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7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.08pm
Ok... I moved my car 50ft... judge for yourself original thread... [Link]
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In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.08pm

Ok... I moved my car 50ft...
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7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.11pm
"Policeman "I could use my discretion, and give you a warning, but i'm not" me" why tell me you could let me off, but you're not going to?" Policeman" Perks of the job" He said I had a clean record, otherwise it would have been £100" Ha... perks of the job.... well the perk of playing 5 aside is being able to kick lumps out of you. Rule of thumb.... if you're a prick... you can't complain if people take a dislike to you. Disclaimer : I don't think all coppers are knobs, and all that ACAB/1312 is pathetic Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.14pm)
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In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.11pm

"Policeman "I could use my discretion, and give you a warning, but i'm not"
me" why tell me you could let me off, but you're not going to?"
Policeman" Perks of the job"

He said I had a clean record, otherwise it would have been £100"

Ha... perks of the job.... well the perk of playing 5 aside is being able to kick lumps out of you.

Rule of thumb.... if you're a prick... you can't complain if people take a dislike to you.

Disclaimer : I don't think all coppers are knobs, and all that ACAB/1312 is pathetic

Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.14pm)

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pefwin Where you have to have an English ... 16 Feb 15 2.16pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable? I was thinking that........ ...and me "Everything is air-droppable at least once." "When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."
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Where you have to have an English ... 16 Feb 15 2.16pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm

Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm

So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast.

And people on here think that's acceptable?

I was thinking that........

...and me

"Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support."

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7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.31pm
Quote pefwin at 16 Feb 2015 2.16pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable? I was thinking that........ ...and me I guess we handle situations different, I felt the copper was a prick and used his job to belittle me... it's now some 5 months after the event, so I'm defo not playing the race card, but being the only mixed race fella in the village where I live and no-one else having a problem with this copper... I think it's fair to allow your mind to wander and ask the question... why me? I mean if you read the original thread he says he could let me off, but he isn't going to, and him having the power to be judge and jury is in his words are "perks of the job"... him giving me a ticket was a "perk" not something he felt professionally compelled to do... this was something he enjoyed doing. I'm comfortable with how I have handled the situation. Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.31pm)
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In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.31pm

Quote pefwin at 16 Feb 2015 2.16pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm

Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm

And people on here think that's acceptable?

I was thinking that........

...and me

I guess we handle situations different, I felt the copper was a prick and used his job to belittle me... it's now some 5 months after the event, so I'm defo not playing the race card, but being the only mixed race fella in the village where I live and no-one else having a problem with this copper... I think it's fair to allow your mind to wander and ask the question... why me? I mean if you read the original thread he says he could let me off, but he isn't going to, and him having the power to be judge and jury is in his words are "perks of the job"... him giving me a ticket was a "perk" not something he felt professionally compelled to do... this was something he enjoyed doing.
I'm comfortable with how I have handled the situation.

Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.31pm)

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Hoof Hearted 16 Feb 15 2.38pm
Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.31pm Quote pefwin at 16 Feb 2015 2.16pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable? I was thinking that........ ...and me I guess we handle situations different, I felt the copper was a prick and used his job to belittle me... it's now some 5 months after the event, so I'm defo not playing the race card, but being the only mixed race fella in the village where I live and no-one else having a problem with this copper... I think it's fair to allow your mind to wander and ask the question... why me? I mean if you read the original thread he says he could let me off, but he isn't going to, and him having the power to be judge and jury is in his words are "perks of the job"... him giving me a ticket was a "perk" not something he felt professionally compelled to do... this was something he enjoyed doing. I'm comfortable with how I have handled the situation. Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.31pm) If I was you I'd stop giving out information about who you are and what you did. Let it end with you having the upper hand.
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Hoof Hearted 16 Feb 15 2.38pm

Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.31pm

Quote pefwin at 16 Feb 2015 2.16pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm

Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm

And people on here think that's acceptable?

I was thinking that........

...and me

Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.31pm)

If I was you I'd stop giving out information about who you are and what you did.

Let it end with you having the upper hand.

