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fish mitten Flag Chelmsford 11 Jan 17 11.56am Send a Private Message to fish mitten Add fish mitten as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Hmm. Can't imagine it increasing productivity at work. Don't most men feel sleepy after ejeculation?

Only when they have to make small talk with a woman next to them!

 

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Part Time James Flag 11 Jan 17 12.03pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Hmm. Can't imagine it increasing productivity at work. Don't most men feel sleepy after ejeculation?

Only if they are f**king lightweights.

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Jan 17 12.19pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

It's scientific fact. Men have a bigger muscle mass than women which explains the same chemicals effecting them more quickly.

 


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Part Time James Flag 11 Jan 17 12.21pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

It's scientific fact. Men have a bigger muscle mass than women which explains the same chemicals effecting them more quickly.

Maybe my muscle mass isn't as big as other blokes then.

But in all seriousness, most blokes could bash 9 or 10 out a day and still do a pretty decent desk job.

 




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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 11 Jan 17 12.22pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Absolutely. I thought everyone did it anyway.

Lads at work disappear for twenty minutes to have a sh*t, going for a quick handy shandy means I'm back at my desk within four minutes. I'm not only tugging but also increasing the general productivity in the office.

 

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Part Time James Flag 11 Jan 17 12.26pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

There's a woman in my office that told me she goes off to rub one out, but due to the unromantic nature of the office toilets it takes her quite a while. And she's crap at her job.

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Jan 17 12.35pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Maybe my muscle mass isn't as big as other blokes then.

But in all seriousness, most blokes could bash 9 or 10 out a day and still do a pretty decent desk job.

No one could as you put it 'bash 9 or 10 out a day' surely?

 


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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 11 Jan 17 12.42pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

No one could as you put it 'bash 9 or 10 out a day' surely?

Maybe you've just met the wrong people.

 


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Part Time James Flag 11 Jan 17 12.42pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

No one could as you put it 'bash 9 or 10 out a day' surely?

Admittedly the last few are a little bit foamy, but as long as you have a decent reload speed then it's possible. Holding your breath helps double up as well but sometimes I have nearly blacked out and my heart has gone a bit funny.

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Jan 17 12.46pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Maybe you've just met the wrong people.

Person.. singular not plural

 


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Part Time James Flag 11 Jan 17 12.46pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Also, it's partly your fault. The stuff you send to my inbox!!

 




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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 11 Jan 17 12.49pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

No one could as you put it 'bash 9 or 10 out a day' surely?

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