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Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 11.14am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

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npn Flag Crowborough 15 Mar 17 11.18am Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

Another one.

Is that Jocky Wilson?

 

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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 15 Mar 17 11.35am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Yootha Joyce

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 15 Mar 17 2.33pm

Would it be terribly wrong of me to say My Mum.
She is quite fit for her age.
Even my Nan would be worth a bash although she bruises quite easily.

 

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Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 2.34pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by bubble wrap

Would it be terribly wrong of me to say My Mum.
She is quite fit for her age.
Even my Nan would be worth a bash although she bruises quite easily.

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steph_eagle Flag Thornton Heath 15 Mar 17 3.10pm Send a Private Message to steph_eagle Add steph_eagle as a friend

Eamonn Holmes

 

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matt_himself Flag Matataland 15 Mar 17 3.16pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by steph_eagle

Eamonn Holmes

I read somewhere that Eamonn Holmes has had his neck widened by three inches. This means he can swallow a whole battenburg cake in one go, in a style reminiscent of a duck, without having the tiresome task of chewing.

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 15 Mar 17 3.31pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by Temps

How about this horror??

What's not to fancy?

 

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DanH Flag SW2 15 Mar 17 4.33pm Send a Private Message to DanH Add DanH as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

I read somewhere that Eamonn Holmes has had his neck widened by three inches. This means he can swallow a whole battenburg cake in one go, in a style reminiscent of a duck, without having the tiresome task of chewing.


This has genuinely got me chuckling Matthew; well done you.

Edited by DanH (15 Mar 2017 4.34pm)

 

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Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 4.41pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

I read somewhere that Eamonn Holmes has had his neck widened by three inches. This means he can swallow a whole battenburg cake in one go, in a style reminiscent of a duck, without having the tiresome task of chewing.

WTF made you say that? That is hilarious!!!!

 




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thegreatlardino Flag crawley/selsey 15 Mar 17 5.47pm Send a Private Message to thegreatlardino Add thegreatlardino as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

I read somewhere that Eamonn Holmes has had his neck widened by three inches. This means he can swallow a whole battenburg cake in one go, in a style reminiscent of a duck, without having the tiresome task of chewing.

made me chuckle

 


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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 15 Mar 17 6.35pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by bubble wrap

Would it be terribly wrong of me to say My Mum.
She is quite fit for her age.
Even my Nan would be worth a bash although she bruises quite easily.

It is a mark of how deep into the depths of depravity this site has sunk over the years that this comment has attracted virtually no attention whatsoever.

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