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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 28 Jan 15 7.12pm
Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ? I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet. Back doors...plural???? Anyway with a woman who likes it, anal is always worth the effort. I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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Surrey 28 Jan 15 7.12pm

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Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am

Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am

Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ?

I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet.

Back doors...plural????
Anyway with a woman who likes it, anal is always worth the effort.

I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football.
[Link]
twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum
Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely.
Come and JOIN.
Or they'll nick your telly.

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wayne80 Eastbourne 28 Jan 15 7.18pm
With a w* you are always in control so should always be pretty good,where as with a fook it depends on your partner so definitely a good w* than bad sex. Rachid Harkouks passport was lost in the post ......Honest. Team of the 80's, well we were for a few months in the autumn of 1979... (Insert name of latest manager) Red And Blue Army RIP staffie most helpful hol member and all round good bloke.
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Eastbourne 28 Jan 15 7.18pm

With a w*** you are always in control so should always be pretty good,where as with a fook it depends on your partner so definitely a good w*** than bad sex.

Rachid Harkouks passport was lost in the post ......Honest.

Team of the 80's, well we were for a few months in the autumn of 1979...
(Insert name of latest manager) Red And Blue Army
RIP staffie most helpful hol member and all round good bloke.

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sniffer dagenham The narm, Dagennarm 28 Jan 15 7.32pm
i'd rather knock one out compared to a bad shag. Who ever had a bad w***??Is that possible?
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The narm, Dagennarm 28 Jan 15 7.32pm

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i'd rather knock one out compared to a bad shag.

Who ever had a bad w***??Is that possible?

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wizlon ... 28 Jan 15 7.44pm
Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ? I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet. Have you tried the curtains? HOMO SAPIENS NON URINAT IN VENTUM
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... 28 Jan 15 7.44pm

Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am

Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am

Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ?

I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet.

Have you tried the curtains?

HOMO SAPIENS NON URINAT IN VENTUM

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Eagle_SA Just outside Cape Town 29 Jan 15 11.56am
Quote Moose at 27 Jan 2015 10.42pm I'll let you know in three minutes. I think you overestimate yourself. And I see signs of half remembered days, I hear bells that chime in strange familiar ways
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Just outside Cape Town 29 Jan 15 11.56am

Quote Moose at 27 Jan 2015 10.42pm

I'll let you know in three minutes.

I think you overestimate yourself.

And I see signs of half remembered days, I hear bells that chime in strange familiar ways

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Moose In the sewer pipe... 29 Jan 15 12.44pm
Quote Eagle_SA at 29 Jan 2015 11.56am Quote Moose at 27 Jan 2015 10.42pm I'll let you know in three minutes. I think you overestimate yourself. It did include movement between rooms in the house and writing the subsequent post. Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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In the sewer pipe... 29 Jan 15 12.44pm

Quote Eagle_SA at 29 Jan 2015 11.56am

Quote Moose at 27 Jan 2015 10.42pm

I'll let you know in three minutes.

I think you overestimate yourself.

It did include movement between rooms in the house and writing the subsequent post.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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Palacetinian Surrey Fam 29 Jan 15 1.48pm
I can't imagine you would ever have bad sex with this lovely lady... [Link] And her girl next door looks with such dirty talk would get anyone going! Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!
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Surrey Fam 29 Jan 15 1.48pm

I can't imagine you would ever have bad sex with this lovely lady...

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And her girl next door looks with such dirty talk would get anyone going!

Supporting Crystal Palace since 19.45 on 29th August 1972 (approximately)!

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matthau South Croydon 29 Jan 15 1.54pm
She looks rather dwarfish
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South Croydon 29 Jan 15 1.54pm

She looks rather dwarfish

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 29 Jan 15 2.34pm
Quote wizlon at 28 Jan 2015 7.44pm Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ? I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet. Have you tried the curtains? Beef? Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 29 Jan 15 2.34pm

Quote wizlon at 28 Jan 2015 7.44pm

Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am

Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am

Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ?

I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet.

Have you tried the curtains?

Beef?

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 30 Jan 15 12.37am
Quote Palacetinian at 29 Jan 2015 1.48pm I can't imagine you would ever have bad sex with this lovely lady... [Link] And her girl next door looks with such dirty talk would get anyone going! Definitely prefer that Saratova lass...WOULD. I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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Red-Blue-Yellow

Surrey 30 Jan 15 12.37am

Quote Palacetinian at 29 Jan 2015 1.48pm

I can't imagine you would ever have bad sex with this lovely lady...

[Link]

And her girl next door looks with such dirty talk would get anyone going!

Definitely prefer that Saratova lass...WOULD.

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 30 Jan 15 8.23am
I think it all depends on the Fcukee, as to how good a time the fcuker has. For example a s*** fcuk with say Kelly Brook, has to be better than the most satisfying knuckle shuffle with ones self, surely ? "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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wherever I lay my hat....... 30 Jan 15 8.23am

I think it all depends on the Fcukee, as to how good a time the fcuker has.

For example a s*** fcuk with say Kelly Brook, has to be better than the most satisfying knuckle shuffle with ones self, surely ?

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 30 Jan 15 8.57am
Quote dannyh at 30 Jan 2015 8.23am I think it all depends on the Fcukee, as to how good a time the fcuker has. For example a s*** fcuk with say Kelly Brook, has to be better than the most satisfying knuckle shuffle with ones self, surely ? I think the biggest deciding factor is the upkeep to which the lady in question has applied to her fun garden. In the example you provided, then surely a proposition from Miss Brook would tempt most but if you then ripped off the packaging and were instantly reminded of the time you discovered the fish finger and chedder roll you'd forgotten to take out of the microwave four days previous or, if after placing your old boy into the cavity, you realise that you are going to have to do the twist in order to gain any purchase, you might not be so tempted next time. So, to summerise, for me is all about the state of the vag. But then, I'm a bit of a ladies man. Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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Quote dannyh at 30 Jan 2015 8.23am

I think it all depends on the Fcukee, as to how good a time the fcuker has.

For example a s*** fcuk with say Kelly Brook, has to be better than the most satisfying knuckle shuffle with ones self, surely ?

I think the biggest deciding factor is the upkeep to which the lady in question has applied to her fun garden. In the example you provided, then surely a proposition from Miss Brook would tempt most but if you then ripped off the packaging and were instantly reminded of the time you discovered the fish finger and chedder roll you'd forgotten to take out of the microwave four days previous or, if after placing your old boy into the cavity, you realise that you are going to have to do the twist in order to gain any purchase, you might not be so tempted next time.

So, to summerise, for me is all about the state of the vag. But then, I'm a bit of a ladies man.

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

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