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daneagle Bromley 22 Jan 14 9.28am
Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.14am singing "takes it up the ar$e" to Tim Flowers all thoose years ago in a pre-season friendly as he did his rather effeminate warm up, didn't phase him at all, kept the banter levels up but had no effect at all, he was even deliberately mincing for his goal kicks at one point. That said, I see no harm in singing "your kids, we're gonna kidnap your kids" at them just to put them off. Edited by paperhat (22 Jan 2014 9.15am) I had forgotten about this. Now having read your quote, it bought it all flooding back. It was really funny, flowers really milked it still making me laugh now. I am all for bringing back cringe worthy goalie banter especially if it was as funny as that. Does anyone remember playing Liverpool and as redknapp stepped up to take a corner the whole of the holmesdale singing "does she take it up the a@@se" in reference to Louise his then girlfriend. Jason Mcateer sneaked behind him looked at the holmesdale and nodded......my all time funny moment in football. Bring back the childish banter Why, for the love of god why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.14am

singing "takes it up the ar$e" to Tim Flowers all thoose years ago in a pre-season friendly as he did his rather effeminate warm up, didn't phase him at all, kept the banter levels up but had no effect at all, he was even deliberately mincing for his goal kicks at one point.

That said, I see no harm in singing "your kids, we're gonna kidnap your kids" at them just to put them off.

Edited by paperhat (22 Jan 2014 9.15am)

I had forgotten about this. Now having read your quote, it bought it all flooding back. It was really funny, flowers really milked it still making me laugh now.

I am all for bringing back cringe worthy goalie banter especially if it was as funny as that.

Does anyone remember playing Liverpool and as redknapp stepped up to take a corner the whole of the holmesdale singing "does she take it up the a@@se" in reference to Louise his then girlfriend.
Jason Mcateer sneaked behind him looked at the holmesdale and nodded......my all time funny moment in football.
Bring back the childish banter

Why, for the love of god why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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paperhat croydon 22 Jan 14 9.34am
Quote daneagle at 22 Jan 2014 9.28am Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.14am singing "takes it up the ar$e" to Tim Flowers all thoose years ago in a pre-season friendly as he did his rather effeminate warm up, didn't phase him at all, kept the banter levels up but had no effect at all, he was even deliberately mincing for his goal kicks at one point. That said, I see no harm in singing "your kids, we're gonna kidnap your kids" at them just to put them off. Edited by paperhat (22 Jan 2014 9.15am) I had forgotten about this. Now having read your quote, it bought it all flooding back. It was really funny, flowers really milked it still making me laugh now. I am all for bringing back cringe worthy goalie banter especially if it was as funny as that. Does anyone remember playing Liverpool and as redknapp stepped up to take a corner the whole of the holmesdale singing "does she take it up the a@@se" in reference to Louise his then girlfriend. Jason Mcateer sneaked behind him looked at the holmesdale and nodded......my all time funny moment in football. Bring back the childish banter Until that point, lil Redknapp looked well miffed, then the seasoned pro Macateer obviously just told him to roll with it and if I remember rightly, we even applauded them as they turned round laughing. That's it then, banter and p1ss taking chants is the way forward. Tuesday vs Hull, "takes it up the ar$e" will make a return. STick that in your PC pipe and smoke it tree huggers. Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan
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croydon 22 Jan 14 9.34am

Quote daneagle at 22 Jan 2014 9.28am

Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.14am

Edited by paperhat (22 Jan 2014 9.15am)

I had forgotten about this. Now having read your quote, it bought it all flooding back. It was really funny, flowers really milked it still making me laugh now.

I am all for bringing back cringe worthy goalie banter especially if it was as funny as that.

Does anyone remember playing Liverpool and as redknapp stepped up to take a corner the whole of the holmesdale singing "does she take it up the a@@se" in reference to Louise his then girlfriend.
Jason Mcateer sneaked behind him looked at the holmesdale and nodded......my all time funny moment in football.
Bring back the childish banter

Until that point, lil Redknapp looked well miffed, then the seasoned pro Macateer obviously just told him to roll with it and if I remember rightly, we even applauded them as they turned round laughing.

