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Seth On a pale blue dot 13 May 14 6.38pm
Quote blind eagle at 13 May 2014 5.09pm Quote merganser at 12 May 2014 9.59pm Questions for Blind Eagle: What was your career and what were your very worst atrocities? Were you deported to the U.S. or did you go voluntarily? Are you banned from re-entry to the UK? Sounds as if SP is Twinkletoes by comparison. I was in the manure(animal dung business) for fifty years having served a grimy apprenticeship under my Grandpa for ten years in glorious south Devon. My one and only problem in those days related to my being refused refused entry to St.James Park to see Exeter City play simply because I smelt so bad. Grandpa collected and sold animal dung with the very best of traders and we would walk a million miles for a free load of horse or pig dung as well as some other pungent varieties. Unfortunately Grandpa never told me about the many "wide boys" in the business,mainly from the London area, who made it a pretty cut throat past time so I realized that to survive I had to thin out the competition mainly by my enduring threats to hang serious competitors over pig dung pits until they agreed to back off and let me forge ahead in the business. Only once did I have to actually string up a "wide boy" and he spread it around that I did indeed mean business as our pig dung was the real McCoy. My business strategy worked very well and I went on to make a fortune which I brought with me to the US as a welcome immigrant who was not exactly deported from the UK but seriously persuaded to move on because the offensive odor that emanated from our storage installations was having an adverse effect of quite some proportions on the Devonian tourist industry. Yes I understand I can return to Britain always provided I promise to take a bath and change my clothes regularly which is not an inconvenience for me here in the US. Believe me one man's dung is another man's treasure so cheer up my lads bless em all!. Haha brilliant blind is a pigsh*t millionnaire! "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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Seth

On a pale blue dot 13 May 14 6.38pm

Quote blind eagle at 13 May 2014 5.09pm

Quote merganser at 12 May 2014 9.59pm

Questions for Blind Eagle: What was your career and what were your very worst atrocities? Were you deported to the U.S. or did you go voluntarily? Are you banned from re-entry to the UK?

Sounds as if SP is Twinkletoes by comparison.

I was in the manure(animal dung business) for fifty years having served a grimy apprenticeship under my Grandpa for ten years in glorious south Devon. My one and only problem in those days related to my being refused refused entry to St.James Park to see Exeter City play simply because I smelt so bad. Grandpa collected and sold animal dung with the very best of traders and we would walk a million miles for a free load of horse or pig dung as well as some other pungent varieties. Unfortunately Grandpa never told me about the many "wide boys" in the business,mainly from the London area, who made it a pretty cut throat past time so I realized that to survive I had to thin out the competition mainly by my enduring threats to hang serious competitors over pig dung pits until they agreed to back off and let me forge ahead in the business. Only once did I have to actually string up a "wide boy" and he spread it around that I did indeed mean business as our pig dung was the real McCoy. My business strategy worked very well and I went on to make a fortune which I brought with me to the US as a welcome immigrant who was not exactly deported from the UK but seriously persuaded to move on because the offensive odor that emanated from our storage installations was having an adverse effect of quite some proportions on the Devonian tourist industry. Yes I understand I can return to Britain always provided I promise to take a bath and change my clothes regularly which is not an inconvenience for me here in the US. Believe me one man's dung is another man's treasure so cheer up my lads bless em all!.

Haha brilliant blind is a pigsh*t millionnaire!

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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Kosowski Standing at the top of B Block 13 May 14 8.35pm
Quote blind eagle at 13 May 2014 5.09pm Quote merganser at 12 May 2014 9.59pm Questions for Blind Eagle: What was your career and what were your very worst atrocities? Were you deported to the U.S. or did you go voluntarily? Are you banned from re-entry to the UK? Sounds as if SP is Twinkletoes by comparison. I was in the manure(animal dung business) for fifty years having served a grimy apprenticeship under my Grandpa for ten years in glorious south Devon. My one and only problem in those days related to my being refused refused entry to St.James Park to see Exeter City play simply because I smelt so bad. Grandpa collected and sold animal dung with the very best of traders and we would walk a million miles for a free load of horse or pig dung as well as some other pungent varieties. Unfortunately Grandpa never told me about the many "wide boys" in the business,mainly from the London area, who made it a pretty cut throat past time so I realized that to survive I had to thin out the competition mainly by my enduring threats to hang serious competitors over pig dung pits until they agreed to back off and let me forge ahead in the business. Only once did I have to actually string up a "wide boy" and he spread it around that I did indeed mean business as our pig dung was the real McCoy. My business strategy worked very well and I went on to make a fortune which I brought with me to the US as a welcome immigrant who was not exactly deported from the UK but seriously persuaded to move on because the offensive odor that emanated from our storage installations was having an adverse effect of quite some proportions on the Devonian tourist industry. Yes I understand I can return to Britain always provided I promise to take a bath and change my clothes regularly which is not an inconvenience for me here in the US. Believe me one man's dung is another man's treasure so cheer up my lads bless em all!. One of the most brilliant things I've read in years on this site. Kudos. Block B comment of 2011/2012 Season: "That's better Palace, better...but still fucking shit!" ---------------------------------------------------------------- Dann to Much, Much to Yong.
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Standing at the top of B Block 13 May 14 8.35pm

Quote blind eagle at 13 May 2014 5.09pm

Quote merganser at 12 May 2014 9.59pm

Questions for Blind Eagle: What was your career and what were your very worst atrocities? Were you deported to the U.S. or did you go voluntarily? Are you banned from re-entry to the UK?

