To be called Nigels by those Pikey scum is actually quite flattering.

Charlton, one of the few clubs I genuinely hate. They may not be our rivals but I hate them way more than Brighton or Millwall.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

I've always hated Charlton more than Millwall and Brighton because they really think they're it ! I have never thought of Charlton as a big club and I'm not just saying that to be bitter they currently do have a good manager and they put together some good results last season they just came up short in both their "cup finals".

They are the type of club that if you scratch beneath the surface the cracks will be massive (a bit like us up until we were taken over by 2010) and you can't help but think that administration is just around the corner ! A few of my Clown mates were taking the piss when Eddie Izzard was seen at Wembley but maybe Jim Davidson will save them ! Hang on a minute, fairly sure he is keeping his head down at the minute !

Not one of their fans has been able to explain their irrational hatred of us.

In particular the period where we stupidly bailed them out and allowed them to ground share till they got back on their feet. They even moan about that when the alternative was that they play park football!

W*nkers....... the lot of em.