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Charlie Croker Hampshire 05 Nov 16 10.01pm
As much as he's made some weird decisions over the past couple of years, he didn't f*ck up a corner after 90 seconds, didn't fumble for their 2nd, didn't switch off after 94 minutes - and just for the record - who's available? “My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you’re lucky."
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Hampshire 05 Nov 16 10.01pm

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As much as he's made some weird decisions over the past couple of years, he didn't f*ck up a corner after 90 seconds, didn't fumble for their 2nd, didn't switch off after 94 minutes - and just for the record - who's available?

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you’re lucky."

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Alexi_the_Eagle Newton-le-Willows 05 Nov 16 10.10pm
Pardew OUT. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is either deluded or blind. "Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"
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Newton-le-Willows 05 Nov 16 10.10pm

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Pardew OUT. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is either deluded or blind.

"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 05 Nov 16 10.15pm
Pardew in. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Cucking Funt

Clapham on the Back 05 Nov 16 10.15pm

Pardew in.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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sickboy Deal or Croydon 05 Nov 16 10.18pm
Originally posted by Alexi_the_Eagle Pardew OUT. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is either deluded or blind. Thanks for the diagnosis Dr, but i'm not bashing this out in braille nor do i think that Scarlett Johanson wont be truly happy til shes slept with me.
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sickboy

Deal or Croydon 05 Nov 16 10.18pm

Originally posted by Alexi_the_Eagle

Pardew OUT. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is either deluded or blind.

Thanks for the diagnosis Dr, but i'm not bashing this out in braille nor do i think that Scarlett Johanson wont be truly happy til shes slept with me.

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 05 Nov 16 10.32pm
Originally posted by sickboy nor do i think that Scarlett Johanson wont be truly happy til shes slept with me. Liar ;-) When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 05 Nov 16 10.32pm

Originally posted by sickboy

nor do i think that Scarlett Johanson wont be truly happy til shes slept with me.

Liar ;-)

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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pax3908 05 Nov 16 10.46pm
Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC My faith forbids drinking, as I have to pick my daughter up later tonight. The lack of alcohol makes us devotees more faithful, furious and fundamentalist Death to the non believers. It is written that Al took his followers into the desert for forty days and nights, where they fasted without any points, And the Parish priest said, "This is my beloved, Son, in whom I am well pleased." Please stop picking the mushrooms!!!
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pax3908

05 Nov 16 10.46pm

Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC

My faith forbids drinking, as I have to pick my daughter up later tonight.

The lack of alcohol makes us devotees more faithful, furious and fundamentalist

Death to the non believers.

It is written that Al took his followers into the desert for forty days and nights, where they fasted without any points,

And the Parish priest said, "This is my beloved, Son, in whom I am well pleased."

Please stop picking the mushrooms!!!

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sickboy Deal or Croydon 05 Nov 16 10.49pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Liar ;-) You got me.
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sickboy

Deal or Croydon 05 Nov 16 10.49pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Liar ;-)

You got me.

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 05 Nov 16 11.28pm
Originally posted by pax3908 Please stop picking the mushrooms!!! It's not the picking them. It's the eating of them which seems to be f***ing with his brain When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 05 Nov 16 11.28pm

Originally posted by pax3908

Please stop picking the mushrooms!!!

It's not the picking them. It's the eating of them which seems to be f***ing with his brain

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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chateauferret 06 Nov 16 12.21am
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 It's not the picking them. It's the eating of them which seems to be f***ing with his brain Brain? ============ The Ferret ============
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chateauferret

06 Nov 16 12.21am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

It's not the picking them. It's the eating of them which seems to be f***ing with his brain

Brain?

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The Ferret
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rossboss29 Portsmouth 06 Nov 16 12.35am
We gave away 2 sloppy goals, the first goal conceded was absolutley shambolic. The 2nd was frustrating. I never felt we were out of that game and i think in the 2nd half we played some Brilliant stuff. Zaha looking back to his best. Id keep pardew for now, pretty sure we can turn this form around.
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rossboss29

Portsmouth 06 Nov 16 12.35am

We gave away 2 sloppy goals, the first goal conceded was absolutley shambolic. The 2nd was frustrating. I never felt we were out of that game and i think in the 2nd half we played some
Brilliant stuff. Zaha looking back to his best. Id keep pardew for now, pretty sure we can turn this form around.

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Inapickle South West 06 Nov 16 12.42am
Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC I am of the Pardew faith. For it is written that Super Al put the ball in the Scousers Net and smote the smug pundits from BBC. Pardew is the one true prophet of football. He moves in mysterious ways, mind you. What sort of a God would sacrifice our happiness so frequently? Some say that these acts of apparent wrath are just tests of our faith. Sadly, devotees of the Super Al are lower in numbers than they used to be. Should we be more faithful now? Maybe we should issue a Prat-wa on those who insult the prophet? Or is it time to question our faith? Was the witch hiding behind a curtain all along? ..ffs.
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Inapickle

South West 06 Nov 16 12.42am

Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC

I am of the Pardew faith.

For it is written that Super Al put the ball in the Scousers Net and smote the smug pundits from BBC.

Pardew is the one true prophet of football.

He moves in mysterious ways, mind you. What sort of a God would sacrifice our happiness so frequently?

Some say that these acts of apparent wrath are just tests of our faith.

Sadly, devotees of the Super Al are lower in numbers than they used to be.

Should we be more faithful now?

Maybe we should issue a Prat-wa on those who insult the prophet?

Or is it time to question our faith? Was the witch hiding behind a curtain all along?