Sounds as if SP is Twinkletoes by comparison.

One of the most brilliant things I've read in years on this site. Kudos.

Block B comment of 2011/2012 Season:

"That's better Palace, better...but still fucking shit!"

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Dann to Much, Much to Yong.

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adrian b Landrindod, Wales 13 May 14 10.11pm
In my experience in dealing with 'hard' men in business is going along with their pomposity as it is all based on their arrogance. So great it is that they are unable to spot a piss taker. The best 'top 'men were those who were level headed and able to listen to others, sifting, quietly, the useful from the rest.
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Landrindod, Wales 13 May 14 10.11pm

In my experience in dealing with 'hard' men in business is going along with their pomposity as it is all based on their arrogance. So great it is that they are unable to spot a piss taker. The best 'top 'men were those who were level headed and able to listen to others, sifting, quietly, the useful from the rest.

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merganser 13 May 14 10.30pm
Fascinating tale, blind eagle - but how come you are a palace fan?
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merganser

13 May 14 10.30pm

Fascinating tale, blind eagle - but how come you are a palace fan?

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Hoof Hearted 14 May 14 10.08am
Quote blind eagle at 13 May 2014 5.09pm Quote merganser at 12 May 2014 9.59pm Questions for Blind Eagle: What was your career and what were your very worst atrocities? Were you deported to the U.S. or did you go voluntarily? Are you banned from re-entry to the UK? Sounds as if SP is Twinkletoes by comparison. I was in the manure(animal dung business) for fifty years having served a grimy apprenticeship under my Grandpa for ten years in glorious south Devon. My one and only problem in those days related to my being refused refused entry to St.James Park to see Exeter City play simply because I smelt so bad. Grandpa collected and sold animal dung with the very best of traders and we would walk a million miles for a free load of horse or pig dung as well as some other pungent varieties. Unfortunately Grandpa never told me about the many "wide boys" in the business,mainly from the London area, who made it a pretty cut throat past time so I realized that to survive I had to thin out the competition mainly by my enduring threats to hang serious competitors over pig dung pits until they agreed to back off and let me forge ahead in the business. Only once did I have to actually string up a "wide boy" and he spread it around that I did indeed mean business as our pig dung was the real McCoy. My business strategy worked very well and I went on to make a fortune which I brought with me to the US as a welcome immigrant who was not exactly deported from the UK but seriously persuaded to move on because the offensive odor that emanated from our storage installations was having an adverse effect of quite some proportions on the Devonian tourist industry. Yes I understand I can return to Britain always provided I promise to take a bath and change my clothes regularly which is not an inconvenience for me here in the US. Believe me one man's dung is another man's treasure so cheer up my lads bless em all!. No sh1t?
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Hoof Hearted 14 May 14 10.08am

Quote blind eagle at 13 May 2014 5.09pm

Quote merganser at 12 May 2014 9.59pm

Questions for Blind Eagle: What was your career and what were your very worst atrocities? Were you deported to the U.S. or did you go voluntarily? Are you banned from re-entry to the UK?

Sounds as if SP is Twinkletoes by comparison.

No sh1t?

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Sansbup Norfolk 14 May 14 12.18pm
Having shifted a trailer load of horse manure not half an hour ago, I admire anybody who wants to make a career out of sh1t. Mind you, Fergie did.
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Sansbup

Norfolk 14 May 14 12.18pm

Having shifted a trailer load of horse manure not half an hour ago, I admire anybody who wants to make a career out of sh1t. Mind you, Fergie did.

