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| Hoof Hearted 07 Feb 15 10.13am | |
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Who was it that on his deathbed was asked to shun the devil and replied something like "At this late stage I don't want to p1ss anybody off, and keep my options open!"
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 Willo  South coast - west of Brighton. 07 Feb 15 10.20am |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 07 Feb 2015 10.13am
Who was it that on his deathbed was asked to shun the devil and replied something like "At this late stage I don't want to p1ss anybody off, and keep my options open!"
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| dannyb1 Chichester 07 Feb 15 11.00am |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 07 Feb 2015 9.55am
The picture of Heaven painted by the clergy sounds very boring and all the churchgoers (June and Kenneth my next door neighbours)) will be there.
Fcuk that... Hell will probably be rocking with Led Zep & AC/DC... Thatchers Gold on tap, Hot Snatch, Poker, Roulette... Kebabs, Pizza, Black Forest Gateau..... I know where I'd rather be!
You've just reminded me to get mine out the freezer.
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| Catfish Burgess Hill 07 Feb 15 11.22am |
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If the alternatives are an eternity with Christian evangelists or permanent anhilation I would go for the latter.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial |
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| reborn 08 Feb 15 8.44am |
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Quote ParchmoreEagle at 07 Feb 2015 1.16am
Are you good enough to get to Heaven?: [Link] Is hell real?: [Link] The truth: [Link] Third Link is bang on
My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs |
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Attachment: Ouzo Dan  Behind you 08 Feb 15 9.16am |
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Saw this the other day & sums up my feelings entirely Of course Stephen Fry being the raging homo that he is & being condemned to the hell fire for sticking his p**** in the wrong hole isnt exactly the demograph the Christians are aiming for... f***ing religion, Im off to listen to Christopher Hitchens hitch slap the religious. Edited by Ouzo Dan (08 Feb 2015 9.17am)
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Pussay Patrol  08 Feb 15 10.49am |
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Quote steph_eagle at 07 Feb 2015 4.56am
I'm a great person and don't care what you lot think. In fact, I'm f***ing amazing
Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah |
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sitdownstandup  08 Feb 15 2.29pm |
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The concept of hell is a funny one. Plenty of people will continue following a particular religion/ denomination in order to avoid hell but according to the beliefs of those in other religions/denominations by remaining in that religion they will end up in hell. Fundamentalist muslims probably think this of fundamentalist christians and vice versa. The same is probably true of some catholics in their attitudes to protestants and when reversed.
Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping. Hubert Reeves |
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| esox lucius Deal 08 Feb 15 2.58pm |
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Of course I'm good, I pray every Saturday at 3pm
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| sydtheeagle England 08 Feb 15 10.08pm |
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Quote Willo at 07 Feb 2015 10.20am
Quote Hoof Hearted at 07 Feb 2015 10.13am
Who was it that on his deathbed was asked to shun the devil and replied something like "At this late stage I don't want to p1ss anybody off, and keep my options open!"
f*** me Willo, I fully expected you to re-post the Wikipedia guide to God's form over the past three season's, with two or three literary cliches added for effect.
Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God. |
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sprites  Auckland 08 Feb 15 10.29pm |
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Passionate Christian, however my views on heaven and hell have changed drastically in the last few years. Don't really know what to think now. Know God is real. Know he's ultimately good. But that's about all I know for now...
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 08 Feb 15 11.04pm |
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Quote ParchmoreEagle at 07 Feb 2015 1.16am
Are you good enough to get to Heaven?: [Link] Yes, because good and evil are subjectively determined. For example, how good is God, when in the old Testament he is directly responsible for at least 2,821,364 deaths, including children. I don't think I'm good, but I'm better than a prolific serial killer, who doesn't differentiate between guilty and innocent (children of Egypt). Quote ParchmoreEagle at 07 Feb 2015 1.16am
Is hell real?: [Link] No, it violates Gods own laws of thermodynamics. The truth: [Link] Bollocks You're a c**t - You give Christians a bad name, seeking power through fear. Even if your god existed, I wouldn't worship it. Edited by jamiemartin721 (08 Feb 2015 11.05pm)
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