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Stuk Top half 16 Feb 15 2.39pm
I got away with one not long ago but the puzzling part was when the police said "Against my better judgement, i'm going to only give you a warning". I felt like saying, "it's probably not down to your judgement then, more the fact I was within the criteria for a warning". But I didn't. Optimistic as ever
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Top half 16 Feb 15 2.39pm

I got away with one not long ago but the puzzling part was when the police said "Against my better judgement, i'm going to only give you a warning".

I felt like saying, "it's probably not down to your judgement then, more the fact I was within the criteria for a warning". But I didn't.

Optimistic as ever

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suicideatselhurst crawley 16 Feb 15 2.45pm
Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.31pm Quote pefwin at 16 Feb 2015 2.16pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable? I was thinking that........ ...and me I guess we handle situations different, I felt the copper was a prick and used his job to belittle me... it's now some 5 months after the event, so I'm defo not playing the race card, but being the only mixed race fella in the village where I live and no-one else having a problem with this copper... I think it's fair to allow your mind to wander and ask the question... why me? I mean if you read the original thread he says he could let me off, but he isn't going to, and him having the power to be judge and jury is in his words are "perks of the job"... him giving me a ticket was a "perk" not something he felt professionally compelled to do... this was something he enjoyed doing. I'm comfortable with how I have handled the situation. Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.31pm) Mixed race or gay ?...out with it !! Theres someone in my head ... But its not me X/Box game Tag bazcpfc1961, clan (HMS)
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crawley 16 Feb 15 2.45pm

Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.31pm

Quote pefwin at 16 Feb 2015 2.16pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm

Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm

And people on here think that's acceptable?

I was thinking that........

...and me

I guess we handle situations different, I felt the copper was a prick and used his job to belittle me... it's now some 5 months after the event, so I'm defo not playing the race card, but being the only mixed race fella in the village where I live and no-one else having a problem with this copper... I think it's fair to allow your mind to wander and ask the question... why me? I mean if you read the original thread he says he could let me off, but he isn't going to, and him having the power to be judge and jury is in his words are "perks of the job"... him giving me a ticket was a "perk" not something he felt professionally compelled to do... this was something he enjoyed doing.
I'm comfortable with how I have handled the situation.

Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.31pm)

Mixed race or gay ?...out with it !!

Theres someone in my head ... But its not me

X/Box game Tag bazcpfc1961, clan (HMS)

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jamiemartin721 Reading 16 Feb 15 2.53pm
Whilst we all enjoy getting on over on the Police, its rarely a good idea to revel in it. They do have a remarkable access to resources for finding you, and hubris often comes home to roost. And by Hubris, I mean 'reasonable force in a case of resisting arrest', which of course means 'justified assault' aka 'Keeping the Scrotes in line' "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 16 Feb 15 2.53pm

Whilst we all enjoy getting on over on the Police, its rarely a good idea to revel in it. They do have a remarkable access to resources for finding you, and hubris often comes home to roost.

And by Hubris, I mean 'reasonable force in a case of resisting arrest', which of course means 'justified assault' aka 'Keeping the Scrotes in line'

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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lankygit Lincoln 16 Feb 15 3.06pm
Quote suicideatselhurst at 16 Feb 2015 1.33pm Quote suicideatselhurst at 16 Feb 2015 1.33pm Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am ... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s*e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball. I don't feel bad about kicking him, but I do feel bad for the ref, he was only 18, and as the game became more and more violent he took a load of abuse from the coppers teammates. The highlight was our keeper who although he wasn't allowed out the area, came steaming out and took him out just above the hip... That's when the copper lost it... He wanted to brain our keeper who is a floppy haired student who looks like a feminine version of Harry Styles... I told our hard up student that I will pay his subs from now on, for that tackle alone. I'm pretty sure the copper didn't recognise me**. You want to fvking hope he didn't mate Hmm,He almost certainly will from now on. Happy ending though.Just don`t give him any cause to nab you in future. Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]
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Quote suicideatselhurst at 16 Feb 2015 1.33pm

Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am

... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s***e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball.
I don't feel bad about kicking him, but I do feel bad for the ref, he was only 18, and as the game became more and more violent he took a load of abuse from the coppers teammates.
The highlight was our keeper who although he wasn't allowed out the area, came steaming out and took him out just above the hip... That's when the copper lost it... He wanted to brain our keeper who is a floppy haired student who looks like a feminine version of Harry Styles... I told our hard up student that I will pay his subs from now on, for that tackle alone.
I'm pretty sure the copper didn't recognise me.

