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 Cucking Funt  Clapham on the Back 24 Nov 16 8.54pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Depends who is doing it. It might not diagnose prostate cancer but who cares. A middle-aged, non-English speaking locum GP is not an attractive proposition.
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 Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 24 Nov 16 9.00pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
This reminds me of a Jasper Carrott observation some years ago. The advice is to feel your bollocks at least once a day for irregularities etc. He amusingly pointed out that this isn't a problem as most blokes are fondling them at least every 10-15 minutes anyway. There are other tell-tale signs that you have prostate problems but bollock-feeling isn't much help. Edited by Cucking Funt (24 Nov 2016 8.45pm) Indeed. I have my finger up my ar$e every other hour (whilst checking my b0llocks, and making sure there are no lumps on my manhood). You never know when the demon "C" strikes......
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 Hrolf The Ganger 24 Nov 16 9.06pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
A middle-aged, non-English speaking locum GP is not an attractive proposition. I'm not going there just in case one is administering the pads to my chest sometime in the future.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 24 Nov 16 9.15pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
I'm not going there just in case one is administering the pads to my chest sometime in the future. In my experience, of which I've had too much over the last couple of years, I've come to the conclusion that hospital doctors (and the staff generally) are very, very good whereas GPs seem to be f*cking useless and just refer you on if you've got anything more complicated than a cold. I f*cking hate GPs.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 24 Nov 16 9.35pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
In my experience, of which I've had too much over the last couple of years, I've come to the conclusion that hospital doctors (and the staff generally) are very, very good whereas GPs seem to be f*cking useless and just refer you on if you've got anything more complicated than a cold. I f*cking hate GPs. On a serious note I have found the gp only sits up and takes notice when you walk in there after a hospital trip clutching a letter from one of their doctors. This happened to me back in the summer. Lots of doctors visits being fobbed off , ended up in a and e one Sunday night for 5 hours. Walked into the drs on the Tuesday and I am now on the waiting list at hospital for an operation. Prior to all this they had been shoving various pills down my throat
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 24 Nov 16 9.38pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
On a serious note I have found the gp only sits up and takes notice when you walk in there after a hospital trip clutching a letter from one of their doctors. This happened to me back in the summer. Lots of doctors visits being fobbed off , ended up in a and e one Sunday night for 5 hours. Walked into the drs on the Tuesday and I am now on the waiting list at hospital for an operation. Prior to all this they had been shoving various pills down my throat They're useless. Really useless.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 24 Nov 16 9.41pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
They're useless. Really useless. I am convinced mine is on commission or taking backhanders from a particular medicines company as she is forever trying to get me to have a certain treatment to the exclusion of any other suggestions as to how to help me
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| elgrande bedford 24 Nov 16 9.46pm |
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I had to have the one finger exam, everything going was going good OK until late I asked where I should put my trousers...and he replied "just over there next to mine",
always a Norwood boy, where ever I live. |
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| Hrolf The Ganger 24 Nov 16 10.04pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
In my experience, of which I've had too much over the last couple of years, I've come to the conclusion that hospital doctors (and the staff generally) are very, very good whereas GPs seem to be f*cking useless and just refer you on if you've got anything more complicated than a cold. I f*cking hate GPs. There is some truth in that. Making snap illogical diagnosis and dispensing pills seems to be their remit.
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| Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 25 Nov 16 12.14am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
You don't check your bollocks for prostate cancer of that I am sure. Can you check mine? 😝
They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance? |
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 25 Nov 16 1.26am |
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Originally posted by Blue'n'red
Can you check mine? 😝 I'm not qualified nor do I own a doctors coat
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| Blue'n'red Field of Chels (Orpington) 25 Nov 16 2.56am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
I'm not qualified nor do I own a doctors coat Bet you have a nurses outfit though
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