That's it then, banter and p1ss taking chants is the way forward. Tuesday vs Hull, "takes it up the ar$e" will make a return. STick that in your PC pipe and smoke it tree huggers.

Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan

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Part Time James 22 Jan 14 9.36am
Went to a Geoff Thomas charity game at Selhurst some years back Liverpool team of 90 vs Palace team of 90. Not many there and we were sat right behind the goal. Bruce Grobbelaar was having a great bit of banter with us. Despite my mate being a Liverpool fan we both spent the game winding him up with childish stuff such as "dodgy keeper". In return he kept waving to us, sticking his tongue out and show boating with and without the ball! I guess the scoreline was unimportant to him in an exhibition match so he could afford to.
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Went to a Geoff Thomas charity game at Selhurst some years back Liverpool team of 90 vs Palace team of 90. Not many there and we were sat right behind the goal. Bruce Grobbelaar was having a great bit of banter with us. Despite my mate being a Liverpool fan we both spent the game winding him up with childish stuff such as "dodgy keeper". In return he kept waving to us, sticking his tongue out and show boating with and without the ball! I guess the scoreline was unimportant to him in an exhibition match so he could afford to.

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paperhat croydon 22 Jan 14 9.38am
Quote Part Time James at 22 Jan 2014 9.36am Went to a Geoff Thomas charity game at Selhurst some years back Liverpool team of 90 vs Palace team of 90. Not many there and we were sat right behind the goal. Bruce Grobbelaar was having a great bit of banter with us. Despite my mate being a Liverpool fan we both spent the game winding him up with childish stuff such as "dodgy keeper". In return he kept waving to us, sticking his tongue out and show boating with and without the ball! I guess the scoreline was unimportant to him in an exhibition match so he could afford to. Christ, that clown would have done that in a cup final! Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan
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croydon 22 Jan 14 9.38am

Quote Part Time James at 22 Jan 2014 9.36am

Christ, that clown would have done that in a cup final!

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Part Time James 22 Jan 14 9.43am
Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.38am Quote Part Time James at 22 Jan 2014 9.36am Went to a Geoff Thomas charity game at Selhurst some years back Liverpool team of 90 vs Palace team of 90. Not many there and we were sat right behind the goal. Bruce Grobbelaar was having a great bit of banter with us. Despite my mate being a Liverpool fan we both spent the game winding him up with childish stuff such as "dodgy keeper". In return he kept waving to us, sticking his tongue out and show boating with and without the ball! I guess the scoreline was unimportant to him in an exhibition match so he could afford to. Christ, that clown would have done that in a cup final! You're right. It did make me warm to the guy though!
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22 Jan 14 9.43am

Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.38am

Quote Part Time James at 22 Jan 2014 9.36am

Christ, that clown would have done that in a cup final!

You're right. It did make me warm to the guy though!

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Ketteridge Brighton 22 Jan 14 9.44am
Remember going to watch Welling play once and abusing Paul Barron through out the first half he looked so p!ssed of when he came out for second half and we had walk round the other end. One of the great joys of non league football. He probably got it all the time and was alright about it to be honest I never really minded Barron. One supporter of hacking argued that without it "you will do away with the courage and pluck of the game, and I will be bound to bring over a lot of Frenchmen who would beat you with a week's practice -Blackheath secretary at first meeting of the F.A
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Brighton 22 Jan 14 9.44am

Remember going to watch Welling play once and abusing Paul Barron through out the first half he looked so p!ssed of when he came out for second half and we had walk round the other end. One of the great joys of non league football. He probably got it all the time and was alright about it to be honest I never really minded Barron.