You want to fvking hope he didn't mate

Hmm,He almost certainly will from now on.

Happy ending though.Just don`t give him any cause to nab you in future.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 3.38pm
Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 2.38pm Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.31pm Quote pefwin at 16 Feb 2015 2.16pm Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable? I was thinking that........ ...and me I guess we handle situations different, I felt the copper was a prick and used his job to belittle me... it's now some 5 months after the event, so I'm defo not playing the race card, but being the only mixed race fella in the village where I live and no-one else having a problem with this copper... I think it's fair to allow your mind to wander and ask the question... why me? I mean if you read the original thread he says he could let me off, but he isn't going to, and him having the power to be judge and jury is in his words are "perks of the job"... him giving me a ticket was a "perk" not something he felt professionally compelled to do... this was something he enjoyed doing. I'm comfortable with how I have handled the situation. Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.31pm) If I was you I'd stop giving out information about who you are and what you did. Let it end with you having the upper hand. Yea, see your point... mixed race guy in South East of England... not many of us about.
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In the bush 16 Feb 15 3.38pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 2.38pm

Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.31pm

Quote pefwin at 16 Feb 2015 2.16pm

Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Feb 2015 12.47pm

Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm

And people on here think that's acceptable?

I was thinking that........

...and me

Edited by 7mins (16 Feb 2015 2.31pm)

If I was you I'd stop giving out information about who you are and what you did.

Let it end with you having the upper hand.

Yea, see your point... mixed race guy in South East of England... not many of us about.

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7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 3.39pm
Quote lankygit at 16 Feb 2015 3.06pm Quote suicideatselhurst at 16 Feb 2015 1.33pm Quote suicideatselhurst at 16 Feb 2015 1.33pm Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am ... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s*e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball. I don't feel bad about kicking him, but I do feel bad for the ref, he was only 18, and as the game became more and more violent he took a load of abuse from the coppers teammates. The highlight was our keeper who although he wasn't allowed out the area, came steaming out and took him out just above the hip... That's when the copper lost it... He wanted to brain our keeper who is a floppy haired student who looks like a feminine version of Harry Styles... I told our hard up student that I will pay his subs from now on, for that tackle alone. I'm pretty sure the copper didn't recognise me**. You want to fvking hope he didn't mate Hmm,He almost certainly will from now on. Happy ending though.Just don`t give him any cause to nab you in future. I think he will recognise the keeper more than me.
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In the bush 16 Feb 15 3.39pm

Quote lankygit at 16 Feb 2015 3.06pm

Quote suicideatselhurst at 16 Feb 2015 1.33pm

Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am

You want to fvking hope he didn't mate

Hmm,He almost certainly will from now on.

Happy ending though.Just don`t give him any cause to nab you in future.

I think he will recognise the keeper more than me.

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7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 3.42pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 16 Feb 2015 2.53pm Whilst we all enjoy getting on over on the Police, its rarely a good idea to revel in it. They do have a remarkable access to resources for finding you, and hubris often comes home to roost. And by Hubris, I mean 'reasonable force in a case of resisting arrest', which of course means 'justified assault' aka 'Keeping the Scrotes in line' Yes, I'm pretty sure you are right, but as stated... he only really lost it with our keeper... I genuinely believe he just thought we were a rough team... but our keeper has the same physical stature as the dude from the Mr Muscle adverts, and it's him he lost it with.
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 16 Feb 2015 2.53pm

Whilst we all enjoy getting on over on the Police, its rarely a good idea to revel in it. They do have a remarkable access to resources for finding you, and hubris often comes home to roost.

And by Hubris, I mean 'reasonable force in a case of resisting arrest', which of course means 'justified assault' aka 'Keeping the Scrotes in line'

Yes, I'm pretty sure you are right, but as stated... he only really lost it with our keeper... I genuinely believe he just thought we were a rough team... but our keeper has the same physical stature as the dude from the Mr Muscle adverts, and it's him he lost it with.

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