4. Most tenuous plug of a musical....... starring Superfly at the Catford Palladium.

5. Funniest Pikester Award.

I definitely reckon I like the biggest trannies.

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Part Time James 17 May 17 8.45pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 What are the categories. Only had one flounce by proxy haven't we? Now you mention it you're right. It felt like more. There were some people that sounded like they were about to flounce but didn't. Maybe an award for "Should've, but didn't"
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Part Time James

17 May 17 8.45pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

What are the categories. Only had one flounce by proxy haven't we?

Now you mention it you're right. It felt like more. There were some people that sounded like they were about to flounce but didn't.

Maybe an award for "Should've, but didn't"

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 18 May 17 11.54am
Originally posted by Pikester 1. FFS Get a Room you 2 Award! - Early favourite is the Gussett/Matt_Himself combo 2. Award for turning a thread round to themselves and then asking people not to make it another thread about himself. Or The Hogwash! Award as it will become known. 3. Biggest Tranny Lover. 4. Most tenuous plug of a musical....... starring Superfly at the Catford Palladium. 5. Funniest Pikester Award. I'll vote for you if you lend me a £10 Good god - what's that's link doing down there! Attachment: LMAT.pdf (3,082.98Kb) Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 18 May 17 11.54am

Originally posted by Pikester

1. FFS Get a Room you 2 Award! - Early favourite is the Gussett/Matt_Himself combo

2. Award for turning a thread round to themselves and then asking people not to make it another thread about himself. Or The Hogwash! Award as it will become known.

3. Biggest Tranny Lover.

4. Most tenuous plug of a musical....... starring Superfly at the Catford Palladium.

5. Funniest Pikester Award.

I'll vote for you if you lend me a £10

Good god - what's that's link doing down there!

Attachment: LMAT.pdf (3,082.98Kb)

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

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Kermit8 Hevon 18 May 17 12.08pm
^^^ I am more scared of opening that than the one infected with that virus last week. Not Gilbert and Sullivan again, is it? Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 18 May 17 12.08pm

^^^

I am more scared of opening that than the one infected with that virus last week.

Not Gilbert and Sullivan again, is it?

Big chest and massive boobs

[Link]

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 18 May 17 12.17pm
Originally posted by Kermit8 ^^^ I am more scared of opening that than the one infected with that virus last week. Not Gilbert and Sullivan again, is it? I think there's 4 mentions of what it is in my post (including sig) But it's not really something I like to go on about That blooming Link is back!! Attachment: LMAT.pdf (3,082.98Kb) Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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Superfly

The sun always shines in Catford 18 May 17 12.17pm

Originally posted by Kermit8

^^^

I am more scared of opening that than the one infected with that virus last week.

Not Gilbert and Sullivan again, is it?

I think there's 4 mentions of what it is in my post (including sig)

But it's not really something I like to go on about

That blooming Link is back!!

Attachment: LMAT.pdf (3,082.98Kb)

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

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Kermit8 Hevon 18 May 17 12.25pm
I would be there with David Nobbs on but you always seem to have plays when I am not visiting London. Thanks for the heads-up months in advance Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 18 May 17 12.25pm

I would be there with David Nobbs on but you always seem to have plays when I am not visiting London.

Thanks for the heads-up months in advance

Big chest and massive boobs

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 18 May 17 12.30pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I definitely reckon I like the biggest trannies. Blimey, they still do trannies....I thought it was all iPods n Bluetooth headsets nowadays. This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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