One supporter of hacking argued that without it "you will do away with the courage and pluck of the game, and I will be bound to bring over a lot of Frenchmen who would beat you with a week's practice -Blackheath secretary at first meeting of the F.A

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Part Time James 22 Jan 14 9.47am
Might add, it's also worth winding up a linesperson... I'm not talking about going against the respect campaign but sometimes you can get to them with banter. I know it's a different level and the assistants aren't going to be as professional as at the top level, but when watching non-league football we always get on the back of them to try to make them slip up. My favourite was a linesman that we decided looked like Gary Numan (he probably didn't a huge amount) and we spent virtually the entire first half singing "Cars" at him on and off. He knew exactly what we were referring to and turned round and laughed at us once to which we went "come on lino, keep your eye on the game mate". He missed several offsides against my local team in the first half. Think they possibly scored from one as well.
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22 Jan 14 9.47am

Might add, it's also worth winding up a linesperson...

I'm not talking about going against the respect campaign but sometimes you can get to them with banter. I know it's a different level and the assistants aren't going to be as professional as at the top level, but when watching non-league football we always get on the back of them to try to make them slip up.

My favourite was a linesman that we decided looked like Gary Numan (he probably didn't a huge amount) and we spent virtually the entire first half singing "Cars" at him on and off. He knew exactly what we were referring to and turned round and laughed at us once to which we went "come on lino, keep your eye on the game mate". He missed several offsides against my local team in the first half. Think they possibly scored from one as well.

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daneagle Bromley 22 Jan 14 9.54am
Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.34am Quote daneagle at 22 Jan 2014 9.28am Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.14am singing "takes it up the ar$e" to Tim Flowers all thoose years ago in a pre-season friendly as he did his rather effeminate warm up, didn't phase him at all, kept the banter levels up but had no effect at all, he was even deliberately mincing for his goal kicks at one point. That said, I see no harm in singing "your kids, we're gonna kidnap your kids" at them just to put them off. Edited by paperhat (22 Jan 2014 9.15am) I had forgotten about this. Now having read your quote, it bought it all flooding back. It was really funny, flowers really milked it still making me laugh now. I am all for bringing back cringe worthy goalie banter especially if it was as funny as that. Does anyone remember playing Liverpool and as redknapp stepped up to take a corner the whole of the holmesdale singing "does she take it up the a@@se" in reference to Louise his then girlfriend. Jason Mcateer sneaked behind him looked at the holmesdale and nodded......my all time funny moment in football. Bring back the childish banter Until that point, lil Redknapp looked well miffed, then the seasoned pro Macateer obviously just told him to roll with it and if I remember rightly, we even applauded them as they turned round laughing. That's it then, banter and p1ss taking chants is the way forward. Tuesday vs Hull, "takes it up the ar$e" will make a return. STick that in your PC pipe and smoke it tree huggers. Ha ha ha..... Your right we applauded and they were laughing with each other all good humoured. Why, for the love of god why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bromley 22 Jan 14 9.54am

Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.34am

Quote daneagle at 22 Jan 2014 9.28am

Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.14am

Edited by paperhat (22 Jan 2014 9.15am)

I had forgotten about this. Now having read your quote, it bought it all flooding back. It was really funny, flowers really milked it still making me laugh now.

I am all for bringing back cringe worthy goalie banter especially if it was as funny as that.

Does anyone remember playing Liverpool and as redknapp stepped up to take a corner the whole of the holmesdale singing "does she take it up the a@@se" in reference to Louise his then girlfriend.
Jason Mcateer sneaked behind him looked at the holmesdale and nodded......my all time funny moment in football.
Bring back the childish banter

That's it then, banter and p1ss taking chants is the way forward. Tuesday vs Hull, "takes it up the ar$e" will make a return. STick that in your PC pipe and smoke it tree huggers.

Ha ha ha.....

Your right we applauded and they were laughing with each other all good humoured.

