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Pikester Worthing 19 Feb 15 9.16pm
Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.04pm Quote Pawson Palace at 19 Feb 2015 8.55pm I'm 6'5 and weight best part of 19 stone and I train in the gym 6 days a week to lift heavy ass weight. How about a beer afterwards?? He wants help with his neighbour, not a date. You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Worthing 19 Feb 15 9.16pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.04pm

Quote Pawson Palace at 19 Feb 2015 8.55pm

I'm 6'5 and weight best part of 19 stone and I train in the gym 6 days a week to lift heavy ass weight.

How about a beer afterwards??

He wants help with his neighbour, not a date.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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cornwalls palace Torpoint 19 Feb 15 10.24pm
Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.04pm Quote Pawson Palace at 19 Feb 2015 8.55pm I'm 6'5 and weight best part of 19 stone and I train in the gym 6 days a week to lift heavy ass weight. How about a beer afterwards?? He wants help with his neighbour, not a date. ..ferkin funny .......has our coach driver done a Poo'yet, without thinking about Gus!
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cornwalls palace

Torpoint 19 Feb 15 10.24pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.04pm

Quote Pawson Palace at 19 Feb 2015 8.55pm

I'm 6'5 and weight best part of 19 stone and I train in the gym 6 days a week to lift heavy ass weight.

How about a beer afterwards??

He wants help with his neighbour, not a date.

..ferkin funny

.......has our coach driver done a Poo'yet, without thinking about Gus!

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lankygit Lincoln 20 Feb 15 8.40am
Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.04pm Quote Pawson Palace at 19 Feb 2015 8.55pm I'm 6'5 and weight best part of 19 stone and I train in the gym 6 days a week to lift heavy ass weight. How about a beer afterwards?? He wants help with his neighbour, not a date. If only the Hol had a post of the month award. Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]
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lankygit

Lincoln 20 Feb 15 8.40am

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.04pm

Quote Pawson Palace at 19 Feb 2015 8.55pm

I'm 6'5 and weight best part of 19 stone and I train in the gym 6 days a week to lift heavy ass weight.

How about a beer afterwards??

He wants help with his neighbour, not a date.

If only the Hol had a post of the month award.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 20 Feb 15 9.41am
On a serious note its never a bad idea just to sit down and talk to him and get his side of everything. Why not invite him over for dinner or coffee and see if you can get to the bottom of what his actual gripe is. It may just be that it manifests itself through these petty moans and groans. You might find that you do have stuff that you can compromise on or at least make a truce and decide on a fresh start. If that doesn't work just nail his cat to his front door and set fire to his car he'll soon shut the f*ck up As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 20 Feb 15 9.41am

On a serious note its never a bad idea just to sit down and talk to him and get his side of everything.

Why not invite him over for dinner or coffee and see if you can get to the bottom of what his actual gripe is. It may just be that it manifests itself through these petty moans and groans.

You might find that you do have stuff that you can compromise on or at least make a truce and decide on a fresh start.

If that doesn't work just nail his cat to his front door and set fire to his car he'll soon shut the f*ck up

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Hoof Hearted 20 Feb 15 11.51am
You haven't met the tool that lives next door to me, Ken the Christian busy body.
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Hoof Hearted 20 Feb 15 11.51am

You haven't met the tool that lives next door to me, Ken the Christian busy body.

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martinb75 Tampere 20 Feb 15 12.26pm
Quote Oz Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 8.10pm When he comes out of his house AT NIGHT, smack him in the face with a hammer SEVERAL TIMES . *EDITED TO CAUSE MORE DAMAGE
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martinb75

Tampere 20 Feb 15 12.26pm

Quote Oz Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 8.10pm

When he comes out of his house AT NIGHT, smack him in the face with a hammer SEVERAL TIMES .

*EDITED TO CAUSE MORE DAMAGE

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jamiemartin721 Reading 20 Feb 15 12.30pm
Remember the holy trinity, alibi, reasonable doubt and clean crime scene. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 20 Feb 15 12.30pm

Remember the holy trinity, alibi, reasonable doubt and clean crime scene.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Part Time James 20 Feb 15 1.14pm
Quote lankygit at 20 Feb 2015 8.40am Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.04pm Quote Pawson Palace at 19 Feb 2015 8.55pm I'm 6'5 and weight best part of 19 stone and I train in the gym 6 days a week to lift heavy ass weight. How about a beer afterwards?? He wants help with his neighbour, not a date. If only the Hol had a post of the month award. Or a dating page....
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Quote lankygit at 20 Feb 2015 8.40am

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.04pm

Quote Pawson Palace at 19 Feb 2015 8.55pm

I'm 6'5 and weight best part of 19 stone and I train in the gym 6 days a week to lift heavy ass weight.

How about a beer afterwards??

He wants help with his neighbour, not a date.

If only the Hol had a post of the month award.

Or a dating page....

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Part Time James 20 Feb 15 1.15pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 20 Feb 2015 11.51am You haven't met the tool that lives next door to me, Ken the Christian busy body. Does he call himself that?
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Part Time James

20 Feb 15 1.15pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 20 Feb 2015 11.51am

You haven't met the tool that lives next door to me, Ken the Christian busy body.

