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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 04 Apr 17 4.34pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Also, if Cuckimg PMs you about a spit roast, don't go round his gaff expecting pulled pork sandwiches. There'll just be an apple for you to bite into.

Some pork pulling will definitely be on the agenda...

 


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Part Time James Flag 04 Apr 17 4.47pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Some pork pulling will definitely be on the agenda...

Yeah and someone will get sandwiched.

And there'll be mayo everywhere.

Good shout.

Anyway, welcome fella. If you were looking for heterosexual conversation you've come to the wrong site.

 




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Pierre Flag Purley 04 Apr 17 4.57pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

Well some of you lot have just given Steeve11 a great initial impression of the Hol.

He probably won't even bother to start posting now!

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 04 Apr 17 7.03pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

if anyone offers you a "meet in Sainsburys car park", it is unlikely to be for dogging purposes.

 


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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 04 Apr 17 7.22pm

Here is photo of cucking in case he tries to approach you.

cucking.jpg Attachment: cucking.jpg (35.66Kb)

 


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bertshead Flag Castlederg 04 Apr 17 7.31pm

Hi, welcome, I am a plonker I talk bollox annd believe Swansea,Boro and Sunderland are down and that my friend will be a slap in the mush for Moyes.

 

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Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 04 Apr 17 8.13pm Send a Private Message to Dan Theolmesdaleroad Add Dan Theolmesdaleroad as a friend

Welcome all newcomers to the HOL - and if you have only recently started following Palace, then welcome to the club as well!

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 04 Apr 17 8.26pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Welcome. You made a good choice.

Here are some unnofficial rules.

1 Never agree with Nickgusset.
2 Always make Jamiemartin feel clever.
3 Never visit the Palace Talk section if we lose
4 Always make references to rude body parts and gay sex at every opportunity.
5 Ignore everything I say because I am a racist(according to nickgusset) and so are you(probably)


Enjoy!

Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (04 Apr 2017 8.28pm)

 

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OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 04 Apr 17 8.28pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

Welcome to y'all. I'm not Oliver,I'm actually his father Ashley. Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 


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HeathMan Flag Purley 04 Apr 17 11.28pm Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Welcome!

I am still learning - enjoy your learning curves.

 

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topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 05 Apr 17 9.42am Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

Welcome. You made a good choice.

Here are some unnofficial rules.

1 Never agree with Nickgusset.
1a: or disagree with him, it only encourages him.
2 Always make Jamiemartin feel clever.
2a. He is
3 Never visit the Palace Talk section if we lose
3a. Or win.
4 Always make references to rude body parts and gay sex at every opportunity.
4a. Shoe-horn a Brighton reference and you will be ok.
5 Ignore everything I say because I am a racist(according to nickgusset) and so are you(probably)

Enjoy!

Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (04 Apr 2017 8.28pm)

 


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Part Time James Flag 05 Apr 17 9.50am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

Welcome. You made a good choice.

Here are some unnofficial rules.

1 Never agree with Nickgusset.
2 Always make Jamiemartin feel clever.
3 Never visit the Palace Talk section if we lose
4 Always make references to rude body parts and gay sex at every opportunity.
5 Ignore everything I say because I am a racist(according to nickgusset) and so are you(probably)


Enjoy!

Edited by Hrolf The Ganger (04 Apr 2017 8.28pm)

What a lot of floppy boobs with nice hard nipples you really talk.

 




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