Why, for the love of god why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 22 Jan 14 10.48am
Quote Ketteridge at 22 Jan 2014 9.44am Remember going to watch Welling play once and abusing Paul Barron through out the first half he looked so p!ssed of when he came out for second half and we had walk round the other end. One of the great joys of non league football. He probably got it all the time and was alright about it to be honest I never really minded Barron. I remember an opposition goalie making a howler at Dulwich hamlet and the 50 or so hamlet behind the goal singing " Scotlands Scotlands number one , scotlands number one " . when you are about ten foot away that must hurt . interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "
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Quote Ketteridge at 22 Jan 2014 9.44am

I remember an opposition goalie making a howler at Dulwich hamlet and the 50 or so hamlet behind the goal singing " Scotlands Scotlands number one , scotlands number one " . when you are about ten foot away that must hurt .

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 22 Jan 14 10.53am
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 21 Jan 2014 6.41pm this barracking of oppo goal keepers should be brought back. circa 1985- either away or the Homesdale, on taking a goal kick the opposition goalie would get a resounding 'you're s*** ! AAAAAAAH! as he kicked. best I heard was WBA away. I remember that having a massive effect on mark bosnich when we played villa at a proper rainy night match , think it might have been a league cup game , he made some truly bad clearances from back passes and we scored from one or two of them interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "
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my minds eye 22 Jan 14 10.53am

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 21 Jan 2014 6.41pm

this barracking of oppo goal keepers should be brought back.
circa 1985-
either away or the Homesdale, on taking a goal kick
the opposition goalie would get a resounding
'you're s*** ! AAAAAAAH! as he kicked.
best I heard was WBA away.

I remember that having a massive effect on mark bosnich when we played villa at a proper rainy night match , think it might have been a league cup game , he made some truly bad clearances from back passes and we scored from one or two of them

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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stuckinbristol In the woodwork. 22 Jan 14 12.00pm
Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.38am Quote Part Time James at 22 Jan 2014 9.36am Went to a Geoff Thomas charity game at Selhurst some years back Liverpool team of 90 vs Palace team of 90. Not many there and we were sat right behind the goal. Bruce Grobbelaar was having a great bit of banter with us. Despite my mate being a Liverpool fan we both spent the game winding him up with childish stuff such as "dodgy keeper". In return he kept waving to us, sticking his tongue out and show boating with and without the ball! I guess the scoreline was unimportant to him in an exhibition match so he could afford to. Christ, that clown would have done that in a cup final!quote] Or in the semi final at Villa Park! Don't think he was showboating, but deffo having a bit of banter when asked "Brucie, Brucie what's the score? Also best one I heard (maybe imagined) was when Dan s*tu was taking a goal kick for Watford, the crowd gave it a "you're s*toooo"
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Quote paperhat at 22 Jan 2014 9.38am

Quote Part Time James at 22 Jan 2014 9.36am

Christ, that clown would have done that in a cup final!quote]

Or in the semi final at Villa Park! Don't think he was showboating, but deffo having a bit of banter when asked "Brucie, Brucie what's the score?

Also best one I heard (maybe imagined) was when Dan s***tu was taking a goal kick for Watford, the crowd gave it a "you're s***toooo"

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Leicestershireeagle South Leicestershire 22 Jan 14 12.07pm
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 21 Jan 2014 6.53pm Quote Leicestershireeagle at 21 Jan 2014 6.43pm Leicester used to do this until atleast recently. Utterly cringeworthy. not done LOUD. never heard it done for the last 10-15 years. used to intimidate the f*** out of a lot of keepers. we used to do it to good effect, the whole end , not just a few. you weren't even born. Edited by kingdowieonthewall (21 Jan 2014 6.54pm) It used to be the loudest noise they could come up with. Pitiful support and no imagination. RED AND BLUE ARMY!
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Quote kingdowieonthewall at 21 Jan 2014 6.53pm

Quote Leicestershireeagle at 21 Jan 2014 6.43pm

Leicester used to do this until atleast recently.

Utterly cringeworthy.

not done LOUD.
never heard it done for the last 10-15 years.
used to intimidate the f*** out of a lot of keepers.
we used to do it to good effect, the whole end , not just a few.
you weren't even born.

Edited by kingdowieonthewall (21 Jan 2014 6.54pm)

It used to be the loudest noise they could come up with. Pitiful support and no imagination.

RED AND BLUE ARMY!

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