First time someone has caught an STD off themselves.

'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

He probably asked if he could swap it from the manure palace game.

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Jon Moss was a useful footballer as a youngster.
I have a feeling that he used to be a teacher.

Just a bit of background information.
And given that he has played the game, some might deduce that this gives him a certain insight from a footballer's point of view.

MC did not see this game as tattoo worthy.

Fat c***