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Mo Sizlak Flag 15 Jan 17 9.26pm

Originally posted by madDog Number One

ok put it this way.. I was in bed with your former chairman the last time the club went down.. and Iain Dowie was manager.. playing Everton the next day.. chairman rings Dowie.. no clue what to do.. none.. unsurprisingly Palace lost four nil.

You all think you're cleverer than me.. you're not mad.. you know your football.. you know what you would do to sort the club out.. but you're all blagging it.. just like the managers.

Did Dowie say to anyone at the pre-match presser.. "I don't know what to do, but when the chairman rings me the day before, I'll ask him if he's got any ideas?".. unlikely.

Of course Dowie didn't know I was in the chairman's bed.. so he was free to admit he didn't have a clue..

You all think I don't have a clue.. but I've been in rooms you haven't.. however many games you've been to.. you've never been in the chairman's bed during a relegation battle.

You lose if you can't hack it.. end of.

All the intricate details you're banging out.. should have played Speroni, brought someone on earlier, binned Pardew before now, this, that and the other, it doesn't matter. You're just reacting to the manager's visual effects.

When a fight is staring you in the face, you front up to it or you bottle.. and considering everyone at Palace is falling apart.. from the chairman begging everyone to see what the consortium's done so far, to the manager hoping for salvation after England and the Holmesdale crying about the stupid lightshow.. the whole lot of you are whining instead of fighting.

You can call me mad.

Great.

I am.

But you're all too sane to start a fight.


How do you manage to type so well with a straight jacket on?

 


Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said....

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chris123 Flag hove actually 15 Jan 17 9.41pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

I thought Martin Allen was Mad Dog!

 

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madDog Number One Flag London 15 Jan 17 9.51pm Send a Private Message to madDog Number One Add madDog Number One as a friend

Woof

 

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Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Flag Stoke sub normal 15 Jan 17 10.17pm Send a Private Message to Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Add Tim Gypsy Hill '64 as a friend

Any chance of some deep throat? I have money....

 


Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers

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Brasilian Eagle Flag Londres 15 Jan 17 10.35pm Send a Private Message to Brasilian Eagle Add Brasilian Eagle as a friend

Tara has better ball control than most of the current team.

 

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MKCPFC Flag Spain/MK 15 Jan 17 10.38pm Send a Private Message to MKCPFC Add MKCPFC as a friend

Oh err! This is just like Sherlock.

 

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gladeagle Flag Cavan Eire 16 Jan 17 9.43am Send a Private Message to gladeagle Add gladeagle as a friend

Originally posted by Brasilian Eagle

Tara has better ball control than most of the current team.

she's not to shabby with the chains and cuffs

 

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 16 Jan 17 9.48am Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by madDog Number One

I know what you're thinking.. she's that mad bird who stalker our former chairman.

Sanity's over-rated peeps.

Look where's it's got you so far.. Big Sam.. he's a logical choice for a relegation fight..

Ahem.

Former England managers never recover from disaster in the England job. It haunts them forever. The idea that Big Sam would be the first one to fully recover is absurd considering he didn't buck the trend for having a shocker in the first place.

The general cliche is.. point to prove.. that'll be his motivation to keep Palace up.. but the real objective is to outplay what happened with England. He's looking to distract people from that debacle. He has to do something more dramatic than that now and the easiest way to outplay a crash is to fall harder.

That Palace would lose to West Ham was an easy call to make.. to be honest I thought he'd walk after the added ignominy of that defeat.. does the favourite son of Bolton really want to lose face in front of his most successful club..

I think it has to happen.

Usually I'd bank on the lower League club turning up for a replay at the Premier League ground as a bonus gate receipt pay day. You'd expect Palace to put Bolton away.. if it weren't for the recent history of Bolton's favourite son.

That Sam wasn't ready for a return is easy to see but only being torn apart by the one club that truly loves him will bring the message home to bear.

I don't think Bolton will hammer Palace. But I think they'll win. At which point everything is slipping away from the Fat One. I'd be amazed if he's still manager for Everton.

But if you want an insane fighter for this mad fight.. my record speaks for itself.. convicted stalker.. imprisoned in England.. wanted in Wales.. sectioned in Spain..

Hostile environments.. are what I do.. that's why I'm the Apex Bird of Prey xxx

Check your PMs.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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madDog Number One Flag London 16 Jan 17 11.45am Send a Private Message to madDog Number One Add madDog Number One as a friend

Deep throat.. you haven't got the necessary love.. and I'm not just talking cash

 

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 16 Jan 17 11.53am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Good on her... things are about to get interesting... shake things up Tara!

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Part Time James Flag 16 Jan 17 12.04pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Just beware of Michaela. Biggest pervert on here, constantly sending me wrestling videos.

 




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s2art1e Flag 16 Jan 17 3.08pm Send a Private Message to s2art1e Add s2art1e as a friend

Where is that video of you in the shower - loved that!

 

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