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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 09 Aug 17 6.09pm

I notice that Shooters Hill is on the list.

 


We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

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palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 09 Aug 17 6.20pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle

I go to Iceland for the opportunity of seeing Kerry Katona's prawn ring.

I fear that Kerry Katona's prawn ring may look more like an old squid these days...

 

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elgrande Flag bedford 09 Aug 17 6.23pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

I learnt something new today,apparently it's illegal to have sex against a fridge in Iceland.....not sure about Tescos or Sainsbury's.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 09 Aug 17 6.28pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

I learnt something new today,apparently it's illegal to have sex against a fridge in Iceland.....not sure about Tescos or Sainsbury's.

Don't know...

But here's a word of warning for anyone thinking of doing huddersfield away this season

[Link]

Edited by Michaelawt85 (09 Aug 2017 6.28pm)

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 09 Aug 17 6.28pm

Originally posted by elgrande

I learnt something new today,apparently it's illegal to have sex against a fridge in Iceland.....not sure about Tescos or Sainsbury's.

It makes the jellies wobble.

 


We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

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wordup Flag 09 Aug 17 6.50pm

That's the weekend sorted then

 

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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 09 Aug 17 7.04pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've always wanted to have a big w**k with an audience.

My first shag had an audience, though not by design.

After that, I've not given a toss about what people see me doing.

 

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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 09 Aug 17 7.14pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've always wanted to have a big w**k with an audience.

This might help...

[Link]

 

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elgrande Flag bedford 09 Aug 17 7.18pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've always wanted to have a big w**k with an audience.

Seems dogging might well be your perfect hobby then PJT

Right up your street....or car park or layby....or any where really by the sound of it.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Part Time James Flag 09 Aug 17 7.24pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

My first shag had an audience, though not by design.

After that, I've not given a toss about what people see me doing.

Same. A bloke watched me f*ck his girlfriend.

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 09 Aug 17 7.37pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo

My first shag had an audience, though not by design.

After that, I've not given a toss about what people see me doing.

???

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 09 Aug 17 7.41pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've always wanted to have a big w**k with an audience.

That would take forever. And make sure it's an Over 16's show first.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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