Does he call himself that?

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TUX redhill 20 Feb 15 3.49pm
Quote Jacey at 19 Feb 2015 6.07pm We live in a nice detached bungalow and since 2010 have endured a neighbour who over this period has reported us for illegally throwing garden waste into the wrong bin,playing loud music from a 1 watt radio from my garage at 11am, while exercising on my treadmill, complaining that we had installed an illegal brick block drive without planning permission. Over the last 6 months ,just as we are about to sit down for lunch, he has taken to slamming a sledge hammer onto his garage floor, which has now taken a toll on my wife's health. All his allegations have been dismissed by the authorities and we have not sought legal advice as we have no wish for their to be any record of a neighbour dispute when we eventually sell the property when house prices eventually recover in our area. He has also told lies about my wife and i to other neighbours, several who will not speak to us, suggesting that we are perhaps benefit claimants or in some way, on the fiddle, which we are not.We have both worked very hard all our lives for what we have and there may be a degree of jealousy as we enjoy a comfortable lifestyle. A Palace fan of 40 yrs standing, made the mistake of leaving the Croydon area to retire down on the South Coast. Any suggestions of how i could reasonably deal with this problem would be very much appreciated. Thanking you in anticipation. With all due respect, surely your wife's health is far more important than a few quid that you may or may not lose if/when you decide to move? And how old is the neighbour? Is he a senile old singleton, a stroppy 'youngster' or somewhere in between?
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redhill 20 Feb 15 3.49pm

Quote Jacey at 19 Feb 2015 6.07pm

We live in a nice detached bungalow and since 2010 have endured a neighbour who over this period has reported us for illegally throwing garden waste into the wrong bin,playing loud music from a 1 watt radio from my garage at 11am, while exercising on my treadmill, complaining that we had installed an illegal brick block drive without planning permission.
Over the last 6 months ,just as we are about to sit down for lunch, he has taken to slamming a sledge hammer onto his garage floor, which has now taken a toll on my wife's health.
All his allegations have been dismissed by the authorities and we have not sought legal advice as we have no wish for their to be any record of a neighbour dispute when we eventually sell the property when house prices eventually recover in our area.
He has also told lies about my wife and i to other neighbours, several who will not speak to us, suggesting that we are perhaps benefit claimants or in some way, on the fiddle, which we are not.We have both worked very hard all our lives for what we have and there may be a degree of jealousy as we enjoy a comfortable lifestyle.
A Palace fan of 40 yrs standing, made the mistake of leaving the Croydon area to retire down on the South Coast.
Any suggestions of how i could reasonably deal with this problem would be very much appreciated.
Thanking you in anticipation.

With all due respect, surely your wife's health is far more important than a few quid that you may or may not lose if/when you decide to move?
And how old is the neighbour? Is he a senile old singleton, a stroppy 'youngster' or somewhere in between?

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Boooo 20 Feb 15 9.21pm
Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.05pm Quote Oz Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 8.10pm When he comes out of his house one morning, smack him in the face with a hammer. I'm also a fan of the softly softly approach. A rubber hammer? I refuse to believe there are that many people out there that can't spell. Too f**king lazy, that's what I think.
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Boooo

20 Feb 15 9.21pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 9.05pm

Quote Oz Eagle at 19 Feb 2015 8.10pm

When he comes out of his house one morning, smack him in the face with a hammer.

I'm also a fan of the softly softly approach.

A rubber hammer?

I refuse to believe there are that many people out there that can't spell. Too f**king lazy, that's what I think.

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7mins In the bush 21 Feb 15 10.34am
They say violence doesn't work, but a guy I worked with had a house full of students next to his mum, they created a bit of agro (nothing too bad, music and a bit of mess) so he let it slid. One day though his mum complained about a bit of noise and a few lads were messing about in her garden... One of the students told her to f off. The guy I worked with went round there beat the s*** out of the offender... Then grabbed his wallet... The offender thought he was going to take his money, but what this guy did was take down his personal details, then threw the wallet back at him, bent down and whispered in his ear "I'm going to kick your dad's head in the next time my mum has reason to complain" Never had another problem. Sometimes you need leverage. The dude now works driving a black cab.... At work after the incident we called him" The Equaliser"
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7mins

In the bush 21 Feb 15 10.34am

They say violence doesn't work, but a guy I worked with had a house full of students next to his mum, they created a bit of agro (nothing too bad, music and a bit of mess) so he let it slid. One day though his mum complained about a bit of noise and a few lads were messing about in her garden... One of the students told her to f off.
The guy I worked with went round there beat the s*** out of the offender... Then grabbed his wallet... The offender thought he was going to take his money, but what this guy did was take down his personal details, then threw the wallet back at him, bent down and whispered in his ear "I'm going to kick your dad's head in the next time my mum has reason to complain"
Never had another problem.
Sometimes you need leverage.

The dude now works driving a black cab.... At work after the incident we called him" The Equaliser"

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