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45years at Selhurst 14 May 14 12.34pm
Ive worked for SP at Tag he is the most supportive boss ive had, provided you work hard and are honest with him he will always try to help and be positve yes he does want things right but ive never had nay issues
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14 May 14 12.34pm

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Ive worked for SP at Tag he is the most supportive boss ive had, provided you work hard and are honest with him he will always try to help and be positve yes he does want things right but ive never had nay issues

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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 14 May 14 12.51pm
Quote blind eagle at 13 May 2014 5.09pm Quote merganser at 12 May 2014 9.59pm Questions for Blind Eagle: What was your career and what were your very worst atrocities? Were you deported to the U.S. or did you go voluntarily? Are you banned from re-entry to the UK? Sounds as if SP is Twinkletoes by comparison. I was in the manure(animal dung business) for fifty years having served a grimy apprenticeship under my Grandpa for ten years in glorious south Devon. My one and only problem in those days related to my being refused refused entry to St.James Park to see Exeter City play simply because I smelt so bad. Grandpa collected and sold animal dung with the very best of traders and we would walk a million miles for a free load of horse or pig dung as well as some other pungent varieties. Unfortunately Grandpa never told me about the many "wide boys" in the business,mainly from the London area, who made it a pretty cut throat past time so I realized that to survive I had to thin out the competition mainly by my enduring threats to hang serious competitors over pig dung pits until they agreed to back off and let me forge ahead in the business. Only once did I have to actually string up a "wide boy" and he spread it around that I did indeed mean business as our pig dung was the real McCoy. My business strategy worked very well and I went on to make a fortune which I brought with me to the US as a welcome immigrant who was not exactly deported from the UK but seriously persuaded to move on because the offensive odor that emanated from our storage installations was having an adverse effect of quite some proportions on the Devonian tourist industry. Yes I understand I can return to Britain always provided I promise to take a bath and change my clothes regularly which is not an inconvenience for me here in the US. Believe me one man's dung is another man's treasure so cheer up my lads bless em all!. But you said you didn't take any s*** from anyone. Not only did you, you made a fortune out of it. You weren't the bloke that used to advertise his own in the Advertiser were you at 50p a pot. "Grow your crops with my plops" was his slogan. Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.
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mezzer

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Quote blind eagle at 13 May 2014 5.09pm

Quote merganser at 12 May 2014 9.59pm

Questions for Blind Eagle: What was your career and what were your very worst atrocities? Were you deported to the U.S. or did you go voluntarily? Are you banned from re-entry to the UK?

Sounds as if SP is Twinkletoes by comparison.

But you said you didn't take any s*** from anyone. Not only did you, you made a fortune out of it.

You weren't the bloke that used to advertise his own in the Advertiser were you at 50p a pot. "Grow your crops with my plops" was his slogan.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 14 May 14 1.05pm
I urge you all to read the El Tel interview in The Sun today. Then compare to CPFC2010. We are lucky to have barstewards like CPFC2010, and not some robbing crooks with no morals and selective memories. I disengage, I turn the page.
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I urge you all to read the El Tel interview in The Sun today. Then compare to CPFC2010.

We are lucky to have barstewards like CPFC2010, and not some robbing crooks with no morals and selective memories.

I disengage, I turn the page.

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Plane Bromley 14 May 14 1.12pm
Quote 45years at Selhurst at 14 May 2014 12.34pm Ive worked for SP at Tag he is the most supportive boss ive had, provided you work hard and are honest with him he will always try to help and be positve yes he does want things right but ive never had nay issues Steve, why aren't you posting under your normal guise of CPFC2010?
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Plane

Bromley 14 May 14 1.12pm

Quote 45years at Selhurst at 14 May 2014 12.34pm

Steve, why aren't you posting under your normal guise of CPFC2010?

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 14 May 14 1.56pm
Quote 45years at Selhurst at 14 May 2014 12.34pm Ive worked for SP at Tag he is the most supportive boss ive had, provided you work hard and are honest with him he will always try to help and be positve yes he does want things right but ive never had nay issues Steve would rip you a new one for that unforced schoolboy error, never mind the punctuation errors. I disengage, I turn the page.
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Forest Hillbilly

in a hidey-hole 14 May 14 1.56pm

Quote 45years at Selhurst at 14 May 2014 12.34pm

Steve would rip you a new one for that unforced schoolboy error, never mind the punctuation errors.

I disengage, I turn the page.

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blind eagle Covington.Tennessee 14 May 14 3.46pm
Quote merganser at 13 May 2014 10.30pm Fascinating tale, blind eagle - but how come you are a palace fan? I was born and bred in Portland Road ,South Norwood,and went to school at Beulah Hill. My Dad was wanted by The Palace when he was sixteen but his mother wanted no footballers in her family ,however, as a consequence,we were never permitted to talk in our house about any football team other than The Palace. I have been a faithful follower of The palace for 7o years now and its the only football team that I have ever been interested in.
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Covington.Tennessee 14 May 14 3.46pm

Quote merganser at 13 May 2014 10.30pm

Fascinating tale, blind eagle - but how come you are a palace fan?

I was born and bred in Portland Road ,South Norwood,and went to school at Beulah Hill. My Dad was wanted by The Palace when he was sixteen but his mother wanted no footballers in her family ,however, as a consequence,we were never permitted to talk in our house about any football team other than The Palace. I have been a faithful follower of The palace for 7o years now and its the only football team that I have ever been interested in.

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